This guy is just plain freaky, and he's a few bricks short of a wall if you know what I mean. When encountering Link he expresses his deep rooted belief that Link is a fairy, then proceeds to ask Link to be his friend, to which Link responds, "Yeah, and while we're at it we could go down to Hyrule Market, share a shake and order a nice big plate full of 'Get the hell away from me!'"