Musical Parody #5

Pretty Sly (For an Evil Guy)

Hiro:Ooten, um, er... what does that guy say in the beginning?

Ronfar:Who cares? One, two, three, four--

Hiro:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It's supposed to be in Spanish!!!

Ronfar:Huh? Too late now, on with the show.

Jean,:Give it to me fairy!
Ruby,
Lemina,
Lucia

Hiro&:Uh Huh! Uh huh!
Ronfar

J,Ru,:Give it to me fairy!
Le,Lu

H&R:Uh huh! Uh huh!

Zophar:And all the villans say I'm pretty sly for an evil guy.

Ghaleon:He sings like a bard
Just every single day
He isn't very cool
'Cause he's a fruit anyway
He likes to play Clue
And he's a victim to style
He's old so he lacks
He ends up being senial

Leo:So for pete's sake, get it straight
You know Zophar's a fruit anyway
He's gonna play his field, and mask the deal
A fruit yes way, A fruit yes way
You've got to hate, how he's always late
At least you know he can
Bake a great cake
Lunar needs enemies
So do that fruity thing

J,Ru,:Give it to me fairy!
Le,Lu

H&R:Uh huh! Uh huh!

J,Ru,:Give it to me fairy!
Le,Lu

H&R:Uh huh! Uh huh!

Zophar:And all the villans say I'm pretty sly for an evil guy

Ghaleon:He goes to the saloon
Searching for a sacrifice
He didn't like Ice Cube
So he kidnapped Vanilla Ice
Now driving in the Destiny, sees Hiro and makes a pass
But if he does it twice
Hiro's gonna kick his pansy @$$

Leo:So for pete's sake, get it straight
You know Zophar's a fruit anyway
He's gonna play his field, and mask the deal
A fruit yes way, A fruit yes way
You've got to hate, how he's always late
At least you know he can
Bake a great cake
Lunar loves enemies
So do that fruity thing

Ghaleon:Now he's at the salon
he's gettin' hair done
He asked for a perm, but instead they did a bun
He's so depress, he's added on lard
Shirt's gonna rip
His feet he can't find
Cuz he's the fattest dip

J,Ru,:Give it to me fairy!
Le,Lu

H&R:Uh huh! Uh huh!

J,Ru,:Give it to me fairy!
Le,Lu

H&R:Uh huh! Uh huh!

Zophar:And all the villans say I'm pretty sly for an evil guy

Leo:So for pete's sake, get it straight
You know Zophar's a fruit anyway
He's gonna play his field, and mask the deal
A fruit yes way, A fruit yes way
You've got to hate, how he's always late
At least you know he can
Bake a great cake
Lunar needs enemies
Lunar loves enemies
So let's get some more enemies
And, Hey! Hey!, do that fruity thing



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