I look at that image and realize the truth. Life's short and your computer's life is even shorter.
It sucks! Grubbin told me so. ^-^

Well, enough about life and the disgusting taste of reality. Now, on to why you're really here:
ME!
Or so I hope. If not, you're stuck.
Sick'em boys!
The one on the right is Wolfgang and Ankh is on the left. They happen to be Hell Hounds (See later installments of BSB Advent for details), they also protect the Antiquary and all of its' treasures, mostly the "Hunk Hall of Fame", and the Fan Art Gallery, so no one can steal the Hunks or people's artwork!
Now, you may never leave, until you're old and wrinkly or until you get to the end of this page. Whatever comes first.

Name: Mickey, Mookie, Mookala, Mooke, Beast, RAMA, Shadower, Cassandra Shadow Watcher,
Age: Legal in many parts of the world!
Sex: Yes, please!
Occupation: The Keeper of the Antiquary, Mercenary
Eye Color: Silver, Green, Blue, Gray and Red.
Hair Color: White, White with Black Stripes, Blond, Black
Hobbies: Reading, writing, collecting stuff.
Favorite Foods: COOKIES! Chocolate! CHERRIES! Coca Cola! SUCKERS!
Favorite Bands: Backstreet Boys, Limp Bizkit, KORN, Bif Naked, 3 Doors Down, Metallica, Type O Negative, Disturbed, The Underground Union, Creed
Favorite Songs: Freak On A Leash, Rearranged, Larger Than Life, A Moment of Weakness, The Perfect Drug, Kryptonite, Higher, Arms Wide Open
Favorite Computer games: Alpha Centauri, The Sims (I love this game), StarCraft (awesome game), WarCraft II, Quake, and Quake 2. More favorite games to come as I buy them.
Favorite Playstation Games: Front Mission 3, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Soul Reaver, Koudelka. More to come as I buy and rent.

More To Come!