Spells

1st level mage spells:

Aslans Hair Entangle
Casting Time: 1
Duration: 1rnd/level of caster
Area of effect: 1 person
Saving throw: save vs. spell for no effect
This spell causes the hair of the target to grow, entangling the target. He is entangled for 1rnd/level of caster, and cannot perform any actions while entangled so. Unless someone spends a round cutting him/her free.

Deimoses Ultimate ball breaker*
Casting Time: 1
Duration: 1rnd/level of caster
Area of effect: One or Two testicles
Saving throw: save vs. spell for no effect
This spell causes the testicles of the target to begin jumping up and down, causing the target to blush in a fashionable red color tone. If the target tries to calm them down he may cause a wild-surge to happend at his balls. Roll on the table to see effect
01-89=Nothing Happends
90-100=Wild Surge

2nd level mage spells

Annihilating sphere of candy and love
Casting Time: 2
Duration: Special
Area of effect: Caster
Saving Throw: N/A

This spell is just to impress and trick people into thinking the mage is insanely more powerful than he really is. The first effect is that a bolt of lightning strikes the caster, with sparks flying everywhere around the caster. Then a puff of smoke erupts at the feet of the caster, and the caster is suddenly teleported 2ft away from where he stood earlier, then a Cloud of smoke shoots out from the casters hands and blocks line of sight 10ft inside the smoke. The smoke lasts for 2rnds. Then the casters corner teeth begin to grow and sharpen so they look like vampire teeth. This effect remains for 1rnd.