Heya kiddies.

Here is just about everything you ever wanted to know about me (and probably much more).

My name is Darrin Harris, and I'm a 23 year old student at Columbia College. I'm a big time Red Wings fan (hush up Arcturus), and all the other lesser sports are ok too. I used to have a ferret, now I have a cool ass cat, I like Claussen Pickles, and Bruce Lee rocks. That's about it.

Here's me about 2 years ago, with my sweet ferret, Gervin. He whomped ass. He liked to steal pork chops and give me kisses. He ran away, and now I'm sad.

But, here is my kick ass cat named Spam, and he rocks. He likes to knock things over, but I love him lots.

Here is another picture of Spam.. He's eyeing my ham sandwich and threatening to eat me if I don't give it up.

*Raarrrrr! He was pretty pissed, so I gave it to him. Bastard Cat.

This is my little nephew #1. He is 2 and his name is Nathaniel. He is gonna be a hockey player.

Here I am trying to teach my little nephew #2 the basics of hockey at the young age of 1 hour old. His name is Nicholas, and if my two sisters will just keep having boys, I can have a whole team soon.

Here is the same kid, cleaned up and on ice skates. Pretty nice, eh? His first word was "Hoser" and he was talking to my sister. I don't know where it came from, but I can't argue.

Here, I'm inspecting his glove hand. He is already making key saves in his games, and the Detroit Red Wings should be bringing him up from the farm leagues in about 18 years, despite his father's wishes. You see, his father Will, is an evil evil evil Penguins fan.

Speaking of Pennsylvania...

Here it is...the RoD Rafting '99 group...all 5 of us. Beginning from the jackass standing in the back of the boat going clockwise: Me (Ender), Carrie (Darble), Tommy (Sifl), Scott (Ghim), and Tony (Gabriel). The river we were on was Lower Youghiogheny and was slow compared to last year's trip, since it hadn't rained there in a while. It was still gobs of fun though. We were the only 5 people that went from the camping trip, and there had better be more next year, so start saving!

Here are my bestest friends in the whole wide world, save the psycho ex-girlfriend whose face was blurred out for her protection. This picture was taken at a place called Turtle Park, in St. Louis, where they have these big-ass rock turtles that you can climb all over. The two up top are Tommy and Carrie (Sifl and Darble), and the guy in the black hat is me. The ex-girlfriend will remain nameless. *wink*