>

> It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

> I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of

> Clark and Fifth Avenue when I

> whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart,

> how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?

> " Well, she immediately went

> down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure ALMOND JOY!

> I couldn't help but

> grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that

> this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to

> hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her

> tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!

> " Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew

> it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that

> gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M,

> but I said, "hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little

> Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, Be a Lifesaver. Why don't

> you take my Watchamacallit and slip it up your Bit ~O~ Honey?" (

> What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack,

> better than the ThreeMusketeers!" As I rammed my Ding Dong up

> her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving

> it to her Good ~N~ Plenty, when all of a sudden... My Starburst!

> Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and

> complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, 9 months later,

> out

> popped...... Baby Ruth!