'Study of Hoka Loogie'

Known History

This is Hoka's history as it was once told by himself in a bar. The truth of this I cannot be sure of as the imformer was somewhat, drunk at the time but she swears that they are very close friends and that she wants his children.

i came i sor i fel ova bord pist as a fart ware am i ses i bor iland ses day rite wares the pub dis ale is toss ava swiga thys its blindin wel i worneded im an i ava strikkd rool o no com bak dat woz mi fust day on bor iland i fink itssssss good ere day dont mind if ya dribol ina beeer wen ya bruin ssstuf as long as dares no flowtas hoka looooogie