'ello! As you can tell I be Iris. T'ouh most of me friends call me Iri. 'n on the rare occassion some idots (th' trio) be callin' me Irish. The' got a fat lip. Don't be gettin' me wrong now lads. I be proud to be from th' Emerald Isle, I 'ust don't like ta be singled out. I 'ave a unique heritege. Even on me island. Me mother was 1/2 Gargoyle 'n 1/2 Elf while me father was 3/4 Elfin 'n 1/4 Lepricahn. Only I take after me mothers gargoyle blood. Not only that but me father was an elfin prince. But alas, I was not born in holy union so I not be an offical Princess. I was raised by me mother 'n educated by me father. Later I took up the sword. All me agreed I be a natural at it. Eventually I became the royal bodygard for the Royal Family. 'enough now! Me be getting home sick. I'll say more later.
