This page is dedicated to the jokes I have submitted for your laughing pleasure. In short, sit back, relax, and laugh!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
-----------------------------------Cut on the dotted line---------------------------------
(joke)
Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"
Customer: "Yes, I would like one tasty good shake please."
Ed: "O.K. Here's your milk shake."
Customer: (Sips the shake then spits out) "Excuse me, but, I belive I ordered a TASTY MILK SHAKE!"
Ed: "I know. You see, you're the taster, and it's the tastee! Huh! That'll be two bucks."
_______________________________________________________________
One night, I had a dream. I had a dream about a giant marshmellow. It was three times the size of your head! It was all light and fluffy, almost feathery! I ate the whole thing. And when I was done, I woke up. And I discovered the strangest thing. My pillow was gone! And unlike usuall, I wasn't hungry! And boy, oh boy, did I have a strange taste in my mouth!
_______________________________________________________________
Old MacDonald had a farm, E I, E I, O. And on this farm, he had cow, because his wife was cheating on him, E I, E I, O.
_______________________________________________________________
I'm still trying to think of jokes. Please be patient.