I will ask you, and say, some of the strangest things you will ever hear.
What is your opinion of a wet chicken on a hot rubber sponge day?
Grab a cloud cover and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
(try to say this 5 times fast.):
When you mix a lizard and a blizzard you get a frozen gizzard.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "An orange may be orange but not as orange as you."
I'm still trying to remember my others and think of more.