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Engineering Underlined
The Toons!

Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the
priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate. The priest says
that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies.

They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly

stops just inches from his throat. The authorities take this as divine intervention and
release the priest.

Next, the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he
will be as fortunate as the priest.

They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly
stops just inches from his throat. So they release the drunkard as well.

The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. They slowly raise the blade of the
guillotine, when suddenly the engineer says, "Hey, I see what your problem is."



 
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