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ayni na po ing joke ko: A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his "pain." "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain." She began to massage his groin. After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty good...but my thumb still hurts like hell!" no.2 joke: Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an IBM employee, who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "t-Square" and he told the dog to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which hge did weith no trouble. The Ford employee's dog was named "Slide Rule". He was told to go fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into 4 piles of 3 each, which he did. The AT&T company emplou\yee said that was pretty good, but he told his dog "Measure" to go buy a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a 10 ounce glass. He did it perfectly. The three of them agreed that their dogs were pretty smart, and they all waited to see what the city employee's dog, who was named "coffeebreak" could do. At the snap of his owners fingers, "coffeebreak" strolled over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other 3 dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed a workmans compensation form and went home on sick leave. no 3. joke: Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create an empty New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I Exit without Saving? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work? A: Stop shaking it. | ||||||||||||||||
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ala pa The Bear This Christian man was going hunting one day by himself. While hunting, there was a bear that got after him. While the man was running from the bear, he dropped his gun. Then the man tripped over a huge log and broke his leg. He knew right then and there that he would be this big bear's main course. Then the man thought to himself, I know what I will do, I'll Pray. So the man began praying, "Lord, make this bear a Christian bear." POW, lightning struck, and the man just knew that his prayer had been answered. The bear calmly walked up to the man and bowed down on his knees, and said, "Lord, I thank you for this food..." | ||||||||||||||||
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