This site is based on a skit I seen on SNL. It's where you say what you'd rather have if you were given the chance to have only one of the 3 prizes.The categories to choose is Food? Sex? or Car?
Current Question
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Corn Pea Soup Mix?..........................................The King of Pop?...................................Honda CBR 600 f4i?
*Note* The results will be posted up when i have enough votes
E-Mail me your Vote on what is the better prize is to have and explain why you choose that prize.
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CURRENT VOTES
Melissa Hynes: Honda CBR.."I gonna take the Honda CBR 600 f4i. YOU know why? Because then I can give it to Eddie... wouldn't I be the bestest girlfriend!"
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PAST VOTES
Kris Reid: Fried Chicken.."I choose the CHICKEN cause I aint into fires and I like real breasts"
Calvin Crann: Fried Chicken.."I take the Chicken ....Off course.... Cause the fire truck whould take too long to clean..... And Like I said before I all ready have the perfect lady in my life"
Robin Fowler: Fire Truck.."I'll take the truck because then you can go get Britney and the Chicken"
Dick Stratton: Fire Truck.."I take the fire truck because you know how hard it is for the cops to stop one of those?...Plus Britney is a slave for me, and i've never done it on a fire ladder before while eating chicken should be fun times!"
John Peddle: Fire Truck.."I thought about it. And all have there nice points. See...I could use the Fire truck to drive around with Brit. But I had planned Brit riding in the truck and carrying my chicken. But see, If I didn't take the chicken I wouldnt have need for Brit, and without Brit I wouldnt need the fire truck. And I wouldnt want a basket of fired chicken anyways. But from what I hear Britney Spears has Nipple peircings. So that be cool, cause then we could trade nip piercing. But the fire truck, has a aerial latter. With that I could pick berries and apples and all off high trees. And often get peoples cats out of trees. And over a bit of time. I'd be rich. And buy all the chicks I wanted. As for Brit. Shes seen more shaft then a elevator so... I want the Fire truck."
Brent Slade: Britney Spears.."I'll take britney spears, because I can afford to buy the chicken myself, and the fire truck doesn't do anything for me"
Melissa Hynes: Fire Truck.."I will take the fire truck cause well britany spears..I don't swing that way, and chicken..I'm not in the mood for. So deffinately fire truck for me and my squirrel, in case he gets stuck in a tree!!"
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PAST VOTES
John Peddle: Hyundai.."My family does need wine and cheese, but the car is just so pretty."
Janice Rowsell: Hyundai.."I'm gonna have to go with the Hyundai...Because I don't like wine, however a have a liking for cutting the cheese. As for Ricky, he IS fine, but he doesn't hold a candle to my Adam. He's all the lovin' I need! Who knows, maybe we will express our love in the Hyundai? ha ha!"
Melissa Hynes: Hyundai.."I choose the car! Because I NEED ONE and that car looks AWESOME!! and I"m not that fond of cheese... and why not ricky martin.....I don't know... too tight pants.."
Skott Crann: Hyundai.."Cheese.....hmmmm..Hyundai......yummy.....Ricky...what the #$%^...I tink I'll take the car..please and thank you."
Brent Slade: Hyundai.."I'd say it is absolutely not ricky martin... the car is pretty sweet, and I do enjoy the cheese a lot... I don't like the wine as much, so I'll choose the car by default, if it was just cheese, it would be a toss up! Yeah, the car!"
Peter White: Hyundai.."Cheese is an aphrodesiac, and wine always leads to sex but those thoughts don't go well with ricky martin, so the car wins by a long shot."
Kris Reid: A Fine Cheese Meal.."I choose the Fine wine and cheese meal, just because I'd use it for the soul purpose of getting a chance to gaze into beautiful green eyes and hold the hand of a friend. And plus I haven't had a decent meal since I've been in Ontario......Ricky Martin doesn't turn my crank and my jeep is a portable bed....hehehe...bed"
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PAST VOTES
Kent Woolridge: Carmen Electra.."I do like american pie but i like poontang pie a lot more!
Plus Carmen Electra has nicer headlights than the CR-V."
Brent Slade: Carmen Electra.."I hate pie, I have SUV's, so I'll choose Carmen Electra"
Dick Strap-on: Honda CR-V.."Because I already had Angelina Jolie"
Janice Rowsell: Honda CR-V.."Because that pie doesn't look overly tempting to me...as for Carmen Electra, shes like a used car, you don't know where its been, or who has driven it. And plus, after Angelina Jolie, i'm pretty beat out."
Peter White: Carmen Electra.."Well, since everyone knows that I love driving, I'd have to pick the CRV...wait...I mean Carmen Electra, riding her would be much more fun. And the desert looks gross, unless your eating it off carmen electra."
Pam Ledrew: Honda CR-V.."I hate apple pie, I don't do the lesbien thing, and I want a car."
Kris Reid: Honda CR-V.."I choose the SUV just because I dont need no more super models buggin me for my phone number and getting me to go to their house for the weekend so they can seduce me like they all try....crazy super models."
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PAST VOTES
John Peddle: Angelina Jolie.."Because she's Hot!"
Melissa Hynes: Dodge Stratus.."Because I need a car that works"
Sarahdawn Pinksen: Angelina Jolie.."Because sex with a girl is better then no sex at all!"
Brent Slade: Angelina Jolie.."uhhhh... lemmie think! Angelina Jolie!"
Dick Strap-On: Angelina Jolie.."She's a chic"
Blair Cabot: Dodge Sratus.."I dont like the food and Angelina Jolie may be hot but shes weird."
Dale Hunter: Dodge Stratus.."I knows I will be getting sex after i gets married not before. Even thought it sounds good but you know what i mean, and food...well i eat too much now as it is."
Jason Hynes: Dodge Stratus.."BECAUSE I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!"
Byron Milley: Angelina Jolie.."She's Extremely Hot!"
Calvin Crann: Dodge Stratus.."Because I already have the woman of my Dreams!"
Kent Woolridge: Angelina Jolie.."The sea food and the dodge stratus probably wouldn't have a threesome with another chick!! Plus I'd get more miles out of Angelina Jolie!"
Skott Crann: Angelina Jolie.."Because I don't need the food...and I have a car...but I need a woman!"
Janice Rowsell: Angelina Jolie.."She's mega hot! I'd do her, and I don't even swing that way! And besides, seafood is CRAP, and so are dodge's!!"
Kris Reid: Dodge Stratus.."I've already had plenty of hot chic's...plus the car is pretty."