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I DO THIS TO WASTE TIME.
2) Flip pages in math text continously mumbling 'where's that page?'
3) Walk to a friend's desk and borrow an eraser (blah, blah, blah)
4)Break pencil purposley. Sharpen.
5) Sing various commercial songs,
6) Make pigs out of erasers and thumbtacks.
7)Write with your calculator
8) Talk obnoxiously fast or slow.
9) Brag about your hangnail to no one in particular.
10) Talk about the great (imaginary) X-File you saw.
11) Read this.
12) Draw.
13) Draw Rats with sunglasses on.
14) Draw Japanese animation.
15) Make up new words.
16) Paint your hand.
17) Daydream.
18)Daydream about money and a famous person of opposite gender.
19) Ask the teacher "If living things give out Vital energy, do dogs and cell phones give out Fido energy?
20) Make up a secret code.
21)Write in that secret code.
22) Brag about your 'Great Aunt Whuptherdina' giving you a million dollars.
23) Be loud. Be very, very loud.
24) Eat.
25) Say 'Ooh!' all the time.
26) Blab on+on about Beanie Babies.
27) Talk about your 'alien abduction'.
28) Pretend to have telepathic messages.
29) Pretend you are driving a car.
30) Talk in guibberish.
31) Put up your hand. When the teacher asks you what is wrong, talk in gibberish.
32) Pretend you are Sailor Moon.
33) Act like a cat.
34) Act like a carrot.
35) Sing about your cauliflower friends.
36) Talk about your elf friend, Chimpa.
37) Yell "YA-KAKAKA!"
38) Yell "I got to go Potty!"
39) Ask if you can be excused because you're brain is full.
40) Do backflips.
41) Say "Akum-Bokum"
42) Say "Pikachu" randomly.
43) Pretend to throw up.
44)Recite scenes from the X-Files.
45) Act Paranoid, Pretend you are an alien.
46) Ask the teacher what a kwidgybo is.
47) Pretend you are a turtle.
48) Pretend to fly.
49) Act like a turkey.
50) Sing Barney songs. |
