Vampire Bumper Stickers of the Kindred

The Draconian Garden Gnome ([email protected])
May 24, 2000 (12:44)

Assamite: This car climbed up to Alamut

Brujah: Don’t like my driving? Call 1-800-UP YOURS.

Follower of Set: No I don’t have a tire leak. That hissing noise is normal.

Gangrel: Will brake for road kill.

Giovanni: If you can read this, I OWN YOUR SOUL!

Lasombra: WARNING: Driver will not appear in your rear view mirror.

Malkavian: This vehicle will make wild turns and other sudden erratic movements

Nosferatu: Don’t laugh at me, your daughter is in the trunk.

Ravnos: Car is not stolen, just borrowed.

Toreador: Jesus already died for our sins. I’m just getting my money’s worth.

Tremere: Sorry so slow, ritual in progress.

Tzimisce: Never drink and drive, you might spill blood on the upholstery.

Ventrue: NO! I DON’T HAVE ANY GREY POUPON!

-- Marc, the Draconian Garden Gnome

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