| Shop O' HORRORS! | ||||||||||||||||||
| Entre's! | ThE mAiN cOuRsE! | |||||||||||||||||
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Come in, come in, my good friends! Would you care to sample some of the revolting dishes from D'Kitchen? Well, here you go! *You see yourself seated at a large, old fashioned oak table. Before you is a platter of hors'derves... but of an entirely different nature. Seaweed crackers with fish entrails appease the senses, crunchy beetles stuffed with maggots wiggle temptatiously inches away from your lips. A deliciously hairy spider writhes, pinioned upon his toothpick, edging towards your fingers when...... |
The Main Course Is Served! You lift the lid of your plate, dreading to see what the detestable butler has served you, but all you see is a selection of barely adible vegetables and a slice of dark red meat. Shrugging, you see nothing wrong with it, so you carve up the meat and begin to feast. It tastes really good! You ask the butler what kind it is, and are disgusted whe he informs you it is......... HUMAN! the bell rings for..... | |||||||||||||||||
| Desert..... :P~ | ||||||||||||||||||
| You are finally served your desert, but with nausea creeping into your stomache... a bowl of vanilla icecrea and red jelly, but the jelly has bugs incorporated into it's folds, and the ice cream is topped off with an eyeball, staring directly at you! Unable to bear any more, you scream and run out of the kitchen, wondering where you'll find yourself next.... | ||||||||||||||||||
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