Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...

my name is... Goku Tonberry

Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...

my name is... Goku Tonberry (2x)

Ahem...excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the class for one second...

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me shoot large fireballs through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)

Fight Cid and get f**ked up worse than my life is? (huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Senshi I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

Dr. V said: "Goku Tonberry you a case-head..."

Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted..."

Well since whenever I've felt like I'm someone else

Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with my belt

Got pissed off and ripped Tifa’s tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! (Tonberry, wait up, that's my girl dog!)

I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off

CHORUS

My creator wanted to have sex with me in Wutai

The only problem is, my creator was a guy

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler

And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in 7th Heaven, had my jacket zipped up

F**ked the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)

Extraterrestrial, killin’ pedestrians

Running over ‘em while they're screamin' at me: "JUST SAVE MY

FRIENDS!"

99% of my life I was lied to

I just found out my dad more a dope than I am

I told him I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about being dumb and name it after him (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands

To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Gatoris fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

This guy in Subway asked for my autograph

So I signed it: 'Dear Jay, thanks for the support, BAKA!

CHORUS

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

Dr. V don't just stand there, OPERATE!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,

I just drank a fifth of sake...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman at all, my package is too large to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere.)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would cop ‘tudes

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME HOJO? YOU AIN'T GOT NO BOOBS!

I lay awake and strap Pikachu in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot his ass in the head (BANG!)

I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)

And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)

Tell him that I’ll slit his throat in this time I have

CHORUS to fade out