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The great, stupendous, fantastic, amazing Rahvi

Titles: The Dungeon Master, Insane Supreme, The Judge and the jury

Quotes: "I said NO", "Die", "Armor Class?", "Don't peek behind my screen", "I don't care", "Yeah right", "My alcohol stream is dangerously high on blood", "Shut up", "Cheers"

Description: That's Me, Hahahaha, Bow before me you fools. (You didn't really think I would make fun of myself now, did you?)

And the rest...

Yolol

Titles: Son of Harley Davidson, the forgetful guy, the Elf lover (Yuck), the Beast.

Quotes: "What?", "The world is an ashtray", "I remember when I was little", "Scolder and Molly" (Who says a person can't commit the same mistake twice?, or three times, or twelve times?), "GRRRR", "Dental Plan".

Description: a rare combination between a Low tech, low memory robot and Harley davidson. Known for leading AD&D parties to their doom and leaving, also known for shutting down with Tequila and wind.

Rashad

Titles: Cyrano de Bergerac, The Nose, Founding member of "the bloodsuckers"

Quotes: "Doup", "Clang Clang", "He's spitting, hahaha", "But, But, it isn't fair" (inmediately followed by Rahvi saying; "Shut up, you're dead"), "We should really open that door".

Description: He's big, but his nose is even bigger. He is famous for killing entire AD&D parties by making them happily walk to their deaths.

Pelos (Hairs)

Titles: The Hairy one, Taz, Cenpilaf, H.H.H.H.P.K. Pilaf

Quotes: "I swear I didn't know", "that makes hmmm... 1,000 hp of damage" (yeah right), "save against spells or die", the rest are censored.

Description: Unshaved: Short, hairy and aggressive, like Taz

  • When Shaved: Blue skin, short, agressive but Harmless, remember Pilaf from Dragon Ball?
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    Rafaga (Obsceno Mayor)

    Title: Megalomaniac Supreme

    Quotes: "Bring me a soda" (to his brother), "Can I play a god?", "That guy is gonna pay", "My character is too weak"

    Description: If his characters are an expression of some deep phsycological desire, then we have a frustated Napoleon among us. Writer of the original "Black List"

    Savitar (obsceno Menor)

    Titles: The artist of the bunch, "Green legs"

    Quotes: "Me cool", "I run away", a WOMAN's scream of terror

    Description: He thinks he's cool. He once lifted Yolol with his bare hands (wow), Sometimes he behaves like an Amoeba.

    Momem

    Title: The Big Guy

    Qoutes: "De lenguita!!!" (Don't ask), "Chichi blanca chichi negra" (again, don't ask).

    Description: I'm sure that yellow thing on top of his head is alive. Everyone remembers his infamous cooking skills.

    Sufri

    Titles: Unknown Specimen, Floydian Supreme, Teleporter Supreme.

    Quotes: "I'm gonna use the most powerful spell in the universe; (everyone holds their breaths, waiting for a powerful spell capable of killing the dragon on a single hit) Teleport!", "I'll play again one of these days"

    Description: Even though he played one of the most powerful wizards in the campaign world, nobody knew who his wizard was.

    Mustavo

    Titles: Mutant supreme, The Critic (Jay Sherman), the Anorexic

    Quotes: "I don't wanna play anymore", "Why?????", "Nobody respects me", "I'm not thin".

    Description: I don't think you can, but try to imagine. Famous for his constant Spermovulations (Don't ask)

    Armentita

    Title: Weird Supreme

    Quotes: "I'm not an ogre", "My hair was blonde, right?", and generally any foolishness imaginable.

    Description: A clown, a weirdo, a comediant, A phsychopath. more accurately a crazy bard like creature (both his character and himself)

    Carreto

    Title: The Horny Guy

    Quotes: "What's up men?", "Zaz!"

    Description: He lost both his heads for a big "A".

    Mejor amigo de Luis Jose hasta que AL...go se interpuso

    Bejar

    Title: The Strange Man in the raincoat, The (shivers) Lawyer

    Quotes: "Hail the eagle", "Have you seen my new character?", "That game is childish" (yeah, yeah, that's why he still buys anything related to it)

    Description: Weird, high Ego, strange ideas.

    And last, and certainly least, the...... Stupid ridiculous newbies

    Sapo (that means "toad")

    Titles: The stupid Newbie, The "Normal" guy, The Fancy Boy.

    Quotes: "I kill him" (I had to explain him that he had to throw the 20 sider and see if he could hit him first) "Mine!!!!" (Repeated everytime the group finds treasure).

    Description: Big bulging eyes. We had LOTS of fun in his initiation.

    Shago

    Titles: Begby (remember trainspotting?), Lapa, Second member of "the bloodsuckers", the boy scout"""""

    Quotes: "Give me a cigarette", "Who am I going to hit today?", "AAAAAAAAAYYY"

    Description: Looks like a criminal, small but really violent, and unlike pilaf, he IS dangerous. He has a protruding canine.

    Chiapas

    Titles: Hypothyroid, Samurai Modown, The Pride of Cintalapa (If he is the pride, just imagine the rest...), Sasuke from Ramna 1/2. Third member of "The Bloodsuckers"

    Quotes: "Ouuuuuu", "Come ooooooon, I wanna playyyy", "Pinche...Pinche...Pinche..."

    Description: Imagine cheech Marin. Sight of a mole, the dexterity of an artrithic worm, the brain of a peanut.

    Paulina

    Titles: The snob, Screech

    Quotes: "AAAAAAAAAYYY", "You pig", "You asshole", "You pervert", "I'll tell sufri about this", "You're gonna pay for that", "Hello Uncle Pilaf".

    Description: Hmnmm, well... she's a girl. Further comments will be ommited for the continued health of the author.

    Believe it or not, these guys are real, any resemblance to any fictional or cartoonish characters is merely coincidential

    You guys are nuts, I better go back!

    Isn't it impressive the thing you can find by highlighting empty spaces?

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