101 ways to annoy people...

1.Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, A3 sized paper.

2.In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for sensual massage."

3.Drum on every available surface.

4.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking with others.

5.Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up."

7.Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think."

8.Practice making fax and modem noises.

9.Make appointments for the 31st of September.

10.Make beeping noises when you back up.

11.Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy."

12.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

13.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

14.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

15.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

16.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

17.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

18.Honk and wave to strangers.

19.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register.

20.TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

21.type only in lowercase.

22.dontuseanypunctuationeither

23.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets.

24.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:

25.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

26.Sing the Batman theme incessantly. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait -- I messed it up." Then repeat.

27.Ask people what gender they are.

28.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

29.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

30.Sing along at the opera.

31.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

32.Ask your friends mysterious questions, then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles."

33.Tell your friends that you can't attend their party, five days prior to the event, because you're "not in the mood."

34.Sew anti-theft detctor strips into peoples backpacks

35.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

36.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!".

37.End all your sentences with "domah!".

38.Pretend your mouse is a CB radio and talk to it.

39.When turning left, signal right, and vice versa when turning right.

40.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

41.Invent computer jargon ion conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

42.Ask the waiter/waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

43.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture".

44.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

45.Send this as an email to everyone in your email address book even if they sent it to you or ask you not to send things like this.

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