"Sorry about that last bit..."

This page here is me. It took me a while to get a picture up here 'cause my scanner's a little broken just now...


A bit sunburned, but not too bad

This isn't a particularly good picture; I know there are much better ones out there. I don't know how much you can figure out about me from this one shot, either... How about I just describe myself to you? I've got some other ideas that could work as well, but I need some help for them. 'Till I get that help, this will have to do.

First, I'm about 5'10 and relatively slender. I weigh aproximately 160lbs. For you Brits out there, that's about 12 stone, or 75kg. I'm packing a small belly from too much junk food and not enough exercise, but it's hardly noticeable. I have brown hair turning blond in front. My eyes change color drastically depending on the light and my surroundings. They can be anywhere from dark blue to green to brown or even gold. Lately, they've been accompanied by dark circles because I'm too busy working to sleep.

I have a somewhat unique sense of style that changes almost every day. My meager wardrobe can somehow accomodate almost any look I feel like on a particular day. Today, for instance, I'm wearing torn jeans, boots, a black Tshirt, a denim jacket and a cowboy hat. I look like I just came from a Texas Dude ranch. Yesterday, I looked like a student at Yale, or Harvard. Nice slacks, a dress shirt, and a sweater. No hat. I think I'll try the skater look tomorrow... or maybe the "violently gay" look... there are just so many choices!

Aside from a few blemishes, my face is probably my best feature. It is very expressive. When I'm smiling(which is usually), there is a tiny dimple in one of my cheeks. I've never actually seen it myself, but it's been pointed out to me by a few friends. I have to assume that it only shows up when I'm REALLY having a good time. I have been told on numerous occasions that the range of expressions I can show is almost scary. Many of those expressions are scary, or at least a little bit evil.
But I'm really a nice guy. I'm always available to give someone a laugh with a bit of well phrased irony. Generally I get a few calls a day from friends who just need a pick-me-up. I'm always happy to oblige.





I think that's enough airtime for my ego for now, so back to the stuff you really wanted to see, so...
Back to my main page!




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