This page is a compilation of my favourite quotes.
Hope you enjoy.
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galile
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yeild to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle (284-322 B.C.)
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not conservative, has no brains."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"When Ideas fail, words come in very handy."
- Goethe (1749-1832)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortalit through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
"Sanity is a madness put to good uses."
- George Santayana (1863-1952)
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
- William Congreve (1670-1729)
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
"It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goals. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. It isn't a calamity to die with dreams unfulfilled, but it is a calamity not to dream. It is not a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach for. Not failure, but low aim is a sin. -Anonymous
The only thing worse than a blind believer is a seeing denier. - Neil de Grasse Tyson