"It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission."
-Glenn Griffin Aka WIZWAV

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
-Carl Friedrich Gauss, when told his wife is dying


"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
-Bill Gates 1981


"Never tell me the odds."
-Han Solo


"It's not my fault."
-Han Solo


Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses and we blew it!



Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.


Razors pain you. Rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give. Gas smells awful; you might as well live.