SCENE: MGM Grand Casino, Las Vegas Nevada. Spotlights circle the darkened skies intermixed with thunderclaps and lightning. Camera fades into the center of the ring.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, wrestling fans of all ages, welcome to the MGM Grand and EIWA ThanksGrieving night! I introduce to you, your color commentators for this evening, James E. Cornette and "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart!

Hart: Hello from Las Vegas! James, we have a spetacular night of action lined up this evening!

Cornette: That's right Jimmy! We will see not one, not two, but THREE title matches up for grabs!

Hart: By the way Jimmy, how far did you get away from the Doggfathers last Saturday?

Cornette: By the skin of my ass! I will NEVER talk to those goons again! They will get theirs tonight when they will have to put up the Six-Man AND the Brass Knux titles in the same match! HA!

Hart: Calm down James, they, after all, didn't actually hurt you...

Cornette: Jimmy, do you know just how much the dry cleaners charged for getting that stain... oh damn!

Hart: Sorry I asked. Our first match is a battle royal for the EIWA Hardcore title! Let's go to the ring!

Announcer: This is our first match, for the EIWA Hardcore Championship. Our first two combatants are... Spencer Carr and Ruination!

They lock up.
Ruination takes Spencer Carr down with an inverted atomic drop.
Ruination hits Spencer Carr with a flying axhandle.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ruination.
Ruination goes for a fisherman suplex, but Spencer Carr counters it with a small package.
Spencer Carr punches Ruination.
Spencer Carr is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Spencer Carr chops Ruination.
Ruination hits Spencer Carr.
Ruination punches Spencer Carr.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ruination.
Spencer Carr chops Ruination.
Spencer Carr whips Ruination into the ropes.
Spencer Carr goes for an inverted DDT, but Ruination blocks it.
Ruination runs into the ropes.
Ruination hits Spencer Carr with an elbow.

Hart: This crowd is torn between Carr and Ruination!

Ruination goes for a power bomb, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Ruination with a clothesline.
Ruination falls out of the ring.
** Ruination has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr waits for his next opponent.
** Maximum Tacolord hits the ring.
(Spencer Carr and Maximum Tacolord are going at it.)
Spencer Carr takes Maximum Tacolord down with a belly-to-back hammerlock suplex.

Cornette: Carr is starting out strong!

Spencer Carr attempts to place Maximum Tacolord on the turnbuckle, but
Maximum Tacolord blocks it.
Spencer Carr kicks Maximum Tacolord.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Spencer Carr kicks Maximum Tacolord.
Maximum Tacolord hits Spencer Carr.
A small "Maximum Tacolord" chant is being started.
Spencer Carr chops Maximum Tacolord.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Spencer Carr takes Maximum Tacolord down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Spencer Carr whips Maximum Tacolord into the ropes.
Spencer Carr goes for an inverted DDT, but Maximum Tacolord blocks it.
Maximum Tacolord chops Spencer Carr.
A small "Maximum Tacolord" chant is being started.
Maximum Tacolord kicks Spencer Carr.
A small "Maximum Tacolord" chant is being started.
Maximum Tacolord goes for a DDT, but Spencer Carr throws him off.
Spencer Carr hits Maximum Tacolord.
Maximum Tacolord kicks Spencer Carr.
Maximum Tacolord kicks Spencer Carr.
A small "Maximum Tacolord" chant is being started.
Spencer Carr chops Maximum Tacolord.
Spencer Carr executes a flying bulldog on Maximum Tacolord.
Spencer Carr whips Maximum Tacolord into the ropes, but Maximum Tacolord reverses it.

Hart: Taco Hell, I mean Tacolord is showing us that he knows the moves!

Spencer Carr hits Maximum Tacolord with a kick.
Spencer Carr whips Maximum Tacolord into the ropes.
Maximum Tacolord misses with a shoulderblock.
Maximum Tacolord misses with a clothesline.
Spencer Carr uses a spinning backbreaker on Maximum Tacolord.
Spencer Carr places Maximum Tacolord on the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr uses a top-rope power bomb on Maximum Tacolord.
Spencer Carr whips Maximum Tacolord into the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Maximum Tacolord
moves out of the way.
Maximum Tacolord punches Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr chops Maximum Tacolord.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Maximum Tacolord punches Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr hits Maximum Tacolord.
The crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
** Marc Ellett hits the ring.

Cornette: Ellet storms to the ring and takes it to the border!

Marc Ellett attacks Maximum Tacolord.
Marc Ellett punches Maximum Tacolord.
A small "Marc Ellett" chant is being started.
Maximum Tacolord hits Marc Ellett.
A small "Maximum Tacolord" chant is being started.
Marc Ellett kicks Maximum Tacolord.
The crowd is starting to get behind Marc Ellett.
(Maximum Tacolord and Marc Ellett are going at it.)
Maximum Tacolord takes Marc Ellett down with a roundhouse kick.
A small "Maximum Tacolord" chant is being started.
(Marc Ellett and Maximum Tacolord are going at it.)
Marc Ellett hits Maximum Tacolord with a vertical suplex.
Marc Ellett tries to throw Maximum Tacolord over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Marc Ellett takes Maximum Tacolord down with a bridging back suplex.
(Marc Ellett and Maximum Tacolord are going at it.)
Marc Ellett tries to throw Maximum Tacolord over the top rope.

** Maximum Tacolord has been eliminated.
A small "Marc Ellett" chant is being started.
(Marc Ellett and Spencer Carr are going at it.)
Marc Ellett attempts to place Spencer Carr on the turnbuckle, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Marc Ellett goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Spencer Carr
counters it with a belly-to-back suplex.
Spencer Carr goes for an avalanche, but Marc Ellett side-steps and Spencer Carr only hits air.
Spencer Carr sits up.
The crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Marc Ellett whips Spencer Carr into the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr begs off.
Marc Ellett goes for a diving elbow smash, but Spencer Carr counters it with a faceslam.
Spencer Carr tries to throw Marc Ellett over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.

Hart: So much for Mexican food!

Spencer Carr executes an avalanche on Marc Ellett.
The crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Marc Ellett
counters it with a small package.
Marc Ellett goes for a flying dropkick, but Spencer Carr ducks out of the way.
Spencer Carr tries to throw Marc Ellett over the top rope.
** Marc Ellett has been eliminated.
The crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr waits for his next opponent.
** Outlaw Immortal hits the ring.
(Spencer Carr and Outlaw Immortal are going at it.)
Spencer Carr attempts to place Outlaw Immortal on the turnbuckle, but
Outlaw Immortal blocks it.
Spencer Carr whips Outlaw Immortal into the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Outlaw Immortal lifts his knee.
Outlaw Immortal goes for a faceslam, but Spencer Carr blocks it.

Cornette: Ellet is out already! Too ill prepared!

Spencer Carr takes Outlaw Immortal down with an inverted DDT.
Spencer Carr takes Outlaw Immortal down with a belly-to-back hammerlock suplex.
A portion of the crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr hits Outlaw Immortal with an inverted DDT.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Outlaw Immortal hits a short lariat on Spencer Carr.
Outlaw Immortal is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Spencer Carr begs off.
Outlaw Immortal climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Spencer Carr nails him in the stomach.
Outlaw Immortal falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Outlaw Immortal.
Spencer Carr attempts to place Outlaw Immortal on the turnbuckle, but
Outlaw Immortal blocks it.
Spencer Carr uses a belly-to-back hammerlock suplex on Outlaw Immortal.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Spencer Carr.

Hart: Carr has really taken control of this match!

Spencer Carr tries to throw Outlaw Immortal over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Spencer Carr whips Outlaw Immortal into the turnbuckle.
** Paul Wight hits the ring.
Spencer Carr charges in with a football tackle, but Outlaw Immortal
moves out of the way.
Outlaw Immortal uses a forearm to the back on Spencer Carr.
Outlaw Immortal goes for an earringer, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Outlaw Immortal with an elbow.
Spencer Carr goes for a inverted full nelson, but Outlaw Immortal blocks it.
Outlaw Immortal hits Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr punches Outlaw Immortal.
A portion of the crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Outlaw Immortal kicks Spencer Carr.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Outlaw Immortal.
Outlaw Immortal chops Spencer Carr.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Outlaw Immortal.

Cornette: Carr is out for EVERYBODY!

Spencer Carr chops Outlaw Immortal.
(Spencer Carr and Paul Wight are going at it.)
Outlaw Immortal and Spencer Carr try to throw Paul Wight over the top rope.
** Paul Wight has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
(Spencer Carr and Outlaw Immortal are going at it.)
Spencer Carr goes for a inverted full nelson, but Outlaw Immortal
counters it with a kick to the head.
Outlaw Immortal goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Spencer Carr counters it with a faceslam.
Spencer Carr nails Outlaw Immortal with a diving shoulderblock.
Spencer Carr locks Outlaw Immortal in a camel clutch.
Outlaw Immortal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Spencer Carr tries to throw Outlaw Immortal over the top rope.
** Outlaw Immortal has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr waits for his next opponent.

Cornette: Oh s**t, here comes "Da' Man!"

** Bill Goldberg hits the ring.
(Spencer Carr and Bill Goldberg are going at it.)
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a diving shoulderblock.
Spencer Carr nails Bill Goldberg with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Spencer Carr takes Bill Goldberg down with an inverted DDT.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a Tombstone Piledriver.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a clothesline.
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a belly-to-back hammerlock suplex.
Spencer Carr whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
Bill Goldberg hits Spencer Carr with a kick.
Bill Goldberg goes for a spear, but Spencer Carr counters it with a kneelift.
Spencer Carr catches Bill Goldberg in the torture rack.
Bill Goldberg is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bill Goldberg breaks the hold after 7 seconds.

Hart: Hehehe, now look at Carr, when he is faced by REAL competition!

Spencer Carr begs off.
Bill Goldberg nails Spencer Carr with a forearm smash.
Bill Goldberg whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a kick.
Spencer Carr executes a fallaway slam on Bill Goldberg.
Spencer Carr nails Bill Goldberg with a Northern Lights suplex.
The crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr takes Bill Goldberg down with a diving shoulderblock.
Spencer Carr whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes, but Bill Goldberg reverses it.
** Chuck Vandorne hits the ring.
Chuck Vandorne attacks Spencer Carr.
Chuck Vandorne misses with an elbow.
Spencer Carr hits Chuck Vandorne with a shoulderblock.
Spencer Carr whips Chuck Vandorne into the ropes.
Chuck Vandorne and Spencer Carr get hit with a double clothesline.
Chuck Vandorne executes a slingshot facebuster on Spencer Carr.
Chuck Vandorne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Cornette: Vandorne came looking for Carr tonight!

(Chuck Vandorne and Spencer Carr are going at it.)
Chuck Vandorne attempts to place Spencer Carr on the turnbuckle, but
Spencer Carr blocks it.
Chuck Vandorne executes a reverse neckbreaker on Spencer Carr.
Chuck Vandorne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Chuck Vandorne runs into the ropes.
Chuck Vandorne hits Spencer Carr with an elbow.
Chuck Vandorne goes for a headbutt, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
(Spencer Carr and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Bill Goldberg and Spencer Carr try to throw Chuck Vandorne over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
Spencer Carr goes for an inverted DDT, but Chuck Vandorne blocks it.
Chuck Vandorne hits Spencer Carr with a legsweep.
Chuck Vandorne goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Spencer Carr takes Chuck Vandorne down with an avalanche.
A portion of the crowd is booing Spencer Carr.

Hart: Carr seems to be the favorite to win tonight!

Spencer Carr goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Chuck Vandorne
ducks out of the way.
Chuck Vandorne uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Spencer Carr.
Chuck Vandorne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Spencer Carr sits up.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Spencer Carr.
(Spencer Carr and Bill Goldberg are going at it.)
Spencer Carr gives him a choke slam, but Bill Goldberg doesn't even care.
Spencer Carr begs off.
(Spencer Carr and Bill Goldberg are going at it.)
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a kick.
Spencer Carr hits Bill Goldberg with a Northern Lights suplex.
** Hellrazor hits the ring.
Hellrazor attacks Spencer Carr.
(Bill Goldberg and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Bill Goldberg uses a forearm smash on Chuck Vandorne.

Cornette: It's anyone's game now!

Bill Goldberg whips Chuck Vandorne into the ropes, but Chuck Vandorne
reverses it.
Chuck Vandorne nails Bill Goldberg with a single-leg takedown.
Hellrazor comes over, but gets cut off.
Chuck Vandorne and Spencer Carr whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
They hit Bill Goldberg with a double backdrop.
Chuck Vandorne and Spencer Carr whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
They hit Bill Goldberg with a double kick to the midsection.
Chuck Vandorne runs into the ropes.
Chuck Vandorne misses with a clothesline.
Chuck Vandorne goes for an enzuilariato, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a side suplex.
Chuck Vandorne tries to throw Bill Goldberg over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Chuck Vandorne goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
Bill Goldberg hits a spear on Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg gives the sign for the Jackhammer.

Bill Goldberg goes for the Jackhammer, but Chuck Vandorne counters it with an inside cradle.
Chuck Vandorne gives him a double underhook suplex, but Bill Goldberg
doesn't budge.
(Bill Goldberg and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Bill Goldberg takes Hellrazor down with a backdrop.
(Spencer Carr and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Spencer Carr executes a flying bulldog on Chuck Vandorne.
Spencer Carr acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Bill Goldberg and Spencer Carr try to throw Chuck Vandorne over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
Spencer Carr puts Chuck Vandorne in a inverted full nelson.
** Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits the ring.
Chuck Vandorne is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chuck Vandorne is struggling to reach the ropes.
Chuck Vandorne is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chuck Vandorne is inching his way towards the ropes.

Hart: Triple H!

Chuck Vandorne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Spencer Carr attempts to place Chuck Vandorne on the turnbuckle, but
Chuck Vandorne blocks it.
(Bill Goldberg and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Bill Goldberg hits a clothesline on Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg hits Chuck Vandorne with a clothesline.
Bill Goldberg nails Chuck Vandorne with a forearm smash.
Bill Goldberg works the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Bill Goldberg.
Chuck Vandorne sits up.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bill Goldberg punches Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg kicks Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Chuck Vandorne kicks Bill Goldberg.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bill Goldberg kicks Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Cornette: Da' Man is in town!

Bill Goldberg hits Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
(Spencer Carr and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Spencer Carr catches Hellrazor in a inverted full nelson.
Hellrazor reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Spencer Carr misses with an elbow.
Hellrazor hits a bulldog on Spencer Carr.
A small "Hellrazor" chant is being started.
Hellrazor gives him a flying clothesline, but Spencer Carr only stares at him.
Hellrazor whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Hellrazor hits Spencer Carr with a backdrop.
Hellrazor uses a shin kick into double-arm DDT on Spencer Carr.
A small "Hellrazor" chant is being started.
Spencer Carr sits up.
Spencer Carr is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Hellrazor whips Spencer Carr into the turnbuckle.

Hart: Hellrazor is warming up now.

Hellrazor charges into the corner, but Spencer Carr lifts his leg.
Spencer Carr hits a diving shoulderblock on Hellrazor.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley goes for a roundhouse right, but Hellrazor blocks it.
Hellrazor hits Hunter Hearst Helmsley with an inverted power bomb.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hellrazor.
** Rocky Maivia hits the ring.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Spencer Carr comes over and lays out Bill Goldberg.
Chuck Vandorne and Spencer Carr whip Hunter Hearst Helmsley into the ropes.
They hit Hunter Hearst Helmsley with a double fist to the midsection.
Chuck Vandorne whips Hunter Hearst Helmsley into the ropes.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits Chuck Vandorne with a kick.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley gives him a forearm smash, but Chuck Vandorne
only stares at him.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley runs into the ropes.

Cornette: Now let's see what Triple H can do against The ROCK!

Hunter Hearst Helmsley uses a clothesline on Chuck Vandorne.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley executes a dropkick on Chuck Vandorne.
Bill Goldberg and Hunter Hearst Helmsley try to throw Chuck Vandorne
over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley goes for a sleeperhold, but Chuck Vandorne blocks it.
Chuck Vandorne hits Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Chuck Vandorne.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley kicks Chuck Vandorne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley chops Chuck Vandorne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Chuck Vandorne kicks Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
A few fans are booing Chuck Vandorne.
Chuck Vandorne hits a fireman's carry takedown on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
(Hellrazor and Rocky Maivia are going at it.)
Hellrazor tries to throw Rocky Maivia over the top rope.

Hart: Oh wow! THe Rock is about to get his own smackdown!

He didn't succeed.
(Rocky Maivia and Spencer Carr are going at it.)
Rocky Maivia goes for a punch, but Spencer Carr counters it with
a roundhouse right.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Bill Goldberg are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits a powerslam on Bill Goldberg.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley tries to throw Bill Goldberg over the top rope.
** Wade Hill hits the ring.
** Bill Goldberg has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Wade Hill are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits Wade Hill with a low blow.
Wade Hill goes for an eye gouge, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley blocks it.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits Wade Hill.
Wade Hill chops Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
A small "Wade Hill" chant is being started.

Cornette: Goldberg ELIMINATED!

Wade Hill chops Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
A small "Wade Hill" chant is being started.
Wade Hill goes for a dragon suplex, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley counters it with a go-behind.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley locks Wade Hill in an armbar submission.
Wade Hill reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits Wade Hill with a flying axhandle.
The crowd is cheering on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
(Chuck Vandorne and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley comes over and lays out Wade Hill.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley takes Chuck Vandorne down with a dropkick.
Hellrazor hits Chuck Vandorne with a German suplex.
Hellrazor uses a single-leg takedown on Chuck Vandorne.
Hellrazor locks Chuck Vandorne in a sleeperhold.
Chuck Vandorne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
(Hellrazor and Hunter Hearst Helmsley are going at it.)
Hellrazor runs into the ropes.

Cornette: Now this IS getting good!

Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits Hellrazor with a punch.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley gives him a forearm smash, but Hellrazor
doesn't even care.
Hellrazor goes for a shin kick into double-arm DDT, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley
counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley goes for a sleeperhold, but Hellrazor blocks it.
** Steve Karnes hits the ring.
Steve Karnes attacks Hellrazor.
Hellrazor and Wade Hill whip Steve Karnes into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Steve Karnes with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Steve Karnes hits them with a double clothesline.
Spencer Carr and Steve Karnes try to throw Hellrazor over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
(Rocky Maivia and Wade Hill are going at it.)
Rocky Maivia goes for a forearm to the back, but Wade Hill side-steps and Rocky Maivia only hits air.

Hart: Come on Rock!

Wade Hill attempts to place Rocky Maivia on the turnbuckle, but Rocky Maivia blocks it.
Wade Hill nails Rocky Maivia with a dragon suplex.
A small "Wade Hill" chant is being started.
Wade Hill goes for a kneelock submission, but Rocky Maivia counters it with a kick to the head.
(Wade Hill and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Wade Hill takes Chuck Vandorne down with an eye gouge.
(Hellrazor and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Hellrazor hits a powerslam on Chuck Vandorne.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Chuck Vandorne are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley gives him a forearm smash, but Chuck Vandorne
doesn't budge.
Chuck Vandorne goes for an abdominal stretch, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley reverses it.
Chuck Vandorne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Spencer Carr and Hunter Hearst Helmsley try to throw Chuck Vandorne
over the top rope.

Cornette: What's up Chuck!

** Chuck Vandorne has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Steve Karnes are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley goes for an atomic drop, but Steve Karnes blocks it.
Steve Karnes kicks Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Steve Karnes chops Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Steve Karnes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Steve Karnes nails Hunter Hearst Helmsley with a series of punches.
Steve Karnes takes Hunter Hearst Helmsley down with a kick to the midsection.
Steve Karnes uses a slap on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Steve Karnes goes for a full nelson, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley blocks it.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley kicks Steve Karnes.
There are lots of chants for Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley chops Steve Karnes.
There are lots of chants for Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley chops Steve Karnes.
The crowd is really behind Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

Cornette: Triple H is sucking it up!

Steve Karnes chops Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Steve Karnes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Steve Karnes executes a slingshot facebuster on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Steve Karnes goes for a monkey flip, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley blocks it.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley punches Steve Karnes.
Steve Karnes punches Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Steve Karnes kicks Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Steve Karnes goes for a power bomb, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley counters it with a backdrop.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".
The crowd is really behind Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
(Wade Hill and Steve Karnes are going at it.)
Wade Hill nails Steve Karnes with a shin kick into double-arm DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Wade Hill.
Wade Hill goes for a kneelock submission, but Steve Karnes counters it with a kick to the head.

Hart: It's now Karnes and Hill!

Steve Karnes tries to throw Wade Hill over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Steve Karnes tries to throw Wade Hill over the top rope.
** Wade Hill has been eliminated.
Steve Karnes is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
(Steve Karnes and Hunter Hearst Helmsley are going at it.)
(Steve Karnes and Spencer Carr are going at it.)
Hellrazor comes over and lays out Rocky Maivia.
Hellrazor executes a sidewalk slam on Steve Karnes.
Spencer Carr places Steve Karnes on the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr uses a top-rope power bomb on Steve Karnes.
Spencer Carr executes a Northern Lights suplex on Steve Karnes.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr attempts to place Steve Karnes on the turnbuckle, but Steve Karnes blocks it.
Spencer Carr gets a inverted full nelson on Steve Karnes.
Steve Karnes reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.

Cornette: Carr just may win this!

Spencer Carr goes for an inverted DDT, but Steve Karnes blocks it.
Steve Karnes tries to throw Spencer Carr over the top rope.
** Spencer Carr has been eliminated.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Steve Karnes.
(Steve Karnes and Hellrazor are going at it.)
(Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley whips Hellrazor into the ropes.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hits Hellrazor with a clothesline.
(Hellrazor and Steve Karnes are going at it.)
Hellrazor runs into the ropes.
Steve Karnes hits Hellrazor with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is booing Steve Karnes.
Steve Karnes executes a spinning elbowdrop on Hellrazor.
The crowd is booing Steve Karnes.
Steve Karnes gives him a jumping neck snap, but Hellrazor doesn't budge.
Steve Karnes nails Hellrazor with a kick to the midsection.
Steve Karnes hits Hellrazor with a headbutt.

Cornette: Wrong, Jimmy!

Steve Karnes goes for a facerake, but Hellrazor blocks it.
(Rocky Maivia and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Rocky Maivia try to throw Hellrazor
over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
Steve Karnes and Rocky Maivia try to throw Hellrazor over the top rope.
They didn't succeed.
(Hellrazor and Steve Karnes are going at it.)
Hellrazor goes for a fisherman suplex, but Steve Karnes blocks it.
Steve Karnes nails Hellrazor with the Stinger Splash.
Steve Karnes executes a series of punches on Hellrazor.
Hellrazor sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hellrazor.
Hellrazor tries to throw Steve Karnes over the top rope.
** Steve Karnes has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hellrazor.
(Hellrazor and Rocky Maivia are going at it.)

Crowd: ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

(Rocky Maivia and Hellrazor are going at it.)
Rocky Maivia gives him a dropkick, but Hellrazor doesn't budge.
Hellrazor hits Rocky Maivia with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hellrazor tries to throw Rocky Maivia over the top rope.
** Rocky Maivia has been eliminated.
A small "Hellrazor" chant is being started.
(Hellrazor and Hunter Hearst Helmsley are going at it.)
Hellrazor tries to throw Hunter Hearst Helmsley over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Hellrazor nails Hunter Hearst Helmsley with a flying clothesline.
A small "Hellrazor" chant is being started.
Hellrazor goes for a Soviet suplex, but Hunter Hearst Helmsley blocks it.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley runs into the ropes.
Hellrazor hits Hunter Hearst Helmsley with a shoulderblock.
Hellrazor locks Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a sleeperhold.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley is struggling to reach the ropes.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.

Hart: We could be seeing a new champion any time now!

Hellrazor executes a Gorilla Press on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Hellrazor runs into the ropes.
Hellrazor hits a flying clothesline on Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
The crowd is cheering on Hellrazor.
Hellrazor hits Hunter Hearst Helmsley with a flying clothesline.
Hellrazor is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Hellrazor takes Hunter Hearst Helmsley down with an inverted power bomb.
There are lots of chants for Hellrazor.
Hellrazor takes Hunter Hearst Helmsley down with an elbowdrop.
Hellrazor tries to throw Hunter Hearst Helmsley over the top rope.
** Hunter Hearst Helmsley has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for Hellrazor.

The winner, and NEW EIWA Hardcore Champion, is Hellrazor! Time of match: 0:30:47


(Camera switches to the backstage area where Michael Cole is standing with Arkane Sebastis)

Cole: We're here with Arkane Sebastis. Arkane, tonight's the night! You and Rogers in the biggest match in EIWA PPV history. The one question is, are you ready?

Arkane: What do you think? I've never been more ready for anything in my life. I'm pumped, I'm ready.

Cole: Now, we all know that Rogers is a dirty player. How do you plan to counter his dirty moves?

Arkane: Simple, with a more powerful move. But, I know how Roger's plays, he likes to pull the Plastic Queen into the game. Well...me and Andy pulled off a little retribution on Rogers.

(Arkane pulls out a piece of paper)

Arkane: THIS...is the official contract for the Lion's Den between me and Rogers. What do those last few words say?

(Cole reads the paper)

Cole: It says. All managers banned from ringside....

Arkane: Bingo...

Cole: You mean..

Arkane: I have taken away Rogers one true weapon. That plastic *bleep*.
Rogers, it's your time tonight. I'm gonna maul you to death. The Lion has awoke, and it is hungry.

Cole: A deadly opponent indeed, this is Michael Cole. Back to ringside.

Hart: Thanks Michael! Now we come to the match of biblical proportions! David versus Goliath!

Announcer: This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 541 pounds...

Goliath

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Michael P.S Hayes...
From Smithfield, North Carolina...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

"The Superstar" David Norris

They lock up.
Goliath takes David Norris down with an inverted power bomb.
Goliath is going for the pin.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
David Norris nails Goliath with a low blow.
David Norris hits Goliath with a low blow.
Goliath gets a clawhold on David Norris.
David Norris is struggling to reach the ropes.
David Norris tries to escape the hold.
David Norris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Goliath goes for the torture rack, but David Norris blocks it.
David Norris whips Goliath into the ropes.
David Norris hits Goliath with a clothesline.
David Norris catches Goliath in the STF.
Goliath is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Goliath reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
David Norris uses a flying clothesline on Goliath.
The crowd is booing David Norris.

Hart: The dimunitive Norris has got the sling out now!

David Norris whips Goliath into the ropes.
Goliath hits David Norris with a kick.
Goliath gets a full nelson on David Norris.
David Norris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Goliath uses a Shut Eye Brainbuster on David Norris.
There are lots of chants for Goliath.
Goliath goes for the Wrath of God, but David Norris counters it with a DDT.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
David Norris uses a flying clothesline on Goliath.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
David Norris is going for the pin.
Brume Hilda counts: One, kickout.
David Norris goes for a flying clothesline, but Goliath ducks out of the way.
Goliath chops David Norris.
The crowd is really behind Goliath.
Goliath punches David Norris.
The crowd is really behind Goliath.

Cornette: The big man is coming back!

David Norris kicks Goliath.
The crowd is booing David Norris.
Goliath hits David Norris.
Goliath places David Norris on the turnbuckle.
Goliath nails David Norris with a superplex.
Goliath takes David Norris down with a clothesline.
Goliath hits David Norris with an inverted power bomb.
Goliath goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but David Norris blocks it.
David Norris whips Goliath into the ropes, but Goliath reverses it.
David Norris goes for a flying clothesline, but Goliath counters it with a powerslam.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Goliath has the crowd going wild.
Goliath uses a running power bomb on David Norris.
Brume Hilda counts: One, kickout.
Goliath hits a spinebuster slam on David Norris.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.

Hart & Cornette (together): OH S**T!

Goliath whips David Norris into the turnbuckle.
Goliath charges into the corner.
Goliath whips David Norris into the ropes, but David Norris reverses it.
Goliath goes for a clothesline, but David Norris counters it with a crucifix.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
David Norris complains about a slow count.
David Norris kicks Goliath.
Goliath punches David Norris.
The crowd is behind Goliath all the way.
David Norris hits Goliath.
David Norris chops Goliath.
David Norris executes a flying clothesline on Goliath.
David Norris is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
David Norris uses a springboard twisting moonsault on Goliath.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, shoulder up.
David Norris whips Goliath into the ropes.
David Norris goes for a flying clothesline, but Goliath ducks out of the way.

Hart: Goliath is just too big and strong!

Goliath locks David Norris in the torture rack.
David Norris is valiantly trying to break the hold.
David Norris breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
David Norris hits a low blow on Goliath.
David Norris takes Goliath down with a flying clothesline.
David Norris is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
David Norris runs into the ropes.
David Norris gives him a flying clothesline, but Goliath doesn't budge.
Goliath uses a Shut Eye Brainbuster on David Norris.
The chants for Goliath are deafening.
Goliath gives the sign for the Wrath of God.
Goliath executes the Wrath of God on David Norris.
David Norris summons one last burst of energy.
Brume Hilda asks David Norris if he's still there.
David Norris doesn't respond.
Brume Hilda stops the fight after 31 seconds.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Goliath. Time of match: 0:06:20

Hart: Well, that was predictable!

(Camera switches to backstage where Rogers and Norris are in the backstage area talking while drinking water)

Rogers: So you see Norris...here's what you do...when the fireworks..

Norris: Wait...shouldn't we turn the camera off?

Rogers: Good thinking, get outta here camerman!

(Camera switches back to ringside)

Cornette: Where did that tape come from?

Hart: I dunno... seems that Jack Rogers has something planned...

Cornette: We shall see. Our Next match is ready to roll!

VP Andy: Ok, next up we have our Lion's Den Match. As you can see, near the entranceway, the octagon has been set up. We're about introduce the
combatants. Here we go!

Ring Announcer: The following matchup, is a Special Lion's Den Match.
Managers are banned from ringside, the only way to win this matchup is to beat your opponent into submission, or if the referee feels that a wrestler cannot continue, and stops the match!

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Ms. Wrestling '99 and Michael P.S Hayes...
Hailing from Goldsboro, North Carolina...
Weighing in at 238 pounds...

"Mr. Wrestling" Jack Rogers

His opponent...
Fighting out of Quas Fran, Montana...
Weighing in at 370 pounds...

"The Dark Elf" Arkane Sebastis

(The lights go out. Several spotlights shine on the Lion's Den. "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by ACDC plays over the PA. After 1 minute, Arkane appears on the rampway. He points to the crowd, who cheers in response. He walks over to the caged ring and climbs the wall. He leaps over the cage onto the camera platform. He then jumps onto the octagon floor.)

(Arkane's music fades. "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf blasts over the PA as Rogers appears on the rampway with Mona. Rogers waves to a few fans, despite the boos. He gives the finger to one fan. He reaches the cage and thinks about climbing it, but decides that the referee should open the door. The referee opens the door. Rogers gives Mona a kiss and enteres the Lion's Den. Mona walks back to the backstage area.)

(The crowd erupts into cheers and screams as pyro's go off from the top of the cage and the lights go out. Several photographers run from the aisleway closer to the cage to take pictures. The lights go back on and Arkane and Rogers get ready to fight)

Arkane Sebastis tries for a takedown.
Arkane Sebastis has Jack Rogers pinned on the mat.
Arkane Sebastis unleashes a flurry of punches.
Jack Rogers can't get free.
Jack Rogers is bleeding profusely.
Earl Hebner stops the match.

The winner is Arkane Sebastis. Time of match: 0:00:02

Arkane and Rogers stand nose to nose, still wanting to fight. Arkane unloads a punch on Rogers. Rogers rebounds with a kick to the gut. Arkane gives Rogers a bulldog lariat and unloads with punches on Rogers. Suddenly, the Ring floor spilts apart and David Norris jumps up from under the ring. He grabs Arkane by the head and gives him a DDT. He pulls a pair of handcuffs out of his trunks and him and Rogers drag Arkane over to a cage wall. They handcuff Arkane and start wailing on him. They mock Arkane and spit in his face. Rogers executes the figure four leglock on Arkane. Arkane yells in agony)

(The camera switches to the parking lot where a limo is pulling up. The
chauffer opens the limo door and Droz steps out. He carries a small gym bag with him and walks into the arena. He walks to the dressing room areas and notices a tv nearby broadcasting the PPV show. He watches the TV and is shocked at the beating Arkane is taking. He drops his gym bag and makes a mad dash to the entranceway. He passes by several wrestlers including Goliath, Crash, and Heavy Metal. He turns a corner and bumps into Mona, knocking her down. He doesn't stop running and finally appears on the entranceway.

(The crowd goes crazy at the sight of Droz. Droz reaches the cage walls and climbs the cage. Rogers and Norris have their backs to Droz and do not notice him. Droz sqauts low and jumps from the top of the cage platform, at the last moment, he pulls his leg out, executing a snap-kick to the back of Roger's knee. Rogers falls and grabs his knee in pain. Norris turns around, and tries to strike Droz, but Droz ducks the punch and grabs Norris from behind. He hooks both of Norris arms behind Norris's back and suplexes him over. The crowd goes bezerk)

(Droz tells the referee to get a key for the handcuffs. The referee returns with a crowbar. Droz takes the crowbar and pries the handcuff off the cage. He helps Arkane up, who shakes Droz's hand in return. Droz climbs to the cage top and works the crowd. Arkane climbs the cage and joins him. The crowd goes nuts with chants of "Droz and Arkane")

(Rogers and Norris look at Droz and Arkane and then run from the cage. Droz and Arkane continue to work the crowd as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by ACDC plays over the PA.)

(Droz and Arkane climb down from the cage and walk to the backstage area)

Hart: NOTHING has been settled here tonight!

Cornette: Nothing at all. We will see then two again together soon!

Hart: We are now to the BIG tag team event that will settle once and for all if the Doggfathers can back up their words!

Cornette: Yeah, this is for the Six-man and the Brass knux titles!

Hart: Our next match is for the World Light Heavyweight Championship. Bret Clarke goes against El Mas Macho. A hoser against a beaner! This outta be good!

This contest is a Texas Death match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the EIWA World Light Heavyweight Title.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...

"The Canadian Superstar" Bret Clarke

His opponent...
Fighting out of Miami, Florida...
Weighing in at 210 pounds...

El Mas Macho

They lock up.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with a series of punches.
El Mas Macho runs into the ropes.
Bret Clarke goes for an enzuigiri, but El Mas Macho ducks out of the way.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho out of the ring.
Bret Clarke jumps onto him with a plancha.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke takes El Mas Macho down with an atomic drop.
Quite a few boos are audible.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho over the guardrail.
Bret Clarke goes for a piledriver, but El Mas Macho counters it with a backdrop.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Bret Clarke takes El Mas Macho down with a monkey flip.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho goes for the Miami Stretch, but Bret Clarke counters it with a kick to the head.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Bret Clarke uses a monkey flip on El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke is handed Fan's Sign.
Bret Clarke hits him with the Sign.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Bret Clarke chokes him with Fan's Sign.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
Bret Clarke takes a swing at El Mas Macho with the Sign, but he
gets out of the way.
El Mas Macho snatches the Sign from him.
El Mas Macho hits him with the Sign.
El Mas Macho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho spreads his arms and laugh.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho spreads his arms and laugh.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
They're brawling down the aisle.
El Mas Macho uses a swinging neckbreaker on Bret Clarke.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
They're brawling down the aisle.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a vertical suplex.
El Mas Macho knocks Bret Clarke into the stairway.
El Mas Macho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke down to the first floor.
El Mas Macho descends the stairs.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a superkick.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
El Mas Macho goes for a vertical suplex, but Bret Clarke blocks it.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Bret Clarke goes for a bodyslam, but El Mas Macho counters it with
a small package.
They're brawling up the aisle.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a top-rope legdrop.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho knocks Bret Clarke into the ringsteps.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a spin kick.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke reenters the ring.
El Mas Macho follows him back in.
El Mas Macho brings the the Sign into the ring.
El Mas Macho hits a dropkick on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a spin kick to the back of the head.
El Mas Macho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a spin kick to the back of the head.
El Mas Macho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the ropes, but Bret Clarke reverses it.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with an elbow.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the ropes.
El Mas Macho misses with a clothesline.
El Mas Macho misses with an elbow.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a shoulderblock.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a dropkick from the second rope.
El Mas Macho goes for a spin kick to the back of the head, but Bret Clarke ducks out of the way.
Bret Clarke takes a swing at El Mas Macho with the Sign, but he
gets out of the way.
El Mas Macho snatches the Sign from him.
El Mas Macho hits him with the Sign.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd is cheering on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho goes for an atomic drop, but Bret Clarke counters it with a bulldog.
Quite a few boos are audible.
El Mas Macho begs off.
Bret Clarke chokes him with Fan's Sign.
Bret Clarke runs into the ropes.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with a flying clothesline.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho out of the ring.
Bret Clarke goes through the ropes.
Bret Clarke knocks El Mas Macho into the ringsteps.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
Bret Clarke reenters the ring.
El Mas Macho follows him back in.
Bret Clarke goes for a backbreaker, but El Mas Macho blocks it.
El Mas Macho hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho hits an atomic drop on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with a series of punches.
There are lots of chants for El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho hits a vertical suplex on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho uses a swinging neckbreaker on Bret Clarke.
There are lots of chants for El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho goes for a spin kick, but Bret Clarke ducks out of the way.
Bret Clarke goes for a vertical suplex, but El Mas Macho counters it with a small package.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a springboard dropkick.
The crowd is going crazy.
El Mas Macho goes for a springboard rana, but Bret Clarke counters it with a power bomb.

(The lights in the arena go out as El Mas Macho finishes his Running
Powerbomb. Several strobe lights start flashing simultanously. Through the bright lights, we can see that Clarke and Macho have stopped wrestling and are looking at each other dumbfounded. The entranceway lights flood with a dark red color. A figure appears on the rampway. The lights turn to white, illuminating the figure.)

(He is wearing a pair of black and white pants and no shirt. He is also
wearing a mask similar to Rey Misterio Jr's, put only in black and white. He looks at the two combatants and seems to sneer. He runs to the ringside area and slides into the ring. Both Bret Clarke and El Mas Macho back away and stare dumbfounded at the figure. He looks at both combatants and laughs. He waits a few seconds, and shakes his head. He then holds his hands up and motions for the two combatants to attack him)

(Clarke and Macho look at each other and shrug. They rush the man, who ducks their moves and gives them a double DDT. He then stands up and grabs a microphone from outside the ring.)

Figure: Get some more training, you weak fools. Phantasmagoria is going to want more competition. That's right! Phantasmagoria is back in the EIWA!

(Phantasmagria drops the microphone and walks to the backstage area while the crowd chants "Phantas....Phantas".)

(The referee looks at both combatants and lets the match continue)

Bret Clarke goes for a figure-four leglock, but El Mas Macho blocks it.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke out of the ring.
El Mas Macho goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
El Mas Macho uses an atomic drop on Bret Clarke.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho is handed a Kendo stick.
El Mas Macho hits him with the Kendo stick.
The crowd is going crazy.
El Mas Macho uses a jack-knife power bomb on Bret Clarke.
The crowd is behind El Mas Macho all the way.
El Mas Macho hits him with the Kendo stick.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a series of punches.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Bret Clarke nails El Mas Macho with a flying clothesline.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke is handed a road sign.
Bret Clarke hits him with the road sign.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bret Clarke.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke reenters the ring.
El Mas Macho follows him back in.
El Mas Macho brings the the road sign into the ring.
El Mas Macho executes the Miami Stretch on Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bret Clarke is writhing in pain.
Brume Hilda asks Bret Clarke if he's still there.
Bret Clarke nods.
Brume Hilda asks Bret Clarke if he's had enough.
Bret Clarke shakes his head.
Bret Clarke is inching his way towards the ropes.
Bret Clarke tries to fight the pain.
Brume Hilda counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,nineteen, Bret Clarke gets back to his feet.
Bret Clarke is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
El Mas Macho runs into the ropes.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with an elbow.
Bret Clarke hits him with a road sign.
Bret Clarke gives him a Russian legsweep, but El Mas Macho only stares at him.
El Mas Macho executes a dropkick on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a springboard dropkick.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the ropes.
Bret Clarke misses with an elbow.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with a kick.
Bret Clarke hits him with the road sign.
Bret Clarke is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
El Mas Macho is busted wide open.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the ropes, but El Mas Macho reverses it.
Bret Clarke nails El Mas Macho with a flying clothesline.
Bret Clarke is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho out of the ring.
Bret Clarke goes through the ropes.
Bret Clarke goes for the The Canadian Crucifix, but El Mas Macho
counters it with a Yakuza kick.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
El Mas Macho is handed a Kendo stick.
El Mas Macho hits him with the Kendo stick.
El Mas Macho hits him with a Kendo stick.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a snap suplex.
El Mas Macho is handed a keyboard.
El Mas Macho hits him with the keyboard.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with an atomic drop.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with an atomic drop.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
El Mas Macho executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a spin kick.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with flying headscissors.
El Mas Macho is handed leather whip.
El Mas Macho hits him with the whip.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
El Mas Macho is handed the kitchen sink.
El Mas Macho takes a swing at Bret Clarke with the kitchen sink, but he
gets out of the way.
Bret Clarke snatches the kitchen sink from him.
Bret Clarke hits him with the kitchen sink.
Bret Clarke flings El Mas Macho over a row of chairs.
Bret Clarke is handed a road sign.
Bret Clarke hits him with the road sign.
Bret Clarke is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with a spin kick.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
El Mas Macho knocks Bret Clarke into the ringsteps.
El Mas Macho goes for a superkick, but Bret Clarke ducks out of the way.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho back into the ring.
Bret Clarke brings the the road sign into the ring.
El Mas Macho executes the Miami Stretch on Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke is writhing in pain.
Brume Hilda counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Bret Clarke gets back to his feet.
Bret Clarke is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with an atomic drop.
El Mas Macho runs into the ropes.
Bret Clarke misses with an elbow.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a swinging neckbreaker.
El Mas Macho uses flying headscissors on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho punches Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
El Mas Macho kicks Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho chops Bret Clarke.
The crowd erupts.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a vertical suplex.
El Mas Macho uses a spin kick on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the ropes.
El Mas Macho executes a superkick on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho runs into the ropes.
Bret Clarke misses with a kick.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with an armdrag takedown.
Bret Clarke takes a swing at El Mas Macho with the road sign, but he
gets out of the way.
El Mas Macho snatches the road sign from him.
El Mas Macho hits him with the road sign.
El Mas Macho goes for a spin kick to the back of the head, but Bret Clarke ducks out of the way.
Bret Clarke goes for a Russian legsweep, but El Mas Macho counters it with an elbowsmash.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the ropes, but Bret Clarke reverses it.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with a shoulderblock.
Bret Clarke hits him with a road sign.
Bret Clarke uses a vertical suplex on El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke uses a bulldog headlock on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho begs off.
Bret Clarke places El Mas Macho on the turnbuckle.
Bret Clarke nails El Mas Macho with a superplex.
Bret Clarke further incites the crowd.
Bret Clarke takes a swing at El Mas Macho with the road sign, but he
gets out of the way.
El Mas Macho snatches the road sign from him.
El Mas Macho takes a swing at Bret Clarke with the road sign, but he
gets out of the way.
Bret Clarke snatches the road sign from him.
Bret Clarke hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using Bret Clarke for target practice.
Bret Clarke uses a flying bulldog on El Mas Macho.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bret Clarke executes a legdrop on El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke goes for a monkey flip, but El Mas Macho blocks it.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with a snap suplex.
El Mas Macho uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho executes flying headscissors on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho hits a spin kick to the back of the head on Bret Clarke.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
El Mas Macho goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Bret Clarke
side-steps and El Mas Macho only hits air.
Bret Clarke takes a swing at El Mas Macho with the road sign, but he
gets out of the way.
El Mas Macho snatches the road sign from him.
El Mas Macho hits him with the road sign.
The crowd is giving El Mas Macho a standing ovation.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a series of kicks to the midsection.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
El Mas Macho goes for a dropkick, but Bret Clarke side-steps and El Mas Macho only hits air.
Bret Clarke hits him with the road sign.
Bret Clarke executes the The Canadian Crucifix on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
El Mas Macho executes a jack-knife power bomb on Bret Clarke.
The crowd is giving El Mas Macho a standing ovation.
El Mas Macho executes the Miami Stretch on Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke summons one last burst of energy.
Brume Hilda asks Bret Clarke if she should stop the fight.
Bret Clarke doesn't respond.
Brume Hilda counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Bret Clarke gets back to his feet.The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with a snap suplex.
El Mas Macho hits a jack-knife power bomb on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho nails Bret Clarke with an atomic drop.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho punches Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke punches El Mas Macho.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho chops Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke kicks El Mas Macho.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Bret Clarke punches El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke chops El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke goes for a back suplex, but El Mas Macho
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke chops El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke is being booed out of the building.
El Mas Macho chops Bret Clarke.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Bret Clarke kicks El Mas Macho.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke.
The crowd erupts.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the ropes, but Bret Clarke reverses it.
Bret Clarke misses with a kick.
El Mas Macho misses with a shoulderblock.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a kick.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with a springboard dropkick.
El Mas Macho spreads his arms and laugh.
The crowd is giving El Mas Macho a standing ovation.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke out of the ring.
El Mas Macho jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
The crowd erupts.
El Mas Macho knocks Bret Clarke into the ringsteps.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho knocks Bret Clarke into the ringsteps.
El Mas Macho is handed a traffic cone.
El Mas Macho hits him with the traffic cone.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
El Mas Macho takes a swing at Bret Clarke with the traffic cone, but he
gets out of the way.
Bret Clarke snatches the traffic cone from him.
Bret Clarke takes a swing at El Mas Macho with the traffic cone, but he
gets out of the way.
El Mas Macho snatches the traffic cone from him.
El Mas Macho hits him with the traffic cone.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
El Mas Macho goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Bret Clarke counters it with a side suplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho over the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke goes for a European uppercut, but El Mas Macho counters it with
a backslide.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho is handed a screwdriver.
El Mas Macho hits him with the screwdriver.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho is handed a sheet of glass.
El Mas Macho hits him with the sheet of glass.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho throws Bret Clarke over the guardrail.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with a series of punches.
El Mas Macho takes a swing at Bret Clarke with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way.
Bret Clarke snatches the sheet of glass from him.
Bret Clarke hits him with the sheet of glass.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Bret Clarke is handed a section of the Ringside Gaurdrail.
Bret Clarke hits him with the section of the Ringside Gaurdrail.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Bret Clarke takes El Mas Macho down with an atomic drop.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho over the guardrail.
Bret Clarke nails El Mas Macho with a European uppercut.
Bret Clarke is handed a metal baseball bat.
Bret Clarke hits him with the metal baseball bat.
Bret Clarke hits him with the metal baseball bat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bret Clarke throws El Mas Macho over the guardrail.
Bret Clarke takes El Mas Macho down with a single-leg takedown.
Bret Clarke is handed a frying pan.
Bret Clarke hits him with the frying pan.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Bret Clarke goes for a backbreaker, but El Mas Macho counters it with a facerake.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
El Mas Macho uses a vertical suplex on Bret Clarke.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
El Mas Macho flings Bret Clarke over a row of chairs.
El Mas Macho is handed a Kendo stick.
El Mas Macho hits him with the Kendo stick.
They're brawling up the aisle.
El Mas Macho uses a snap suplex on Bret Clarke.
El Mas Macho is handed some brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
El Mas Macho hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
The crowd erupts.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
El Mas Macho takes Bret Clarke down with a jack-knife power bomb.
The crowd is giving El Mas Macho a standing ovation.
El Mas Macho hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
El Mas Macho whips Bret Clarke into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
El Mas Macho takes a swing at Bret Clarke with
the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them, but he gets out of the way.
Bret Clarke snatches the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them from him.
Bret Clarke hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
Bret Clarke is being booed out of the building.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with a flying clothesline.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the guardrail.
Bret Clarke reenters the ring.
El Mas Macho follows him back in.
Bret Clarke executes the The Canadian Crucifix on El Mas Macho.
El Mas Macho is struggling to reach the ropes.
El Mas Macho summons one last burst of energy.
Brume Hilda counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, El Mas Macho gets back to his feet.
The crowd erupts.
Bret Clarke uses a bodyslam on El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke hits a backbreaker on El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke uses an elbowdrop on El Mas Macho.
Bret Clarke hits El Mas Macho with a flying clothesline.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the turnbuckle.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the turnbuckle.
El Mas Macho comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Bret Clarke whips El Mas Macho into the ropes.
El Mas Macho misses with a clothesline.
El Mas Macho hits Bret Clarke with an Asai moonsault.
El Mas Macho executes the Miami Stretch on Bret Clarke.
Bret Clarke tries to escape the hold.
Bret Clarke is writhing in pain.
Brume Hilda counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Bret Clarke is out cold. The referee stops the match.

The winner, and NEW EIWA Junior Heavyweight Champion, is El Mas Macho!
Time of match: 0:28:57

Hart: A new champion! I suspect there will be a return match coming up soon!

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