TO BE ANNOUNCED.

(Camera opens with the EIWA logo flaming.) Announcer: The EIWA, We're on fire....FIRE?! HELP HELP!!! GOD HELP US ALL! WE'LL BURN TO THE GRRRRRROUNNNNNDDDDDDD! (The screen explodes into the Insider Set with Mike Wallowitz sitting at his desk) Mike: Good evening EIWA fans. I am EIWA Insider Reporter Mike Wallowitz. We have a great show for you tonight, but first the news. Mike: The news of Ken Griffey Jr leaving the Mariners have saddened many a Seattleian, but have sent Atlanta Braves fans a-whooping. Griffey announced earlier this week that he asked for a trade from the Mariners because he wished to move closer to Florida, where his family resides. Atlanta has been in contacts with Griffey. The plane flight from Atlanta to Floirda would only be one hour. Also, the Braves hold spring training in a field in Florida. No news as of yet, we will keep you posted. Mike: Wal-Mart stores across the country are hard at work pulling WWF Wrestler Al Snow's toy off the shelves. After a complaint by a professor that the manniquen "Head" packed with Snow depicts violence against women, the Wal-Mart stores agreed to pull the toy. WWF has made some comments that the toy is in no way representing violence against women. We will keep you posted on development of this matter. Mike: Corporate giant Microsoft was given the spanking of the eternity this week when a supreme court judge declared them a monopoly. Microsoft was famous for the creating of the Operating System of Windows and DOS. Trouble brewed when Microsoft's Operating System Windows 95 was found to contain some software specifications that would prevent certain browsers from running in Windows correctly. No punishment has been handed down yet, but one is expected soon. We'll keep you posted. Mike: In EIWA news, the EIWA HQ is almost completed, says publicist Sean Turner. Once the HQ is opened, a recruiting drive is said to go into full force. Mike: On a sad note, Mike Macdaddy, former EIWA IC Champ, has died at the age of 28. Around 1 in the morning yesterday, Mike Macdaddy was walking in Central Park East Side in New York when he was approached by someone. Witnesses say that Mr. Macdaddy seemed content with talking with the man for a minute, then got quite irate. A struggle insued and a gunshot was heard. Witnesses say Mike fell to the ground and the figure ran away. Some witnesses gave chase while others attended to Mike. Police arrived on the scene minutes later. Mike was taken to Helen St. Boniville Memorial Hospital where he died later. The shooter has not been found yet. Police are ruling it as premeditated murder and not a mugging. We were able to reach Arkane Sebastis for comment on the death of Mike Macdaddy. (Graphic showing Mike Macdaddy in his Arman outfit with the words "Mike Macdaddy 1971-1999" appears) (Audio of Arkane speaking over phone.) Arkane: It's a sad sad thing what happened to Mike. I may never have been able to forgive him for what happened to my brother, but I never wish death on anyone. The EIWA lost a great former IC Champ. (Camera switches back to Mike) Mike: There is little known about Mike's life after he left the EIWA, except that he traveled to Japan and wrestled for a few years in the Japan Circuits. We are also unsure of the plans for his funeral. He is survived by no relatives. We'll keep you posted. Mike: In other news, Arkane Sebastis reported today that he would like to postpone his Lion's Den match vs Jack Rogers. He commented on this over the phone. (Audio with Arkane) Arkane: I need some extra time to train against someone like Jack Rogers. He's not a man that you should take lightly, and I realize that. Besides, my ratings don't reflect that I'm eligible for the EIWA Unified title. So, I believe that I need some extra time, especially to work on adapting myself to the surroundings of the Lion's Den. Mike: Arkane has sent in a letter to VP Andy on his request that the match be postponed until the next EIWA PPV. We'll keep you posted. Mike: We have to take a commercial break, we'll be back after this. (Camera fades to commerical) Commercial: WWF The Music Volume 4 is out in record stores now! Hear the entrance themes of your favorite WWF stars. Pick it up today! Commerical: *The Following announcement has been paid for by 3 The Hard Way* Jack Rogers: Jack Rogers, Mr Wrestling. The greatest EIWA Unified Heavyweight Champion of all time! Now I've got my own T-shirt! Buy one of these and you could become just like me!!!! *Jack Rogers laughs* Jack: yea right! There's only one Jack Rogers! Announcer: Get your Jack Rogers T-Shirt! Call 1-800-EIW-MRCH!!!! Commerical:*The preceding announcement has been paid for by 3 The Hard Way* (Camera fades back to Mike Wallowitz) Mike: Welcome back fans. We have a new segment on the Insider called EIWA Mail. We have grabbed one bag of EIWA Fan Mail from the offices and we're gonna pick up a few and read them on the air. (Mike pulls up a bag marked "US MAIL". He reaches in and pulls out one letter) Mike: This one's from James Bohan of Lakewater, Mass. (Mike opens the letter and reads it) Mike: Dear Jack Rogers, I used to be a big fan of yours when you were with the Horsemen, but now that you're up with 3 the Hard way, I think that you're a real big jerk. You don't need to cheat to win! You're Jack Rogers! All you need to do is lock on the Divorce Court Cobra and they're out like a light. Lighten up and stop cheating so much! (Mike grabs another letter from the pile) Mike: This one is from Amanda Comings of Pasadena, Ca. (Mike opens the letter up and reads it) Mike: Dear EIWA, I love your shows and I watch all the time. I loved watching your World Tour, but I really think you need to come back to America. You especially need to do a live show in Pasadena. I'm dying to catch a glimpse at Heavy Metal. I think he's sooooo cute! (Mike laughs and puts the letters and the bag back on the floor) Mike: More letters next show. We'll be back with our guest Vice President Andy! (Camera fades to commerical) Commercial: Watch EIWA live this Tuesday! Mas Macho and The Rock take on 3 The Hard Way! Check your local listings for time and channel. (Camera fades back to Mike)

Mike: Welcome back fans! My guest tonight, is the one man who helped to fuel the revolution in the EIWA. He's been commentating in the EIWA for almost 2 years. Ladies and Gentlemen , please welcome VP Andy!

Mike: (Vp Andy comes in and sits down , putting his microphone on)

Mike: Thank you for being here VP Andy.

VP Andy: No problem Mike. Its great to be the 3rd guest on the show. Its been running smooth.

Mike: Well, we have you to thank for that. In fact, we' have alot to thank you for, the new revolution in the EIWA. We've seen a wave of new talent in the EIWA. We've seen more harcdcore persons. I guess we should ask you, how do you feel about it?

VP Andy: Well I love bringing in new wrestlers to use because it can get stale with the same guys. We get new styles each days. People love the hardcore because its just getting big in North America. Japan has done it for awhile and I know guys are influenced by it. People wanna see someone fly into barbed wire and flying into the crowd.

Mike: Do you feel pressured by y the TV Sttiations, that they might cancel the show because of the high amount of weapons and gimmick matches shown?

VP Andy: I'm not sure how to tell you the truth Mike. The TV stations were on love the ratings. They've tried changing time slots but the ratings stay the same. They don't like the hardcore because of all the blood and pain our guys go through but we do hardcore because its real and wrestling today is more like reality. People do bleed and people do feel pain and thats what the fans want to see. We are here to entertain.

Mike: You spoke earlier about wrestling styles, you what type of style impresses you the most? Who at style of wrestler makes you stand up an dgod go "ohoooooh".

VP Andy: The style that impresses me the most is the style of wrestling Mitsuharu Misawa wrestles. Misawa can tie you in a knot on the mat with wrestling holds and kill you with stiff suplexes and variations of his tiger driver.

VP Andy: Another thing Misawa does is fly a bit and dive to the floor. Nothing fancy but he doesn't give you time to rest and thats what wrestling is all about.

Mike: Impressive. You recently took the EIWA on a World Tour, visitng famous arenas and even . Do you think that this will help to push the EIWA to international TV shows?

VP Andy: Yes. Recently the EIWA has signed TV deals with Samurai TV and Nippon TV in Japan. The Japanese people love the "gajin" foreign wrestlers. Same with Europe, Asia and Australia. They love the workrate we have.

Mike: You've had many great ideas for the EIWA latelty, you recently hosted the EIWA Invitational Triple Crown Tournament, is there any more plans in the works for the EIWA?

Mike: Maybe, a millennium show?

VP Andy: The EIWA is always working on new ideas. If we ran a milenium show it would be for the younger guys here because there definitely gonna be our wrestlers of the milenium. They deserve it.

Mike: Do you think that the roster is beginning to slim down with the amount of injured wrestlers? So far in the past months, we've had Droz out with an injured shoulder, and now Crash with several bruised ribs. Do you think this will affect the play ratings of the EIWA at all?

VP Andy: Nope. You see, In the EIWA we've gotten guys stepping up all the time and begin threats. Droz and Crash will be missed but other guys like David Norris, Tony Simmons and Andy Simmons will step up.

VP Andy: When Marc Ellett and OMEGA return to the EIWA your gonna see them step up especially Ellett. He's someone to watch out for.

Mike: We all know that the EIWA Control Center is now being relocated, when it re-opens, how do you and the others in the staff plan to step up recruitment?

VP Andy: We’re searching everywhere for talent. I'm always pushing for an EIWA Dojo so guys can learn from the best. I try and bring in guys with less experience and give them a chance instead of some vet. It gives me a thrill to watch a guy work his way up the EIWA ladder and finally achieve his dream.

Mike: When you recruit, will you focus on Tag Teams and Junior weight? It seems that these areas have slimmed down while the Heavyweights flourish.

VP Andy: Yes. The EIWA is looking for more junior heavyweights. Greg Brett, Tony Simmons and David Norris have all move to the heavyweight ranks because of there talents. We need to find more junior heavyweights and tag teams.

Mike: We're about to wrap up here VP Andy, but we have to take a commercial break. We'll be back with VP Andy, rigth after words!

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Mike: We're back with VP Andy. Finally, two more questions.

VP Andy: Go ahead Mike.

Mike: First off, ....you of course, had an up close and personal view of the brutal attack that Diana Woolfe faced at both the hands of Arkane Sebastis and Crash. How did that make you feel, personally?

VP Andy: I've got a wife and a son of my own at home. I've never struck my wife once and I've always told my son never to hit a girl no matter what. What they did was just sick and it makes me feel sick. There just two very sick guys. Enough said.

Mike: And finally, what are the EIWA's plan for the next PPV?

VP Andy: Well Mike, I don't wanna give away any secrets but I will announce that when Crash does return from Amarillo, Texas he will put his EIWA Triple Crown on the line against "The Man Mountain" Andy Simmons in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match.

Mike: That should be a classic, and one extra question for the Insider. If you could say anything to one wrestler or fan, right now, what would you say?

VP Andy: I would say that the EIWA isn't for everyone. To make it to the top of the EIWA you gotta have dedication, skill and a will to win. There aren't no backstage politics and any free rides like the EWWW. You wanna reach the top? Earn it.

Mike: I believe it. Thank you very much for your time.

VP Andy: It was a pleasure being here.

Mike: For VP Andy, I'm Mike Wallowitz. Join me next week when my guest will be Arkane Sebastis. Until then, Good Night and Good Suplexes.

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