This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From Fort Wayne, Indiana...
Weighing in at 280 pounds...

Darkstar

His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Rock...
Fighting out of Tampa Bay, Florida...
Weighing in at 275 pounds...

"The Allstar" Spencer Carr

They lock up.
Spencer Carr goes for a facerake, but Darkstar blocks it.
Darkstar goes for a pumphandle powerslam, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Spencer Carr throws Darkstar out of the ring.
Spencer Carr goes through the ropes.
Spencer Carr knocks Darkstar into the ringpost.
Spencer Carr is handed some brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
Spencer Carr takes a swing at Darkstar with
the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them, but he gets out of the way.
Darkstar snatches the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them from him.
Darkstar hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
A small "Darkstar" chant is being started.
Darkstar goes for a bulldog, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the guardrail.
Spencer Carr reenters the ring.
Darkstar follows him back in.
Darkstar brings the the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them
into the ring.

Hart: Is this a weapons match?

Cornette: It is now!

Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Darkstar with a kick.
Spencer Carr takes a swing at Darkstar with
the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them, but he gets out of the way.
Darkstar snatches the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them from him.
Darkstar hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
Darkstar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Darkstar goes for a fallaway slam, but Spencer Carr counters it with
a forearm smash.
Spencer Carr hits a Tombstone Piledriver on Darkstar.
Darkstar sits up.
Spencer Carr takes Darkstar down with a belly-to-back hammerlock suplex.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Spencer Carr hits a choke slam on Darkstar.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Spencer Carr goes for an inverted DDT, but Darkstar blocks it.
Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.

Cornette: I can't call this one either.

Spencer Carr hits Darkstar with a kick.
Spencer Carr hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
Spencer Carr goes for an inverted DDT, but Darkstar blocks it.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with a double underhook faceslam.
Darkstar is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with an elbow.
Darkstar executes a pumphandle powerslam on Spencer Carr.
Brume Hilda counts: One, shoulder up.
Spencer Carr sits up.
Spencer Carr is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Darkstar takes Spencer Carr down with a jawbreaker.
Darkstar uses a split legged moonsault on Spencer Carr.
There are lots of chants for Darkstar.
Spencer Carr sits up.
The crowd is booing Spencer Carr.
Darkstar executes a dropkick on Spencer Carr.
The crowd is really behind Darkstar.

Hart: Darkstar is taking his loss last week out on Carr.

Spencer Carr begs off.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with a full nelson faceslam.
Darkstar uses a Hotshot on Spencer Carr.
There are lots of chants for Darkstar.
Spencer Carr sits up.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Darkstar chops Spencer Carr.
The crowd is really behind Darkstar.
Darkstar kicks Spencer Carr.
There are lots of chants for Darkstar.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with a fallaway slam.
Darkstar nails Spencer Carr with a backbreaker.
Darkstar goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Spencer Carr counters it with a backdrop.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the ropes, but Darkstar reverses it.
Spencer Carr hits Darkstar with a clothesline.
Spencer Carr goes for a Tombstone Piledriver, but Darkstar reverses it.

Hart: Oh S**T!

Darkstar places Spencer Carr on the turnbuckle.
Darkstar hits a superplex on Spencer Carr.
Darkstar gives him the Splash Mountain, but Spencer Carr doesn't even care.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the ropes.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with an elbow.
Darkstar goes for a fistdrop, but Spencer Carr rolls out of the way.
Spencer Carr is going for the pin.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Spencer Carr runs into the ropes.
Darkstar nails Spencer Carr with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Darkstar nails Spencer Carr with a Northern Lights suplex.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with an elbow.
Darkstar yells "Live with it!!".
Darkstar has the crowd going wild.

Hart: Darkstar will not let up!

Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Darkstar with a kick.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the ropes.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with a kick.
Darkstar is going for the pin.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Spencer Carr goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Darkstar counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Darkstar goes for a Hotshot, but Spencer Carr counters it with a Thesz press.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Spencer Carr goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Darkstar blocks it.
Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Spencer Carr hits Darkstar with a kick.
Spencer Carr slashes him with some brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
Spencer Carr executes a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Darkstar.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Spencer Carr complains about a slow count.

Cornette: Carr, quitcha bitchin'!

Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with an inside cradle.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Darkstar leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Darkstar runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Darkstar nails Spencer Carr with a flying clothesline.
Darkstar gives him a backbreaker, but Spencer Carr doesn't even care.
Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the turnbuckle, but Spencer Carr reverses it.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr goes for a Hotshot, but Darkstar counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Spencer Carr counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Spencer Carr stabs him with some brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
Spencer Carr puts Darkstar in a scorpion deathlock.
Darkstar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Spencer Carr hits him with the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them.
A fan at ringside badmouths Spencer Carr.
Darkstar is busted wide open.

Hart: Here we go, first blood of the night!

Brume Hilda throws the brass knuckles with thumbtacks stuck on them
out of the ring.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the ropes.
Spencer Carr misses with a shoulderblock.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with an elbow.
Darkstar uses the Doctor Bomb on Spencer Carr.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Darkstar goes for a cobra clutch, but Spencer Carr counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Spencer Carr hits Darkstar with a choke slam.
Brume Hilda removes the chair from the ring.
Spencer Carr leaves the ring.
He returns with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
Spencer Carr takes a swing at Darkstar with
the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, but he gets out of the way.
Darkstar snatches the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire from him.
Darkstar hits him with the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Darkstar.

Cornette: Darkstar looks too powerful tonight.

Darkstar goes for the STF, but Spencer Carr blocks it.
Spencer Carr hits him with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
Spencer Carr uses a belly-to-back hammerlock suplex on Darkstar.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Spencer Carr takes a swing at Darkstar with
the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, but he gets out of the way.
Darkstar snatches the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire from him.
Darkstar takes a swing at Spencer Carr with
the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, but he gets out of the way.
Spencer Carr snatches the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire from him.
Spencer Carr hits him with the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
A fan at ringside badmouths Spencer Carr.
Spencer Carr chokes him with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
The baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire is broken in half.
Spencer Carr places Darkstar on the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr goes for a top-rope German Suplex, but Darkstar counters it with
an elbowsmash.

Hart: Carr had better have that will filled out correctly.

Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the ropes.
Darkstar takes Spencer Carr down with a backbreaker.
Darkstar uses a pancake piledriver on Spencer Carr.
The crowd is giving Darkstar a standing ovation.
Spencer Carr sits up.
A fan at ringside badmouths Spencer Carr.
Darkstar whips Spencer Carr into the turnbuckle.
Darkstar charges in with a clothesline, but Spencer Carr lifts his leg.
Spencer Carr takes Darkstar down with a diving shoulderblock.
Spencer Carr is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Spencer Carr hits a pyramind driver on Darkstar.
Brume Hilda counts: One, shoulder up.
Spencer Carr throws Darkstar out of the ring.
Spencer Carr goes for a flying clothesline, but Darkstar moves out of the way.
Spencer Carr is out cold.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brume Hilda counts: 1.

Hart: Carr is KOed, wait.. he is getting back up!

Darkstar knocks Spencer Carr into the ringsteps.
The crowd is giving Darkstar a standing ovation.
Brume Hilda counts: 2.
Darkstar goes for a fisherman buster, but Spencer Carr counters it with
a small package.
Spencer Carr nails Darkstar with a Hotshot.
Brume Hilda counts: 3.
Spencer Carr is handed a screwdriver.
Spencer Carr hits him with the screwdriver.
A fan at ringside badmouths Spencer Carr.
Brume Hilda counts: 4.
Spencer Carr is handed a leather belt.
Spencer Carr hits him with the leather belt.
Spencer Carr is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Brume Hilda counts: 5.
Spencer Carr knocks Darkstar into the ringpost.
Spencer Carr whips Darkstar into the guardrail.

Cornette: Security had better hold this crowd back!

Spencer Carr hits him with the leather belt.
Spencer Carr is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Spencer Carr goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Darkstar counters it with
a DDT.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Brume Hilda counts: 6.
Brume Hilda counts: 7.
Darkstar sets up a table.
Darkstar throws Spencer Carr back into the ring.
Darkstar hits Spencer Carr with a dragon suplex.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Spencer Carr sits up.
Darkstar nails Spencer Carr with the Doctor Bomb.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Spencer Carr sits up.
Spencer Carr is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Darkstar leaves the ring.

Hart: Darkstar has had enough of this, he is getting serious now.

He returns with a chair.
Darkstar sets up the chair.
Darkstar goes for a Samoan Drop, but Spencer Carr counters it with a sunset flip.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Brume Hilda removes the chair from the ring.
Spencer Carr places Darkstar on the turnbuckle.
Spencer Carr uses a top-rope power bomb on Darkstar.
Spencer Carr is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Spencer Carr executes the Snap Shot on Darkstar.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, three.
Spencer Carr is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winner is Spencer Carr. Time of match: 0:10:13

Hart: An UPSET! Carr has defeated Darkstar!

Cornette: This will definately be a rematch later on. Darkstar is being escorted limping out of the arena. Carr is on a roll, can he keep a winning streak going? Only time will tell.

Hart: We shall see... our next match is up, with the World Champ!

This contest is a non-title-Hair-versus-Hair-match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From HardCore, U.S.A....
Weighing in at 324 pounds...

The EIWA World Heavyweight Champion...
Heavy Metal

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Michael P.S Hayes...
Hailing from Smithfield, North Carolina...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

"The Superstar" David Norris

They lock up.
David Norris goes for a shin kick into double-arm DDT, but Heavy Metal
blocks it.
Heavy Metal catches David Norris in a whammie bar submission.
David Norris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Heavy Metal attempts to place David Norris on the turnbuckle, but David Norris
blocks it.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the turnbuckle, but David Norris
reverses it.
David Norris runs shoulder-first into the corner.
David Norris nails Heavy Metal with a springboard somersault dropkick.
David Norris hollars "Don't hate me because you ain't me!!".
David Norris is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heavy Metal sits up.
Heavy Metal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
David Norris whips Heavy Metal into the turnbuckle.
David Norris runs shoulder-first into the corner.
David Norris chops Heavy Metal.

Hart: HM seems to be the fan favorite tonight.

David Norris hits Heavy Metal.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Heavy Metal punches David Norris.
Heavy Metal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Heavy Metal kicks David Norris.
David Norris punches Heavy Metal.
David Norris is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Heavy Metal punches David Norris.
Heavy Metal chops David Norris.
Heavy Metal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
David Norris hits Heavy Metal.
Heavy Metal chops David Norris.
The crowd is cheering on Heavy Metal.
Heavy Metal punches David Norris.
Heavy Metal is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Heavy Metal catches David Norris in a sleeperhold.
David Norris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Cornette: Did Norris think this thing through?

Heavy Metal uses a front-layout suplex on David Norris.
Heavy Metal gets a sleeperhold on David Norris.
David Norris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Heavy Metal nails David Norris with a dragon suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Heavy Metal gives him a flying forearm, but David Norris doesn't budge.
Heavy Metal chops David Norris.
Heavy Metal has the crowd going wild.
David Norris punches Heavy Metal.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
David Norris punches Heavy Metal.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
David Norris goes for a Delfin Rana, but Heavy Metal counters it with
a sunset flip.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with a flying clothesline.
The chants for Heavy Metal are deafening.

Hart: The Champ is waining...

Heavy Metal goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but David Norris
counters it with a DDT.
David Norris is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
David Norris goes for an inverted DDT, but Heavy Metal blocks it.
Heavy Metal runs into the ropes.
David Norris hits Heavy Metal with a kick.
Goliath comes to ringside.
David Norris whips Heavy Metal into the ropes.
Michael P.S Hayes pulls down the top rope.
Earl Hebner threatens David Norris with disqualification.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, Heavy Metal reenters the ring.
David Norris hits Heavy Metal.
David Norris further incites the crowd.
David Norris kicks Heavy Metal.
David Norris is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Heavy Metal punches David Norris.
The chants for Heavy Metal are deafening.

Hart: HM is showing true championship form tonight.

Heavy Metal kicks David Norris.
David Norris punches Heavy Metal.
David Norris hits Heavy Metal.
David Norris is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
David Norris catches Heavy Metal in a double chickenwing submission.
Heavy Metal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
David Norris executes a low blow on Heavy Metal.
David Norris runs into the ropes.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with an elbow.
Heavy Metal throws David Norris out of the ring.
Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, David Norris reenters the ring.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is behind Heavy Metal all the way.
Heavy Metal takes David Norris down with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is behind Heavy Metal all the way.
Heavy Metal runs into the ropes.
David Norris hits Heavy Metal with a clothesline.

Cornette: Norris is coming back strong.

David Norris hollars "Don't hate me because you ain't me!!".
David Norris further incites the crowd.
Heavy Metal sits up.
The chants for Heavy Metal are deafening.
David Norris goes for a Delfin Rana, but Heavy Metal blocks it.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris.
The chants for Heavy Metal are deafening.
Heavy Metal punches David Norris.
Heavy Metal punches David Norris.
The crowd is behind Heavy Metal all the way.
Heavy Metal hits a European uppercut on David Norris.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with a Hotshot.
Heavy Metal hits a flying kneedrop on David Norris.
The chants for Heavy Metal are deafening.
Heavy Metal leaves the ring.
He returns with the kitchen sink.
Heavy Metal hits him with the kitchen sink.

Hart: Now let's see some real pain!

Heavy Metal hits David Norris with a top-rope legdrop.
The crowd is behind Heavy Metal all the way.
Heavy Metal takes a swing at David Norris with the kitchen sink, but he
gets out of the way.
David Norris snatches the kitchen sink from him.
David Norris takes a swing at Heavy Metal with the kitchen sink, but he
gets out of the way.
Heavy Metal snatches the kitchen sink from him.
Heavy Metal hits him with the kitchen sink.
David Norris is busted wide open.
Heavy Metal attempts to place David Norris on the turnbuckle, but David Norris
blocks it.
Heavy Metal executes a Northern Lights suplex on David Norris.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Heavy Metal hits him with the kitchen sink.
Heavy Metal goes for a dropkick, but David Norris side-steps and Heavy Metal
only hits air.

Hart: Norris is tiring quickly.

David Norris runs into the ropes.
David Norris goes for a flying clothesline, but Heavy Metal
ducks out of the way.
Heavy Metal hits him with the kitchen sink.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the turnbuckle.
Heavy Metal charges into the corner, but David Norris lifts his leg.
David Norris runs into the ropes.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with an elbow.
Heavy Metal runs into the ropes.
David Norris goes for a flying clothesline, but Heavy Metal
ducks out of the way.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the turnbuckle, but David Norris
reverses it.
David Norris nails Heavy Metal with a flying clothesline.
David Norris further incites the crowd.
David Norris is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.

Cornette: I dunno Jimmy, the Champ just may get shaved tonight.

David Norris nails Heavy Metal with a springboard somersault splash.
David Norris further incites the crowd.
David Norris is going for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
David Norris hits a low blow on Heavy Metal.
David Norris runs into the ropes.
David Norris misses with a kick.
David Norris hits Heavy Metal with a flying clothesline.
David Norris further incites the crowd.
David Norris executes a shin kick into double-arm DDT on Heavy Metal.
David Norris is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
David Norris catches Heavy Metal in the STF.
Heavy Metal is struggling to reach the ropes.
Heavy Metal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
David Norris uses an inverted DDT on Heavy Metal.
David Norris nails Heavy Metal with a springboard twisting moonsault.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.

Hart: You may be right.

Heavy Metal sits up.
The crowd is behind Heavy Metal all the way.
David Norris whips Heavy Metal into the turnbuckle.
David Norris executes a low blow on Heavy Metal.
David Norris goes for a springboard somersault dropkick, but Heavy Metal
blocks it.
Heavy Metal takes David Norris down with a dropkick from the second rope.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the ropes, but David Norris reverses it.
Heavy Metal misses with a kick.
Heavy Metal executes a flying clothesline on David Norris.
Heavy Metal hits him with the kitchen sink.
The crowd is giving Heavy Metal a standing ovation.
Earl Hebner throws the kitchen sink out of the ring.
Heavy Metal goes for the STF, but David Norris blocks it.
David Norris runs into the ropes.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with an elbow.
Heavy Metal executes a high knee on David Norris.

Cornette: This crowd really likes HM tonight. He is definately good for ratings.

Heavy Metal goes for a chop to the throat, but David Norris blocks it.
David Norris goes for a Delfin Rana, but Heavy Metal counters it with
a sunset flip.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Heavy Metal takes David Norris down with a clothesline.
Heavy Metal goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but David Norris
side-steps and Heavy Metal only hits air.
David Norris takes Heavy Metal down with a low blow.
Heavy Metal attempts to place David Norris on the turnbuckle, but David Norris
blocks it.
Heavy Metal runs into the ropes.
Heavy Metal goes for a leg lariat, but David Norris ducks out of the way.
David Norris nails Heavy Metal with a Delfin Rana.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
David Norris catches Heavy Metal in a double chickenwing submission.
Heavy Metal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
David Norris goes for a shin kick into double-arm DDT, but Heavy Metal
blocks it.

Cornette: HM looks unstoppable tonight.

Heavy Metal kicks David Norris.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Heavy Metal kicks David Norris.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Heavy Metal.
Heavy Metal throws David Norris out of the ring.
Heavy Metal goes through the ropes.
Heavy Metal knocks David Norris into the ringpost.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the guardrail.
Michael P.S Hayes comes from behind and distracts Heavy Metal.
David Norris whips Heavy Metal into the guardrail.
David Norris goes for a Delfin Rana, but Heavy Metal counters it with
a power bomb.
Earl Hebner counts: 1.
Michael P.S Hayes comes from behind, but Heavy Metal nails Michael P.S Hayes.
Goliath attacks David Norris from behind.
Earl Hebner ejects Goliath from ringside.
Heavy Metal sets up a table.

Hart: Good, let's see some table-action!

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Michael P.S Hayes comes from behind, but Heavy Metal nails Michael P.S Hayes.
David Norris uses a piledriver on Heavy Metal.
Michael P.S Hayes comes from behind and distracts Heavy Metal.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
David Norris takes Heavy Metal down with a senton.
David Norris reenters the ring.
Heavy Metal follows him back in.
Heavy Metal sits up.
The crowd is giving Heavy Metal a standing ovation.
David Norris takes Heavy Metal down with a Delfin Rana.
There is no referee to count.
David Norris goes for a springboard somersault dropkick, but Heavy Metal
blocks it.
Heavy Metal takes David Norris down with an enzuigiri.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.
Heavy Metal executes the Heavy Metal Hangover on David Norris.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Heavy Metal.

Cornette: Norris had better run, while he still can!

Heavy Metal goes for the pin.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Heavy Metal hits a roundhouse kick on David Norris.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Heavy Metal goes for a whammie bar submission, but David Norris
counters it with a backdrop.
Heavy Metal sits up.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
David Norris goes for a Delfin Rana, but Heavy Metal blocks it.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the ropes, but David Norris reverses it.
Heavy Metal hits David Norris with a kick.
Heavy Metal whips David Norris into the ropes, but David Norris reverses it.
Heavy Metal executes a clothesline on David Norris.
David Norris bumps into Earl Hebner.
Heavy Metal uses an enzuigiri on David Norris.
David Norris goes for a piledriver, but Heavy Metal blocks it.
Heavy Metal goes for a whammie bar submission, but David Norris
counters it with a backdrop.
Earl Hebner is back on the job.

Cornette: The ref had better stay out of the way!

David Norris executes a shin kick into double-arm DDT on Heavy Metal.
Numerous fans are using David Norris for target practice.
David Norris executes a springboard twisting moonsault on Heavy Metal.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
David Norris gets a double chickenwing submission on Heavy Metal.
Heavy Metal reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
David Norris goes for a Delfin Rana, but Heavy Metal counters it with
a power bomb.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Michael P.S Hayes distracts Earl Hebner.
Earl Hebner disqualifies David Norris.
The crowd is giving Heavy Metal a standing ovation.

The winner is Heavy Metal. Time of match: 0:13:43

Hart: Dammit! Another DQ! These managers gotta keep their asses out of the fight!

Cornette: Yeah, we NEVER interfered in our men in their matches!

Hart: That's right, they should take an example from us. Well Jimmy, our next match is an open challenge from Goliath against anyone. I dunno who it is going to be, but he MUST have a death wish. Here we go.

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 541 pounds...

Goliath

His opponent...
Hailing from Red River Valley...
Weighing in at 250 pounds...

Douchebag

Hart: What did I just hear?

Cornette: Douchebag? That's just too funny. Is the EIWA serious???

They lock up.
Goliath hits a fallaway slam on Douchebag.
Goliath whips Douchebag into the ropes.
Goliath executes a spinebuster slam on Douchebag.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Goliath complains about a slow count.
Goliath leaves the ring.
He returns with the Audio/Video cords.
Goliath catches Douchebag in a full nelson.
Douchebag is struggling to reach the ropes.
Douchebag reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Douchebag sits up.
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Goliath goes for a missle dropkick, but Douchebag blocks it.
Douchebag goes for a jumping side kick, but Goliath ducks out of the way.
Goliath takes a swing at Douchebag with the Audio/Video cords, but he
gets out of the way.

Hart: That guy is too funny, Goliath must be pissed to be put against that nut.

Douchebag snatches the Audio/Video cords from him.
Douchebag takes a swing at Goliath with the Audio/Video cords, but he
gets out of the way.
Goliath snatches the Audio/Video cords from him.
Goliath hits him with the Audio/Video cords.
Goliath is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Douchebag is busted wide open.
Goliath chokes him with the Audio/Video cords.
Goliath executes a missle dropkick on Douchebag.
Brume Hilda counts: One, two, kickout.
Goliath leaves the ring.
He returns with a traffic cone.
Goliath rams him into a traffic cone.
Goliath attempts to place Douchebag on the turnbuckle, but Douchebag blocks it.
Goliath hits him with the traffic cone.
Goliath is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Goliath nails Douchebag with a low blow.

Cornette: OUCH! He must be flowing heavy now.

Goliath whips Douchebag into the turnbuckle.
Goliath charges into the corner.
Goliath goes for a missle dropkick, but Douchebag blocks it.
Douchebag takes Goliath down with a facerake.
Douchebag hits a series of headbutts to the head on Goliath.
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Douchebag nails Goliath with a jumping side kick.
Douchebag yells at the crowd, "I have cramps!".
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Douchebag nails Goliath with a series of headbutts to the head.
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Douchebag throws Goliath out of the ring.
Douchebag goes through the ropes.
Douchebag executes the Aunt Flo on Goliath on the concrete floor.
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Douchebag whips Goliath into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

Cornette: A nut, yes. But he is holding his own.

Douchebag knocks Goliath into the ringpost.
Douchebag whips Goliath into the guardrail.
Brume Hilda counts: 1.
Brume Hilda counts: 2.
Douchebag is handed a keyboard.
Douchebag hits him with the keyboard.
A small "Douchebag" chant is being started.
Douchebag nails Goliath with a frog splash.
Brume Hilda counts: 3.
Douchebag knocks Goliath into the ringsteps.
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Douchebag hits him with a keyboard.
Douchebag nails Goliath with a series of headbutts to the head.
Douchebag takes Goliath down with a facerake.
Brume Hilda counts: 4.
Douchebag sets up a table.
Douchebag whips Goliath into the guardrail.
Brume Hilda counts: 5.

Cornette: The crowd actually likes this creep?

Douchebag yells at the crowd, "I have cramps!".
A small "Douchebag" chant is being started.
Douchebag goes for a series of headbutts to the head, but Goliath
counters it with a series of punches.
Goliath is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brume Hilda counts: 6.
Goliath knocks Douchebag into the ringsteps.
Goliath throws Douchebag back into the ring.
Goliath leaves the ring.
He returns with the ring bell.
Goliath hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is cheering on Goliath.
Goliath goes for an inverted power bomb, but Douchebag blocks it.
Douchebag chops Goliath.
The crowd is starting to get behind Douchebag.
Douchebag kicks Goliath.

Hart: I guess so. Go figure.

Goliath chops Douchebag.
Goliath is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Goliath chops Douchebag.
Goliath hits a Shut Eye Brainbuster on Douchebag.
Goliath chokes him with the ring bell.
Goliath executes the Wrath of God on Douchebag.
Douchebag is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Douchebag tries to fight the pain.
Douchebag is barely hanging in there.
Brume Hilda asks Douchebag if she should stop the fight.
Douchebag shakes his head.
Brume Hilda asks Douchebag if she should stop the fight.
Douchebag shakes his head.
Brume Hilda asks Douchebag if he's still there.
Douchebag nods.
Brume Hilda checks Douchebag's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.

Hart: Ah ha! I knew this wouldn't go very long. Not a very good test for the big man.

He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Brume Hilda stops the match after 46 seconds.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Goliath.

The winner is Goliath. Time of match: 0:05:58

Hart: That was predictable.

Cornette: Yes it was. Goliath really didn't get to show his talent tonight. I am sure he will be screaming for better competition later. You gotta give it to Douchebag though, he gave a good fight.

Hart: Don't let Goliath hear you say that. Now we come to the main feature tonight, a battle royal for the newly vacated International Title. Let's go to the ring!

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