Kyle101 and Craig`s

It all started in 1974...
Once upon a time, a small company named TSR published a RPG. There weren`t any consoles or many arcades with save games (none, to tell you the truth) so they made a small square board. You ould roam a world, gaining expeirience, fighting, gaining levels, magic, weaponry, and, most important, having fun. We got interested in Advanced Dungeons and Dragons when we played it at school. We, now, have upgraded to level 2. It can takes months to gain a level, and more and more expeirence is required for the next. AD&D is done with a sheet of paper, a pencil, a charector you create, enemys, a board, and thats it. Extremily primitive. But, it still can be fun, so D&D proves. Dungeons and Dragons introduced the RPG, and will live on forever, for every wizard, warrior, elf, and theif`s out there.

-Kyle101 & Arch-Wizard-Craig

The Cards....
Craig: Back in `92, in a final attempt to bring back AD&D (which never left, actually ; ) ) the board game, made Wizard, Cleric, and so on, cards. Each card had every spell from the handbook and some other book.
Kyle101: Yeah. I got some of those yesterday.
Craig: Duh, Kyle, thats why your`e making me do this.
Kyle101: Oh yeah.
Craig: Kyle told me he got some from a rummage sale on 9/12/99.
Kyle101: Damn straight.
Craig: And all the other stuff I said before.
Kyle101: Those are a D&D guys collectibles. They need those.
Craig: Really? Why?
Kyle101: Cause it`s AD&D of course.
Craig: And why do you just say ``guy``?
Kyle101: I don`t think girls like AD&D
Craig: Well I`m a girl...
Kyle101: WHAT?!?!?!
Craig: I`m a girl.
Kyle101: But your names craig.
Craig: It`s my last name....
Kyle101: whoa. (O
o
O). My crotch is tingiling in delight....
Craig: Huh?
Kyle101: Oh. er..., nothing.
Craig: good.
Kyle101: Oh well.
Craig: *stares around the room*
Kyle101: *whistles*
kyle101 whispers to craig
Craig: You, you
Kyle101: *nods*
Craig: Well, I think someone in here is just a tad bit horny....
Kyle101: Oh, com`n....
Craig: Well.
Kyle101: PLEASSSSEEE...
Craig: You do sound pretty cute.
Kyle101: WHOA-HOAW!
Craig: And, well.
craig whispers to kyle101
Kyle101: YAYY!!!!
Craig: but no one can no about.
Kyle101: Um..., it`s alittle to late for that.
Craig: *sigh* oh well. Com`n horny boy. To our private chat.
Kyle101: *goes to private chat with Craig*

*in private chat...*

Craig: Kyle?
Kyle101: Yes?
Craig: Could you stop telling everyone about this?
Kyle101: Oh. OK.


End of Transmission.

AD&D goes PC!
Craig: Well, we certainly had fun in our chat...
Kyle101: Yeah.
Craig: so whats next?
Kyle101: SSI teams with TSR.
Craig: Those PC D&D games?
Kyle101: Yep.
Craig: Well, Strategic Simulations Incorporated got the license for AD&D.
Kyle101: Primarily known as the War Game Co before the TSR team up, Pool of Radiance, the First D&D PC game, hit the shelves.
Craig: The games engine was superior, they could dish out games every few months!
Kyle101: Of course, it was SO popular, an NES version was released, but the PC was much more superior than any RPG to date for any console.
Craig: You sound so cute when you talk about consoles.
Kyle101: Uhh..., I thought we weren`t going to mention that Angy...
Craig: stop calling me that!
Kyle101: Sorry.
Craig: *tee-heh* your the best.
Kyle101: No, YOUR the best.
Craig: *tee-hee-hee*
Kyle101: *giggle*
Craig: Uhh..., whoops.
Kyle101: Oh, yeah. And, uhhh..., the original TSR and SSI agreement has ended, but there are companies waiting to get there hands on, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.
Craig: *snicker*
Kyle101: Could you stop?
Craig: Honey, com`n, let me have fun.
Kyle101: Okay.
Craig: *approaches Kyle*
Kyle101: *steps back*
Craig: *follows kyle*
Kyle101: *backs into a wall*
Craig: *walks up to Kyle*
Kyle101: *begins to sweat*
Craig: Stop pasting what where saying.
Kyle101: wh..., w.., whi..., why?
Craig: Because..., where going to play.

END OF TRANSMISSION

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