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Have you ever been walking down the hallway, and suddenly, a bird fly`s threw the window, and BAM!, takes a big shit on you right then and there? Well, guess what? Whe have things that can prevent THIS... from happening to you....

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I`m having trouble with my bird shit sheild....

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