The NES Page!!!

The NES....
Kyle101 presents, The NES Page!!!. It`s got some reviews! How did I get into the NES you might ask. Well, I did it when I played TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES because they where cool. And if you don`t like it, screw yourself. And just because I was afraid of that danceing hotdog at those movie previews, and, uh..., opps. Oh well.

My favorite games are....
Mike Tysons Punch-Out!!, Maniac Mansion, TMNT, Ultima: Quest of the Avatar, Shadowgate, Final Fantasy 1, Dragon Warrior series, Wizardy, Sumper Mario Series, Hot Wheels, RC-PRO AM racing, EXCITEBIKE, Kung-Fu, Duck Hunt, Mega Man series, Star Trek 25th anniversary edition, and, of course, The Seanbaby NES game.

NES Reviews!

Final Fantasy 1

BY: KYLE101 AND STAN!
Stan: Welcome to me and Kyle101`s review of Final Fantasy!
Kyle101: God, you sound gay..
Stan: uhh...., so, Kyle, what was the story about.
Kyle101: didn`t you play the game?
Stan: well..., yeah....
Kyle101: Well, anyway, In the beginning you have to save this broad...
Stan: It`s a princess....
Kyle101: so? anyway, you save her, and then the King builds this brige, and then you meet this bitch...
Stan: It`s a witch.
Kyle101: SO?!?!?! and lots of other wacky adventures pop-up!
Stan: Okay. So what did you think of the graphics?
Kyle101: They kicked ASS! What was your favorite enemy?
Stan: I liked the magician
Kyle101: I liked the unicorn.
Stan: What?
Kyle101: uhhh, never mind.
Stan: *stares at kyle*
Kyle101: WHAT???!!!???
Stan: er...., so, and the ratings....
Graphics: 9
Sound: 7
Overall gameplay: 10
Should I buy this game?: YES!!! NOW!!!!


Kung-Fu

By: Kyle101


Kung-Fu. This made a game in which you run around kicking (tm) and punching (tm) stuff (r). You, however, don`t just run around kicking things you, uh..., KICK MIDGETS TO! Check my Kung-Fu page for more details.



REVIEW MINIS


Ultima: Quest of the Avatar.


This is the greatest RPG of all time, Lord British`s best Ultima game to date, and EXTREMLY fun! Add a pinch of good graphics and above moderate sound, mix well, and there you have it. Ultima: Quest of the Avatar. However, this game doesn`t accelerate and move very fast, much like other Ultima games, but if you have patience, THIS GAME RULES!!!!


Maniac Mansion


This game introduced the SCUMM engine, in which you form sentences to solve puzzles. Great for graphic adventure fans, HELL GREAT FOR ANYBODY! One of the best games ever.


Superman


*shivers* THIS GAME IS CURSED! You walk around fighting the exactly the same looking mafia guys throwing pans at you and shooting bullets as big as Poopermans body. This one just plain sucks. And to top it off, no matter how slightly I tap jump, SuperPooperman flys to the top of the screen. Must be something with his cape.


Total Recal/Preadator/Terminator 1 & 2.


Thats alot of Ah-Nold. There is an Ah-nold giftpack, and to celebrate, I make mini-reviews! SCORE! Total Recall sux. It`s nothing like the movie. I can`t remember Ah-nold ever being beat up by midgets in pink jumpsuits. But to tell you the truth, all I remember is the chick wo=ith three boobs. That was weird. *shivers*. That chick should`ve looked better. Predator: FANTASTIC. The movie kicked, and so did this game. I love the combination of action and platforming, wich would`ve died if this title never hit the shelves. Terminator: This game just is bad. T2: This game rocks. When riding a motorcycle to killing bikers, I like it! TR:D- / PRE: B+ / T: F / T2: A+

The Death.
The NES met the reaper in `93. why? many ask, but not to long ago, I discovered that answer. Two words. One even misspelled! One I made a page of! That game was...


MORTAL KOMBAT (SUCKS)


The pretty graphics threw away the good gameplay book of the NES for good. Few titles have gone up to NES`s combo of fun gameplay. Killer Instinct, Red Baron, CastleVania: Bloodlines...., all great, all fun, all up to the NES book. But as long as MK excists, gameplays as good as dead!

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