Here's my lifestory:

I was born 24 years ago in Elsinore (you know the city where Hamlet lived). It's an okay place, but my parents decided to move to a suburb of Copenhagen, where I grew up. Kindergarten was my favorite time... - Okay, this part is boring, so let's fast forward to my after high school year, when I went to France to study. That's when I learned to party, but off course, my parents didn't move with me, so.... Anyhow I partied, learned to speak french, and met a lot of cool people from all over the world. But sadly all good things must come to an end, and I had to go back to my provincial and overtaxed homecountry in the cold nord. I began my studies in economics at the university of Copenhagen which I must be pretty fond of since I'm still hanging around there. After my bachelors degree I went to USA where I took some classes. I fell completely in love with the country and the huge Cadillac I drove around in, I also went to Disneyland where I met Mickey Mouse - charming fella. But after six months I had to return to Denmark to finish up on my graduate studies. Needless to say after living in the US, I was very unhappy with the Danish cartaxes, so now I've decided to move to Sweden as soon as I get around to getting my masters in econ. This pretty much sums up my lifestory.