T's Crazy X-Files Mangled Wav Page

I honestly don't know how I got myself into this. One day, I was just a X-Files fan fiction writer. I won't claim that I'm normal or ordinary, since I'm neither. I was downloading sounds, and two came out from downloading in a quite humourous way, and I thought I'd use my sound editing program, Goldwave, to... um... play with them a little bit.

So here we are with numerous X-Files wavs that I have spliced together - some in a humourous mix, some in a gutter mix, and some that's just sheer insanity - I present them for your approval. Don't forget to let me know what you think about them at [email protected]  I'll enjoy the feedback, and promise to write back. Just let me know. :)

b-s2.wav (Size: 43k)
Mulder: "Hey, Scully, pick out something black and sexy."

b_extend.wav (Size: 211k)
Scully: "What are you doing in my bedroom in the dark?"
Mulder: "I was merely extending a professional courtesy."
Scully: "Oh, so that's what you were extending?"
Mulder: "Help me, Scully."
Scully: "Okay."
Mulder: "Oh, yes!"

bsok.wav (Size: 97k)
Mulder: "Take your best shot.
Scully: "Okay."
[gunshot sounds]
Mulder: "You shot me."
Scully: "I did as told."

clace.wav (Size: 177k)
Mulder: "Scully, what are you wearing?"
Scully: "Chantilly Lace."
Mulder: "Keep going, FBI woman."
Scully: "Mulder, what are you doing?"
Mulder: "You know what I like."

danayes.wav (Size: 418k)
Mulder: "Dana..."
Scully: "Yes?"
Mulder: "I love the way you look, I love the way you taste, I love the way you feel, I love the way you smile, I love it, I love you..."
Scully: "Mulder..."
Mulder: "Scully..."
Scully: "I want exactly what you want."
Mulder: "Oh, yes!"

fckys.wav (Size: 57k)
Scully: "Oh, fuck me..."
Mulder: "Oh, yes!"

help_ok.wav (Size: 42k)
Mulder: "Help me, Scully..."
Scully: "Okay..."
Mulder: "Whoo!"

kill_ok.wav (Size: 46k)
Mulder: "Kill me now."
Scully: "Okay."
[machine gun noises]

luckfl.wav (Size: 199k)
Mulder: "You feeling lucky, Scully?"
Scully: "Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman."
Mulder: "Oooh, I just got a chill down my spine."
Scully: "Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower."

muld_att.wav (Size: 41k)
Scully: "Mulder, you're extremely attractive.

psychic3.wav (Size: 88k)
Mulder: "Let me impress you with my psychic ability."
Scully: "So now you're psychic?"
Mulder: "You know what I'm thinking."

roomton.wav (Size: 165k)
Scully: "I must remind you that this goes against Bureau policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment."
Mulder: "I just got very turned on."

scul_fme.wav (Size: 10k)
Mulder: "Scully, fuck me."

theyhere.wav (Size: 201k)
[*thunk*]
Scully: "They're hee-ere."
Mulder: "They're here! They're here! They're here!"

tzany1.wav (Size: 312k)
Mulder: "Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?"
Scully: "I want exactly what you want."
Mulder: "Ooh, I just got a chill down my spine."
Scully: "I was -- I was a bad girl."
Mulder: "I just got really turned on."
Scully: "Maybe you'll get lucky."
Mulder: "Oh, yes!"

tzany2.wav (Size: 218k)
Mulder: "Keep going, F.B.I. woman."
Scully: "Mulder... oh my God... oh my God... oh my God..."
Mulder: "Oh yes!"

tzany3.wav (Size: 288k)
Mulder: "Scully, what are you wearing?"
Scully: "Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman."
Mulder: "I just got very turned on."
Scully: "I want exactly what you want."
Mulder: "You feeling lucky, Scully?"
Scully: "Maybe..."
Mulder: "Scully..."
Scully: "Mulder..."
Mulder: "Oh, yes!"

tzany4.wav (Size: 107k)
Mulder: "I'm desperate."
Scully: "I want exactly what you want."
Mulder: "Scully, are you coming on to me?"
Scully: "Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman."
Mulder: "Ahh, Scully, you know what I like."

whome.wav (Size: 67k)
Mulder: Dana...
Scully: Fox...
Mulder: Who, me?
Scully: "Mulder..."
Mulder: "Scully..."
Scully:  "Oooh, boy..."
Mulder: "Yee haw!"