Moles: An Illuminatus Plot?

Moles: An Illuminatus Plot?

Moles. Harmless little sun-blind, burrowing, furry things, or emissaries of the Iluminati?
You remember that you're supossed to bury the money in the garden? (If you don't know, don't ask). How do THEY get it once it is buried? The answer: moles.
Yes, moles. Once believed to be harmless, these mound-making mammals can be found in the employ of many organisations and secret societies, including the Iluminati, the IOT, and the Z(Clu...

These hurridly scrawled notes were found in a desk drawer of a renowned metaphysisist (who shall here remain nameless) after he dissapeared under mysterious circumstances. We consider this note to be a curiosity, but we have severe doubts as to it's validity. Needless to say, we are not remotely affiliated with any of the organisations mentioned.