And these were the people that a young lad met on his travels through the vast wasteland that is known as Rhode Island...
Rob Fitzgerald...the chances of a guy like this being in the same school as me had to be small, but somehow an aspiring musician ended up in a business school. Rob is...Rob. He comes from a land far away that he calls Sudbury Mass. He is now a self proclaimed Nature Boy, and is also a modern day hippy. I think my first real canversation that I can recall having with him was about the video game Lemmings, and at the same time in the conversation we were both heard quoting...Oh nooooo...POP!!. And that was just the begining of a friendship, and the end of some more of my damn sanity.
Macaela Dorf...OK...this chick is one of the coolest people that I know. The first time I met her, I hoped that she didn't have a boyfriend, and of course...she did. But Josh is a great guy, and a fun person to hang out with. And I hope the best works out for those two. Now that Im off the subject.....This girl is .....fun......poetic...and uhhhhh, can get me and Rob into a lot of trouble when we all drink together...but we won't talk about that...bad, but funny memories.
Kelly (I still don't know her last name)...well, Kelly hated me for a while. That had something to do with the whole drunken Macaela incident. And then one night, out of the blue, an intoxicated Kelly actually spoke to me. She had decided that we shouldn't fight...which we never actually did...and that we should be friends. Kelly isn't one to get drunk too often, but that night, I was glad she was. Even if it wasn't the alcohal talking. Other than that, Kelly is a great person to talk to. We have a symbiotic relationship (She likes to tell me some of her problems once in a while, and I like to listen and try to give advice).
Catherine (Cat) McCaffery...I hope I didn't butcher your name Cat. OK...well, anyway. Cat is my wife...in a adulterous kind of way I guess. She has a screen saver on her computer that sais Cat is the Greates Person alive. And now that I gave you the totally wrong impression of her, here is the truth. Cat is one of the nicest people that I know. She is easy going, and openminded. Two things that I look for in a woman. If Cat had green hair or something like that, I'd likely marry her for real.
Adriene.....I am just realizing that I am no good with last names of people from my school....well anyway...she is Cat's roommate. Adriene is one of those equine students with the high boots and the riding crops.... mmmm crops....anywho, she is a real cool person and gives soem killer massages. She's also really fun to hang around with. She is the corrupter of the Cat.
Scott Quipo...I met Scott during my first week of school. He was the typical nice guy. And then...after this big huge room change, when half of my dorm changed rooms, me and him moved into the same room. And then Scott became....MOM. Curtis and I found out that this guy is one of the cleanest people in the world. He is also a bit odd, but not in that normally odd kind of way. There is a lot about Scott that I don't know, but I can say that we will have an apartment together next year. We are going ta be the Odd Couple...we should make a TV show or something.
Curtis Huffmen...I think that Curtis and I have shared some of the funniest experiences that I can remember in this school. Curtis is my other roommate (aside from stinky...Randy), and him and I have drank till the sun didn't come up. I can remember the night that my brother came up and visited. We got so fitshased that he ended up throwing Stinky's fan against the wall. That was a knight that I would never forget. I think that Curtis and I have also set a world record for the number of movies that two roommates can fall asleep to. I ain't ever gonna forget this guy.
Todd...I don't think that I'll ever totally understand him, but who totally understands me. Well anyway, he is yet another one of the odd people that I got to meet in this place. He most recently got married to a really cool girl...that scares me...but she be cool, and i am happy for the both of them. He also almoast bought a flying squirril....but he got a hedgehog instead. He's a weirdo as people go...and that is why I like him.
Nick Cole...I met nick through a guy named Mike, who is a friend mine up here. I also just recently was in a class with him. Nick is a party animal...he's also a pretty good cook. If you ever feel like going to a party, just call nick, and a partying you will go.
Mike Simeone...Mike is the steriotypical Italian...I can say that because I am 75% Italian, and I know the steriotypes that come with it. I met this guy during a front desk class. We both didn't think too highly of the teacher. She was new, and didn't seem to know what she was doing. He has given me a great many rides to Long Island, but for different reasons, has never actually got me too my house. Mike is a good guy. He can be a bit overbearing at first...kinda like whisky...but after ya get to know him, ya get used to it.
Frennie & Melissa...I met Melissa the first week of school. My first impression was that she was a bitch, but that was because I associated her with her roomate Amy. Frennie, I met a lot later. She was hanging out with Melissa and the three of us took a walk. Then they told me that I should be their pimp. So I said OK, and that was when I had my first two ho's. I was a proud pimp that day. Aside from that, these chicks are real fun to be around....and I promise them that I will go to Hell with them sometime next year.
Amber Kent...hmmmm...well...Amber likes phish...If I was a female, I would probably be kinda like her. We don't really hang out too much, but we are still on the same non-existing wave length. We are both undercover hippies fighting against the oppressors. She's a person that just makes ya wanna laugh...she's also one of those people that you wished ya woulda hung out with more often....Ill get to know her in the fall:)
Kevin L. White....Kevin won't tell me his middle name, but i let that go. This is one of the most undescribable people i know...there is only one person that he kind of reminds me of...ME. I never thought that i would find someone so similar to me. We like all of the smae stuff....his favorate color is green....He had 1s Volumes of Simpsons episodes with no comercials...We both like to get naked at parties...uhhh..if your related to me, you didn't hear that. And we came up with the thoery of drunken pacman...the drunker you get the better you play. Some time before we die, Kevin and i must see a dam...it was a topic of conversation on a drunken walk from Spike Junkyard hot dogs. This guy has a great personality, and .....other cool stuff too.
Jay Peckovitch...and then there's Jay...there to add a little bit of chaos in an already strange world. Jay reminds me a lot of my friend Rob at home. He works as hard as he can, and just has the worst of luck. His car is probably gonna blow up one of these days from the gas leak it has, and Im probably never gonna get the sixty bucks that he owes me, but i dont care...he's a good guy with a good heart...he has his quirks like the rest of us...he put margerine in the freezer, and opens second containers of milk when there is already one open, but we love him for it...it gives us something to bitch about... aside from all the quirks, he's a fun guy to hang around with, and this house would not be the same without him.