Poobism
The Begining
Well, This is the story of Poobism, and the begining. It started a
long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (Six or seven years ago...in a
small suberb of Long Island). Well the story begins with this guy named
Anthony Mossa. He was The Great Namemaker in the group of friends that I
was in. In Fact, he had a name for almost all of my friends. There was
Shaggy, and The tank, and a guy we called Fluff. He
even name inanimate objects. Well, one day I walked into Shaggy's house and
a group of my friends, lead by Mossa, Had dubbed me The Grand Poobar.
Poob for short...
But this was only the very beginning. This name caught on like a like a
brick burger catches flies (see friends for brick). Soon I was no
longer known as Frank. I was the Poob.
Now, this name had been chosen due to my extremely odd talent of being able
to win a video game under any situation. But then it expanded....into a
state of mind, into a personality, and into just being outright lucky at
certain times.
What is Poobicness
When it really comes down to it, Poobicness is a bunch of things combined
into one.....Me. I am Poob, and Poob is...
Poob is Calm
Poob is Kind
Poob is Peaceful
Poob is Odd
Poob is Openminded...Very openminded
Poob is not a partially gellatinated dairy based beverage
Poob is Himself
Poob is Patient
and Poob is friendly
A word of many uses
Poob, noun: The guy who is typing this webpage, Has been used
as a term of endearment.
Other realated nouns: Poobar, Pooby, Poobles,
Poobed, verb: to inadvertantly baffle someone by performing
an action which seems impossible and succeeding in whatever you are
trying to do.
Example of use: Yup...you've been poobed (after losing a no lose situation
to someone)
There are many other uses of the word poob, but it is impossible to write
them all down, but that is poobism in a nutshell...peace of mind, a good
heart and much more, on sale:XXXXX
Sorry, due to popular demand, the pric of Poobar has been raised from $14.99
to a rental price of $49.99/day. Or, you you can rent your very own Poob for a
whole week for only $69.99. And if you act now, not only will you own a Poob for
a week, We'll also give you this free shamee...That's right...a Shamee, for all
your Poobar washing needs!!!
Click Here to Write a letter Requesting your very own Poobar
The Begining
Well, This is the story of Poobism, and the begining. It started a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (Six or seven years ago...in a small suberb of Long Island). Well the story begins with this guy named Anthony Mossa. He was The Great Namemaker in the group of friends that I was in. In Fact, he had a name for almost all of my friends. There was Shaggy, and The tank, and a guy we called Fluff. He even name inanimate objects. Well, one day I walked into Shaggy's house and a group of my friends, lead by Mossa, Had dubbed me The Grand Poobar. Poob for short...
But this was only the very beginning. This name caught on like a like a brick burger catches flies (see friends for brick). Soon I was no longer known as Frank. I was the Poob.
Now, this name had been chosen due to my extremely odd talent of being able to win a video game under any situation. But then it expanded....into a state of mind, into a personality, and into just being outright lucky at certain times.
What is Poobicness
When it really comes down to it, Poobicness is a bunch of things combined
into one.....Me. I am Poob, and Poob is...
Poob is Calm
Poob is Kind
Poob is Peaceful
Poob is Odd
Poob is Openminded...Very openminded
Poob is not a partially gellatinated dairy based beverage
Poob is Himself
Poob is Patient
and Poob is friendly
A word of many uses
Poob, noun: The guy who is typing this webpage, Has been used
as a term of endearment.
Other realated nouns: Poobar, Pooby, Poobles,
Poobed, verb: to inadvertantly baffle someone by performing
an action which seems impossible and succeeding in whatever you are
trying to do.
Example of use: Yup...you've been poobed (after losing a no lose situation
to someone)
There are many other uses of the word poob, but it is impossible to write them all down, but that is poobism in a nutshell...peace of mind, a good heart and much more, on sale:XXXXX
Sorry, due to popular demand, the pric of Poobar has been raised from $14.99 to a rental price of $49.99/day. Or, you you can rent your very own Poob for a whole week for only $69.99. And if you act now, not only will you own a Poob for a week, We'll also give you this free shamee...That's right...a Shamee, for all your Poobar washing needs!!!
Click Here to Write a letter Requesting your very own Poobar