QUOTES
Music produces a kind of pleasure
which human nature
cannot do without.
- Confucius
" We Gladly Feast On Those
Who Would Subdue Us "
-Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams
I don't know if God exists, but
it would
be better for His reputation if He didn't."
--Jules Renard
Because I could not stop for death -
He kindly stopped for me The carriage held
but just ourselves - And immortality.
--Emily Dickinson
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered
that we have heard only
oneside of the case.God has written all
the books.
--Samuel Butler
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
I don't like to commit myself about
heaven and hell - you see,
I have freinds in both places.
--Mark
Twain
Of the delights of this world,man cares most for sexual
intercourse, yet he has left it out of
his heaven.
--Mark Twain
Dorothy asked the Scarecrow, 'How can
you talk if
you haven't got a brain?' She looked
at him puzzled.
The Scarecrow answered, 'Some people without
brains do an awful lot of talking.'" -Wizard
of Oz
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but
I'm not the only one."
-John Lennon
Thousands of candles can
be
lighted from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not
be shortened. Happiness never
decreases by being shared.
-BUDDHA
A wasted youth is better by far than a
wise and productive old age.
--- Meat Loaf
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor
fainted.
-- Anonymous
Did you ever notice when you
blow in a dog's face he gets
mad at you? But when
you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone
We come to love not by finding a perfect
person, but by learning to see an
imperfect
person perfectly.
-- Anonymous
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't
got the guts to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg
Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons
If it were weren't forpickpockets,
I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
"When a child
loves you for a long, long time . . .
REALLY loves
you,
then you become
Real.
Generally, by
the time you are real,
most of your
hair has been loved off,
and your eyes
drop out
and you get loose
in the joints
and very shabby,
But these things
don't matter at all,
because once
you are real,
you can't be
ugly,
except to people
who don't understand."
-Velveteen Rabbit
Piglet sidled up behind Pooh.
'Pooh,' he whispered.
'Yes, Piglet?'
'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.
'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"
-Winnie-the-Pooh
A. A. Milne
"Sex is evil.
Evil is sin.
Sin is forgiven,
So sex is in."
Abstract art: a product of the untalented
sold by the unprincipled to the utterly
bewildered.
-- Al Capp
We always believe our first love is our
last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous
Even death is not to be feared by one
who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha
...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words
Love begins with a smile, grows with a
kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous
Immature love says: "I love you because
I need you." Mature love says: "I need
you
because I love you."
-- Erich Fromm
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have
a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
"Love is blind, but friendship closes
its eyes."
-unknown
"Remember friends as you pass by,
As you are now so once was I.
As low as I you once must be,
Prepare yourself and follow me."
-Gravestone from the 1800s
"I hate quotations."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson