QUOTES
 Music produces a kind of pleasure
which human nature
cannot do without.
 - Confucius
 
" We Gladly Feast On Those
         Who Would Subdue Us "
                                     -Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams
 
I don't know if God exists,  but it would
be better for His reputation if He didn't."
--Jules Renard
 
                       Because I could not stop for death -
        He kindly stopped for me The carriage held
              but just ourselves - And immortality.
                                                    --Emily Dickinson
 
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only
oneside of the case.God has written all the books.
--Samuel Butler
 
I drink to make other people interesting.
                             --George Jean Nathan
 
I don't like to commit myself about
heaven and hell - you see,
I have freinds in both places.
      --Mark Twain
 
          Of the delights of this world,man cares most for sexual
intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
   --Mark Twain
 
Dorothy asked the Scarecrow, 'How can you talk if
 you haven't got a brain?' She looked at him puzzled.
The Scarecrow answered, 'Some people without
brains do an awful lot of talking.'" -Wizard of Oz
 
  "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
-John Lennon
 
   Thousands of candles can be
                        lighted from a single candle,
                      and the life of the candle will not
                       be shortened. Happiness never
                         decreases by being shared.
                                -BUDDHA
 
A wasted youth is better by far than a
wise and productive old age.
 --- Meat Loaf
 
 Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
                                                 -- Anonymous
 
 
Did you ever notice when you
  blow in a dog's face he gets
  mad at you? But when
 you take him in a car
 he sticks his head out the window.
                                                  -- Steve Bluestone
 
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an
       imperfect person perfectly.
            -- Anonymous
 
 
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who  haven't
 got the guts to bite people themselves.
          -- August Strindberg
 
Never raise your hands to your kids.            
It leaves your groin unprotected.
                                                                  -- Red Buttons
 
If it were weren't forpickpockets,
I'd have no sex life at all.
                                                                        -- Rodney Dangerfield
 
     "When a child loves you for a long, long time . . .
     REALLY loves you,
     then you become Real.
     Generally, by the time you are real,
     most of your hair has been loved off,
     and your eyes drop out
     and you get loose in the joints
     and very shabby,
     But these things don't matter at all,
     because once you are real,
     you can't be ugly,
     except to people who don't understand."
                 -Velveteen Rabbit
 
Piglet sidled up behind Pooh.
         'Pooh,' he whispered.
         'Yes, Piglet?'
         'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.
         'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"
                 -Winnie-the-Pooh
                     A. A. Milne
 
"Sex is evil.
     Evil is sin.
     Sin is forgiven,
     So sex is in."
 
 
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly
       bewildered.
            -- Al Capp
 
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
            -- Anonymous
 
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
            -- Buddha
 
...the fog is rising.
            -- Emily Dickinson, dying words
 
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
            -- Anonymous
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need
       you because I love you."
            -- Erich Fromm
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
            -- Charles Pierce
 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
         -- Redd Foxx
 
"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
                                  -unknown
"Remember friends as you pass by,
                        As you are now so once was I.
                        As low as I you once must be,
                       Prepare yourself and follow me."
                           -Gravestone from the 1800s
 
"I hate quotations."
                            -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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