which drugs are best to have sex on?

In this article we ask: which drugs are best to have sex on? And we answer the question too.

Alcohol: makes you horny, but has been known to cause brewer's droop, so inadvisable for sex.
Mitsuishopp : Having had a lot of experience in drinking copious quantities of lager, I can make an informed statement that although alcohol is good when you're on the pull (especially if the person you're trying to pull has had a bit too much) when you get back into a bedroom situation, performance problems may prevail, I know!


Cocaine and heroin: I lump these in together, because they're both fucking dangerous and addictive, and therefore not really reccomended. I've never taken either, but from reading Will Self and Irvine Welsh novels (always a good source of education) it seems they're pretty shit for sex anyway: heroin kills your sex drive and cocaine makes you impotent.
Mitsubishopp: Cocaine: You'd have difficulty, but it wouldn't be impossible. It's not unknown for people to put Charlie on the Clitoris/Bellend to "heighten the stimulation" (apparently). Smack, never had it, or know anyone who has.


Speed. Never taken this either (God I sound inexperienced) but apparently it shrinks your dick: not good.
Mitsubishopp: Speed: No hope of having sex at all, you'll never get it up, I have enough difficulty pissing! It's a case of "Anyone got any tweezers?"


Amyl Nitrate aka poppers: I have taken these, and they have a very brief effect. You get horny, dizzy and fall over, then after about ten seconds it wears off. Big with homosexuals, as it relaxs your anus. Not really my favourite sex drug.
Mitsubishopp: Don't like poppers, and I've never had anal sex, so I can't really offer much of an opinion on this one


MDMA aka ecstacy aka pills aka a composite of talcum powder and horse tranquilisers: presuming you do actually get MDMA in your pill, this comes with some reccomendation. Quite a nice drug anyway, it makes you horny and considering you can dance all night long... think about it.
Mitsubishopp: Ecstasy, Yeah assuming you get MDMA: but I still can't get a hard-on myself, I've tried


Cannabis aka dope, weed, blow, draw etc: brilliant sex drug! Not the skunk variety, as you're both liable to just fall asleep, but the regular, which makes you feel all sensual and nice!


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