lyricism beyond the call of duty
In this article I simply share with you some of the more delicious hip hop lyrics I have heard. Nothing more, nothing less. If you're easily offended then fuck off you scrotum licker, go suck some sphincter.
"I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone"- J-Ro from Only when I'm Drunk, by the Alkaholiks
"We dig deeper than Freddy West"- Spyce on going underground by the Brotherhood
"Came out rapping when I was born, momma said rock it till the break of dawn" - Beastie Boys Body Movin
"While you be imitating Al Capone, I be Nina Simone, defecating on your microphone" - L Boogie on the song Ready or Not
"Leave those fancy clothes up to the Pope/ listing your personal possessions in your liner notes"- El-P on Collude/Intrude by Company Flow
"Got em knocking on my door like Jehovah"- Charli Baltimore on Money
"Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street, only cop with a rope chain walkin the beat"- Car Thief by the Beasties
"All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide"- from My name is by Eminem
"Turn the other cheek and I'll break your fucking chin" RZA on Protect ya Neck by the Wu Tang
"My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm/ Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms/ Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra/ My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo"- Dr Octagon aka Kool Keith aka Dr Dooom on the secret track at the end of Ecolygyst
"Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas"- B Real on I wanna get high by Cypress Hill
"No Batman and Robin, can't tell between the cops and the robbers, they both partners, they all heartless with no conscience" Mos Def on Respiration by Black Star
" The minute they see me, fear me I'm the epitome - a public enemy/ Used, abused without clues I refused to blow a fuse/ They even had it on the news"- Chuck D on Don't Believe the Hype by Public Enemy
"Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts/ Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft/ Check the print, it's where veterans spark the letterings/ Slow moving MC's is waitin for the editin" -Genius/GZA on Duel of the Iron Mics
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