Mrs T and Mr T: who would win in a fight?
Perhaps a slightly dated question to be asking, but it's a generational thing: I used to watch the A team when that bitch was in power. If you were born at the wrong time, just don't read the article.
Mr T: a friendly chap with a penchant for gold jewellery who used to work in children's TV.
Mrs T: a fucking psychopath who single handedly fucked the British economy. General Augustus Pinochet, one of the most evil bastards mankind has ever had the misfortune to spawn, is her homie and her son is a gun runner.
Conclusion: not a very difficult question to answer, so not a very long article. It's blatantly obvious, unless you have some stupid idea that all black people are harder than all white people, that that bitch would kick that childrens actor's arse right out of the ring. "I rest my case as I lay down the place", as the Rebel MC said (Note to Ed: could you check that it was Rebel MC, not MC Hammer or some other wackass bitch?)
Add to, take the piss out of, or point out the glaringly bullshit in, this article