minor royal wedding commemorative quiz

Q1. Two rich people get married: who gives a shit?

Q2. Give one example of a productive thing a member of the royalty has done in the last 30 years

Q3. How many small furry animals were killed by members of the royal family last year?

Q4. Would the Queen Mum still be alive if she had to survive on a state pension?

Q5. Wouldn't you shag around if you had all that time on your hands?

Q6. Prince Charles: why?

Q7. Name one man who the Princess of Wales did not have sex with

Q8. Roughly how many extra hospitals could we build with the taxes now spent on the royal family's alcohol, hunting and cocaine habits?

Q9. What have the royal family actually done to promote tourism, other than go on holidy a lot?

Answers on a postcard, the first out of the hat gets a commemorative mug

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