contributor profiles
Tobias Flinch the ring leader of the small yet perfectly formed probe posse, he is responsible for editing, coding and designing this reputable organ. He has just graduated in air conditioning at Sheffield University, and now lives in Nepal, in a mountain hut. He is a devout Buddhist and does not take any drugs, eat meat or consume dairy products. He wears a mesh over his mouth at all times, so as not to accidentally eat and kill any flies.
Mitsubishopp "Mitsi" is a twelve year old who frequents dodgy bars and clubs in the darker areas of The Vatican City. He is an albino who choses to dye his hair pink and wear women's clothing. His experiences of drug taking are not through choice, the drug dealers of The Vatican force feed him pills and speed and lock him in rooms full of marijuana smoke. He writes for funky mf in the hope that someone may at some point rescue him from the terror of the smallest country in the world in the middle of Rome.
Dr. Iniquious Sable A twisted, bitter man. He lives in a dark castle on his own island, somewhere in the Caribbean. He holds a ph.D. in garden design which he recieved for his thesis "Gooseberrys: The Evil Fruit". He now hangs around his castle, conducting hideous genetic experiments and thinking up ways to take over the world. He enjoys plotting, scheming, and biding his time.
Dope Arse MC Rudeboy Raggamuffin by day, coke-snorting society flyboy by night. The Dopesta' has come along since he was found abandoned as a baby in a gold larme box at Clapham station. Raised by the drummer from Aswad, he abandonned his musical career to go and work in the stock market. When not labouring on the city floor, or toasting in the back alleys of Brixton, Dope Arse MC strives to uncover the truth behind the mysterious 'HRH' tattoo on his left buttock.
None of these strange individuals have ever met in the flesh; it is questionable whether all of them actually exist, or whether in fact they are just strange computer viruses, manifesting themselves only the internet.