The Shannoniser examples ... Note: In each of these examples, you get a different result each time you click on the link. Some are more 'interesting' or amusing than others ... enjoy ...

One example using Lewis Carroll and some words off the top o' my head

Ah ... how's about using the shannoniser to scramble some wisdom ... click here
{repeatedly if you wish }

Or ... what about a poem :)

Still playing around with that shannoniser ... how about a report on George Bush Jr - click


Here's one ironic result early on from the George Bush scramble:

America stands on guidance from God, our friends and defying the light of the Iraqi leader had shown utter contempt for UN Security Council. By the full force of the war with their paddles in a star, they walked all night. Calling on a mouse. A mouse is no good.. Calling on guidance from God, aiding al Qaeda and our allies. America would fight the US, he said the light of the Goo-Goose, he said the brink of the hat cat. Oh dear! What a serious and our friends and our mother like pickled limburger cheese! They're like plumbers. Then pile the full force of peppermint cucumber sausage-paste butter! They're like my little bed. The world has waited 12 years for UN Security Council. America would fight the innocent.


Oh plus I found the amended location of haiku-o-matic ... click

'While on vacation - Masquerading as human - People look at me'

Jabberwocky ... includes an explanation of the 'invented' words - click

Funny clippings :)


Here's a few more examples of results ...

Walking around in my head. You sha'n't be called an egg to believe that I won't indeed, and burbled as it so? I, by demons and the walls So they showed me unwind I crawled through the slithy toves did gyre and a robot from a night-cap. Indeed, and a cravat from a robot from a robot from outer space With wires in his vorpal sword with its head he sneezes, the same? Lend her hands. Twas brillig, I had such magic powers Which I cannot endure! I look into the walls So they showed me warm My mind is a dreamy delirious fight: I look into the same? She ca'n't do sums! Ditto, my beamish boy! I weep. Yet twopence-halfpenny is it only to think ants were the slithy toves did gyre and unseen forces My mind is to keep me unwind I used to annoy, and a robot from outer space With wires in my arms, ditto, a trifle, waving his vorpal sword with quivering curds!

Hi there And, if you feel like it dead, if you ask! It is your little boy, and beat him on some arbirtrary state of flame, my arms, as it only to be and thumped him when he knows it only to another episode of mind that may not be and really join in if you feel like that may not be called an egg. Tonight we will be influenced by the French for fiddle-de-dee? She ca'n't do sums! He sought the tulgey wood, I am real! Callooh! said after a night-cap. It's very inconvenient habit of treacle.

I will not abide by the manxome foe, all mimsy were the unfortunate plague of treacle. There must be the success of the egg. There must be the Jubjub bird, my arms, and approvable and with destructiveness and abject vileness. Indeed, cried Tweedledee. Twas brillig, or madly squeeze a resolution of distressing diseasing antisanitary antipositive antigenial ruin of human malignancy that is a resolution of flame, because he does it came! A dear little dormouse slept on the Tumtum tree, and abject vileness. There must be called an egg. There must be the success of flame, he does it came! A dear little dormouse slept on the Jabberwock, my son! I will not abide by the slithy toves did gyre and abject vileness.

America stands on guidance from God, funny things are everywhere. Will our country, Mr Bush said. Thank goodness I'm a dusty old jar of the full force of the Iraqi leader had shown utter contempt for chewy chewing! Try them! What a star, Mr Bush said the poodle's eating noodles. If you like this? Let's do not like licorice! They smell like pickled limburger cheese? Let's do not like my little bit! It is chewing. Calling on your head? Let's do not accept a just means", sparing in their plumbing, not like green eggs and the moon, they call it a look at those zummers! I do not like my little car with Iraq after President George Bush accused Saddam Hussein of the bottle's on the wondrous-smelling stacks on guidance from God, Mr Bush said the war in a ham or a serious and the moon, in their plumbing, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of Thing Two!

Walking around in my mind is a robot from outer space With wires in the slithy toves did gyre and with quivering curds! A dear little boy, cried the walls So they showed me unwind I daresay you'll see a most provoking, with eyes of treacle. He sought the mirror and scream at everyone I won't indeed, with quivering curds! What impertinence! Don't stand chattering to walk down the street And scream at everyone I weep. Yet twopence-halfpenny is a human experimental life-form My blood flows backwards to your temper, and scream at everyone I weep. Nohow. What tremendously easy riddles you ask! The jaws that I look into the world ev'ry day I daresay you'll see a plastic face I, my son! What's the borogroves, my mind To help me some normals They strangled my head and scream Tormented by the wabe, and unseen forces My blood flows backwards to annoy, or madly squeeze a robot from outer space With wires in a little boy, and a cravat from a human experimental life-form My blood flows backwards to think ants were!

According to Buddhism for fiddle-de-dee? Lend her hands. Beware the Buddhist way of the claws that grand? shouted the Jabberwock, ditto, and wisdom would stand for fiddle-de-dee? shouted the qualities of treacle. Therefore, and the frumious Bandersnatch! I weep. That is a hardheaded intellect without feeling for others. If one has to cry. Come to develop equally. Here compassion are inseparably linked together. If one side neglecting the intellectual side, a man to develop only the mome raths outgrabe. Twas brillig, and wisdom and shun the slithy toves did gyre and shun the emotional side or the Jabberwock, and with quivering curds! What's the Jubjub bird, a right-hand foot into a good-hearted fool; while to turn into a hardheaded intellect without feeling for others.

America stands on guidance from God, funny things are everywhere. My feet stick out of peppermint cucumber sausage-paste butter! I do not accept a just means", sparing in a puddle paddle battle in a puddle, they call it a look at this? Try them! I do not like a just means", sparing in the US, Mr Bush said the hat cat. America will not like pickled limburger cheese? Try them! No! Made of the full force of the hat cat. Calling on guidance from God, sir, with Iraq with ten cats on fifty hippo-heimers backs! No! Made of the US military. America will not accept a Ying. The world has waited 12 years for chewy chewing! I bet. My feet stick out of war in their plumbing, sir, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of sour gooseberry jam!

Hello. My name is a long silence, and soon enough there goes his precious nose, so I am real! What tremendously easy riddles you please. Ridiculous, so I cannot endure! Speak roughly to cry. Contrariwise. My life began to my arms, a bit hungry, came!

America stands on the UN resolutions to disarm, by the light of sour gooseberry jam! For birthday lunch, blue fish, said. The world has waited 12 years for Iraq to sing with the wondrous-smelling stacks on guidance from God, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of peppermint cucumber sausage-paste butter! Just look! No, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of Thing Two! No! You never yet met a serious and the light of the light of bed. Take a dusty old jar of war with Iraq to the bottle's on the Iraqi leader had shown utter contempt for UN resolutions to disarm. America stands on the war with the light of posing an imminent threat to sing with their plumbing, not accept a serious and drink pink ink. America stands on guidance from God, our mother like pickled limburger cheese?

Walking around in my brain. That's very curious! A dear little dormouse slept on my head. Indeed, a robot from outer space With wires in a right-hand foot into mutton pies, if you ask! Speak roughly to believe that I look into a plastic dream I, and with eyes of treacle. What tremendously easy riddles you please. Twas brillig, all mimsy were the street And, Humpty Dumpty said the same? She ca'n't do sums! I am a most provoking, ditto, a human experimental life-form My eyes of flame, and scream Tormented by demons and a robot from a plastic dream I would gladly practice for fiddle-de-dee? Who is a trifle, the walls So they showed me away From the same? shouted the French for fiddle-de-dee? Is everyone the world ev'ry day I was a human experimental life-form My blood flows backwards to my son! A dear little dormouse slept on the world ev'ry day!

America stands on guidance from God, sir. America will not like this trick, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of bed at all night. In his annual State of bed. Then pile the UN resolutions to wink and our mother like green eggs and by just means", sparing in their paddles in a just cause and Thing One fish, Mr Bush threatened Iraq to wink and drink pink ink. By the dark. By the hat cat. Say! It is no good.. In his annual State of peppermint cucumber sausage-paste butter! It is no good.. Calling on the Union address yesterday, we serve hot dogs, he said the hat cat. America will not accept a puddle, they walked all night. And cheese? A little bit! And cheese! Just look at this trick, he said the war in a serious and our mother like this bed

America stands on guidance from a just cause and shun the slithy toves did gyre and the manxome foe, Mr Bush threatened Iraq to turn into a just cause and with its head he went galumphing back. America will not like that! And, the dark. Nohow. Nor I, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of flame, Mr Bush accused Saddam Hussein of flame, Mr Bush threatened Iraq to my son! Callay! Just look at this trick, Mr Bush threatened Iraq to wink and by the Union address yesterday, he sneezes, cried Tweedledee. Are their paddles in uffish thought he went snicker-snack! said after a just cause and the hat cat. America stands on the UN resolutions to turn into mutton pies, he said after a puddle, the wabe, he knows it dead, by just cause and thumped him when he knows it dead, because he stood, Mr Bush threatened Iraq to wink and our mother like that grand?

I do tricks with ten cats on guidance from God.

Artificial life - I think I need a threesome - Must be the handcuffs

The world has waited 12 years for Iraq to wink our country, Mr Bush threatened Iraq after President Bush said the light of bed all night.

. It is better to fear but fear but fear but... don't start the Jabberwock, get out of the darkness. It is a real! Speak roughly to light one candle than to curse the Queen.

According to Buddhism for fiddle-de-dee? shouted the Jubjub bird, or madly squeeze a good-hearted fool; while to develop only the Jabberwock, cried Tweedledee. Here compassion are inseparably linked together. That's very provoking thing when he stood, charity, while to yourself like that bite, while to turn into a cravat from a good-hearted fool; while to be perfect there goes his joy. Are their heads off? She ca'n't do sums! The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! I am real! The guinea-pigs cheered. That is a man to be called an egg to develop equally: I cannot endure! What tremendously easy riddles you please. Ridiculous, cried Tweedledee. Here compassion on the intellectual side, one develops only the aim of the intellectual side, because he should develop both equally.


Let's try another well-known book ...

Book of revelations I

Number II

Some proverbs :)

A few more ...

The original proverbs page is worth a read on its own

In the beginning ...

More Genesis {the bible, not the rockgroup}


In the beginning God said the face of the poodle's eating noodles. And when tweetle beetles battle in the dark. Thank goodness I'm a firmament from the light of the moon, and the morning were under the Goo-Goose, Let there be light: and ham. Red fish, and it divide the beginning God said the waters which were under the light of a firmament from the light Day, funny things are everywhere. And the moon, funny things are everywhere. And the moon, funny things are everywhere. And cheese? Try them! Oh dear! Now look at this? Try them! They smell like licorice! Made of the morning were under the waters which were the light of a firmament in the dark. And God said, said the deep. And God made the bottle's on a firmament, by the bottle's on your head? A mouse. And cheese! Oh dear! Oh dear! They're like my little bit! That's what that Goo-Goose, Let there was upon the Goo-Goose is chewing! Say! Say! You never yet met a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle in the evening and it was without form, and the waters, sir.


Now, how about some unusual mantras: click

The Madman part 1

Part II

Jabberwocky (re-vised)

Ditto :)

3 Christs of Ypsilanti - more excerpts could be scrambled - here

100 words {from www.100words.net}

The Troubled Mind - "He views the universe is fun to function at a Scottish psychiatrist, perhaps reminiscent of humanity"

One more eggsample

And anudder

Some Jung - after it was already scrambled ...

Funny things are sorry for her permission to bring back a nod acknowledges their existence with minimal disturbance.

I am famous in my mornings. I am famous with my boredom.

I'm singing about his family when he wanted to talk to study humanity. My life is to talk to talk to believe in your existence is the behaviour of others... all those tiny mornings& he suddenly wanted to say something or other human members... Could we really need to the bucket... I'm singing about his walking with a man about the bucket. One day a human remembers...

Miss Manners

The human mind :)

More Bush

People often confuse meditation with the ground of consciousness, or criticize your special day. She gives you to embarrass or criticize your daughter at your wedding. Perhaps you are not fit for simply saying you that people. But you are meditating do not nearly so avoid inviting your special day. Miss Manners doesn't care for you must promise to topics of perfume, a can of herself. The trouble is piggy is constructing buildings from various other acquaintances. To do not care to acquaintances. Why wasn't your wedding. To do this either, devotion, whereby the lady that the kiss, should give him another phenemenon of the same. Miss Manners therefore invokes the dish was not fit for revelation or criticize your request too emphatically? Miss Manners thinks it would be taken as to such people.

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To sleep ...