Ok, the next morning when she wakes up next to you nekkid, she will have no choice but to fall in love with you. Now the hard part, keeping that bitch in check.


One thing you have to remember is that a woman isnt happy unless she is in control. So the trick is to take charge while making her think she is in control. Now this takes a lot of willpower to pull off, but well worth it. There will be times when you just feel like saying "Get your bitch~ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!", but you cant. The worst part is, this usually lasts for about a month, and most guys dont make it that far. But in the end, its all good. Just think, after about a month of putting up with her shit, you can put the smack down. I use a little trick of my own I like to call "Little Squirt". Thats right, after that month is up, I like to go out and get real drunk, come home, make love like monkeys on top of the microwave, and get her pregnant. Then we will see who is going to go out at night. Who is cooking, cleaning, etc......



Ok, I just rtelized something. This is not the way to treat a woman. That would be mean and crule. Women are so sweet, beautiful, and caring. So whatever you do, do it for your woman. Because no one is smarter, stronger, or more beautiful than she is. Now I must go. I have to cook dinner and clean the house before my woman comes home. Id hate for the guys to see me get beat up agian.