#poser Interview


Name:

Turminal_Illness

Homepage:

http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/fatbit/57/index.html

Email:

[email protected]



If you were stranded on an island with a beautiful woman and one other thing of your choice, what would that thing be and why?


Another beautiful women, cause then id have 2! or Maybe a puter, cause they are neat, but the sand would mess it up - and i hafta have a really long phone cord.



Where do you live?


At my house... Great Bend Ks



Name one thing that has been under your bed for more than a month.


There was one of my girlfriends bras... now there is just a picture that i drew but never did anything with - and a wrapper off of a KMFDM cd cause i didnt want my rents i was spending money again



Spit or swallow?


Yes - all the time



What is your favorite homepage and why.


Hotmail.com - cause without it, porno pusherz couldnt get a hold of me, and i would never hear updates on the best way to make $$$ for free at home, by working only 2 hours a day, using only a stapler, a stick of gum, and an anonymous emailer.



What kind of computer are you running?

1. Pentium 100 mhz 16 megs of ram -nicknamed HAL and it belongs to my parents
2. A 486 Dell Dimesion XP with 8 megs of ram running win 3.1, an external 14.4 modem and a thing that lets me hook my calculator to my puter - nick named Jobe: The Lawnmower Man
3. A 286 KLH laptop with 2 megs of ram and an external 9600 baud modem... u dont even wanna know what i do with it - nicknamed Methuzela, cause it will live to be 265 years old



If you had to describe yourself with 4 or less words, what would they be?


Slacker - Alone - non Sleeper - funny



Whats your favorite room, besides #poser?


#teens4jesus - cause we started a war with them one night that is still ongoing & #sexpics - cause... uh, well, >ahem<.. ya



Poop - sink or float?


After McDonald's - Float
After those beans in a bowel of chili - sink



What color underwear are you wearing right now?


red



If you died today, what would you want people to remember you for?


The fact that one time a gave a girl a multiple orgasm with my finger...



Where do you see yourself in 10 years?


In front of a puter... but with beard (cause pubes REWL!) and a wife - in New York, or Hobart Indiana :-)