LETTERS
to Hugo Throck
Subject: Re: Real Movies and Sounds of Space Creatures
From: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1998 15:56:06 EDT
Hey Hugo,
Just wanted to write to you and tell you that I thought your
web site was @#$#$%!@�cool! �But I don't think it even
comes close to your "Poems Inspired by Poverty and Beer."
"I fell asleep and I was dead
Washed along the River Bed
My body creeped and then it sped
And now I lie here
Decaying."
@#!$%#^#@�Genius Man!!!!!!!
Q'Plach!
Wife Eust�n
Subject: Re: Real Movies and Sounds of Space Creatures
From: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 22:46:49 EDT
Dear hugo,
� � I don't know who you are. �Please don't ever contact me again.
Nothing personal, you understand.
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �Thanks,
� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � Jake Daehler
Subject: IMPOSTOR!!!!
From: PIXIEGUNN
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1998 00:28:12 EDT
WHY WE SHOULD ALL WEAR ALIEN IMPOSTOR MASKS:
YOU ARE AN ALIEN.
YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS AN ALIEN.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE ABDUCTED.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ABDUCTED AGAIN.
YOU KNOW THAT ALIENS CONTROL THE EARTH.
YOU KNOW THE ALIENS WEAR MASKS.
YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THEM.
YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR THEM.
YOU ARE TRYING TO GET WORK AS AN ACTOR.
YOU ARE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY.
YOU ARE BORED.
YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE.
YOU WANT TO SCARE SOMEONE.
YOU NEED A CHANGE.
YOU CAN'T STAND LIFE ON EARTH ANYMORE.
YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN TO ANOTHER PLANET.
YOU WANT TO STEAL A U.F.O.
YOU NEED SOMETHING TO DO.
YOU ALWAYS WEAR A MASK.
YOU ARE KINKY.
YOU HAVE A PLAN.
YOU WANT TO GET EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL.
YOU WANT TO GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB.
YOU HAVE ALIEN PARENTS.
YOU WANT TO TRICK YOUR SISTER OR BROTHER.
YOU ARE NOT WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED.
YOU ARE HIDING FROM THE PAPARAZZI.
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FACE IN ANY PICTURES.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE REGOGNIZED.
YOU DON'T WANT TO FIT IN ANYWHERE.
YOU NOTICE EVERYONE ELSE IS WEARING ONE.
YOU JUST FEEL LIKE IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A REASON.
YOU MAY NOT BE HERE TOMORROW.
YOU ARE ORDERED TO DO SO.
YOU ARE COMPELLED TO DO SO.
YOU WILL DO IT EVENTUALLY ANYWAY.
YOU CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S AN URGE.
YOU SHOULD.
YOU MUST.
YOU WILL.
YOU ARE REACHING OUT.
YOU ARE HOLDING A POSTER.
YOU ARE CUTTING OUT A MASK.
YOU ARE PUTTING IT ON.
YOU ARE AN ALIEN.
YOU ARE AN ALIEN.
YOU ARE AN ALIEN.
YOU ARE AN ALIEN!!
Date: 98-08-20 10:53:29 EDT
From: [email protected] (She-Ra)
To: [email protected]
>this was brilliant. it looks nice, loads quickly... i love it!!!
>yougo, you is a god...
>
>love, melpomene