Hugo Throck's Truth Part 3

Truth Part 3

by Hugo Throck

Sensitive Hands

Kenny, depicted above flying
saucily through the air,
provided me with many a
happy evening. In humanoid
form, he had very gentle hands.

Having been married to three seperate aliens, I feel obliged to speak out against the stereotype of the unfeeling, cold alien. Kenny (depicted above) would make me romantic dinners and take me out for evenings dancing. Fabio, a 2,000-year-old stud from Orion, would whisper sweet nothings in my ear. My third wife and I are recently divorced, and the pain is still too strong for me to even talk about him yet. But he was no brute!

The one alien stereotype which, sadly, I find to be accurate is that they are sneaky and adept at hiding.

WITNESS!

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