Elf Master is Kate Kalium Dragon is Andrew Kalium Dragon: mew. Elf Master: nyao? Kalium Dragon: prrr-rowr. Elf Master: ::blinks rapidly, tilts head, confused:: Kalium Dragon: ::washes paws, rubs against kate in the process:: Kalium Dragon: Wellllll, I'm done now. .^_^. Elf Master: You are a very weird person.... ::starts running around in circles, Meowing:: Kalium Dragon: ::tries to follow, breaks neck:: Elf Master: No! Don't break neck! Kalium Dragon: errr... ::fixes neck?:: Elf Master: ahh... ::takes out magic glowing wand:: Elf Master: ::waves it around and sparkles appear:: Elf Master: Nyao! Everyone is happy ^_^x Kalium Dragon: It's like scrubbing bubbles! Elf Master: Bubbles! ::jumps into a nearby pond:: Kalium Dragon: why does everyone do that???? Elf Master: ::climbs out of pond:: Do what? Kalium Dragon: jumps into ponds... Kalium Dragon: ::uses light magic to dry kate off:: Elf Master: ::splashes water onto Kalium::: Kalium Dragon: dork. ::splashes water back:: Kalium Dragon: In the best way, of course... Elf Master: ::Jumps back into pond:: Elf Master: ::getting Kalium wet:: Kalium Dragon: grrrr.... there they go again- hey! Elf Master: ^_^ Elf Master: Us members of the Pirate Kitten Club fear no water! Kalium Dragon: You got past the membership commity?????? Kalium Dragon: I was only 85% cool.... Elf Master: oh yeah! I got a flag and a eye patch too! Kalium Dragon: sigh... Kalium Dragon: Yeah well, FOUR ONIONS!!!!!! Elf Master: Nyao? Kalium Dragon: grrr, only club I can get into. Kalium Dragon: long story. ask daniel sometime. Elf Master: Poor Andrews.. Kalium Dragon: All 1.5 of us... Kalium Dragon: okay. ::puts on happy face:: better now. Elf Master: Well I figure everyone is more then one person... Most people just aren't more then one person in an insane way... ::re-reads message::Nyao? Kalium Dragon: true. Kalium Dragon: by that I meant an actual face. Elf Master: Hai! Kalium Dragon: please, continue. Elf Master: Continue...? ::takes out glowing wand and stares at it:: Kalium Dragon: uh... what exactly do you plan to do with that? Elf Master: Glowy wand! ::runs around in circles waving it around:: Its Shinny! Kalium Dragon: indeed. Elf Master: ::Puts it in a near by rose bush:: heh he! Elf Master: ::Rose vines start to grow rapidly:: Kalium Dragon: roses... I like roses. they're pretty, but sharp- eh? Elf Master: Sharp! Yes! ::Vines start flying in every direction crushing everything:: Sharp! Fun! Kalium Dragon: err... whee.. pain (my bones!) Elf Master: ::jumps onto giant rose:: I'm off to go take over an island where I can raise dragons and fairies and other cool creatures! Wanna come along? Kalium Dragon: very much so. Elf Master: ::giant rose appears behind Andrew:: Hop on! Kalium Dragon: ::hops:: Elf Master: Heh he!! Onward! :::plants start traveling in a random direction:: To Victory and Dragon! And Gnomes! Elf Master: NYAO! Kalium Dragon: and people like this! http://home.sprintmail.com/~aurorapriest/dot6.htm Elf Master: yes, and people like that Kalium Dragon: and domed cities, and elves, and alchemist and-* WELL LOOK AT IT GOLDARNIT! Elf Master: ::tilts head and frowns:: Kalium Dragon: she's a trumpet scout! ::smile smile:: !!!!! Elf Master: Doomed cities... ::shruggs and smiles:: Okay! And wolf people! Kalium Dragon: domed kate, domed Elf Master: And doomed! Kalium Dragon: as in, having hemispheric roofs. Kalium Dragon: NO! NO DOOMED! Kalium Dragon: wolf people, yes. Elf Master: Poor doomed cities... going to be swallowed up by the black swamp waters... ::sways happily:: Kalium Dragon: many children must die... ::sways along happily:: Elf Master: ::hits andrew:: You're just mean! Kalium Dragon: no melting children? ;_; Elf Master: No melting children! Unless... they happen to be Phoenix Children, in which case they melt and turn into fire birds Kalium Dragon: well, I guess if we have lots of those... Kalium Dragon: and some trumpet scouts, it'll be okay... Elf Master: Birds all over the place! Children can melt into dolphins too! And Rainbow Fish! And Trees! Heh he ::starts singing about melting children:: Kalium Dragon: melted children, melted children, melted children all around... Elf Master: Nyao! NyyyyyaaaaaoooooOOOO Kalium Dragon: fire, fire everyone loves fire, fire, fire, everyone loves me... Elf Master: ::licks lips:: Can I be wizard? Elf Master: A wizard cat! Elf Master: Heh he! Kalium Dragon: yes, yes you can, kate. Kalium Dragon: ::gives her wizard hat:: Elf Master: Yeash! ::jumps up and down!:: Swweeet Elf Master: All the kitten fairies can come to our island Kalium Dragon: ::nods, smilingly:: Elf Master: ::Starts meowing innocence:: Kalium Dragon: kate, seriously, are feeling okay? Elf Master: Kate is fine.... hehehehe Kalium Dragon: okay, just checking. I mean sad, or such. Elf Master: ::starts crying:: I don't wanna go back to school! Kalium Dragon: WAHH!!!!! me neither... Elf Master: School bad! Butterflies Die! !_! Kalium Dragon: meow? Elf Master: On this island no butterflies shall die! YYAAARRRGG! ::destroys a nearby rock:: Kalium Dragon: what flutterbys? Kalium Dragon: daniel's butterflies died too. now he's... different. Elf Master: The butterflies that fly around your head to keep you somewhat innocent ::tilts head confused:: You don't have them? Or do you have the irridesant hummingbirds? Elf Master: Hummingbirds! ::flock of hummingbirds appear:: Kalium Dragon: no, well maybe one.. OOOOHHH!! FLOCKS OF HUMMINGBIRDS!!! Kalium Dragon: are they ATTACK hummingbirds!!!?!?!??? Kalium Dragon: pleez???!!! Elf Master: Yeash! We're going to got take over the island together! TO Victory and Dragons! And Gnomes! And freedom for oppressed kittens everywhere! Kalium Dragon: heh heh... poked to death by millions of tiny beaks.... Elf Master: ::does backflip:: heh he! Kalium Dragon: FREEDOM!!!! (and beak-marks!) Elf Master: And kittens! Kalium Dragon: yesh, many kittens! Elf Master: ::Grows wings and begins to fly along with hummingbirds, Meows loudly:: Kalium Dragon: don't let them hurt you! ::worried look:: Elf Master: ::does many backflips and sommersalts:: Kalium Dragon: meeeewww... á_à Elf Master: Hummingbirds friends! ::licks nearby humminbird:: Kalium Dragon: ::hurts toungue on pointy beak:: seee?? Elf Master: Friend Hummingbird Clemence Elf Master: ::licks back not face!:: Kalium Dragon: hi, clemence. Kalium Dragon: Weird name... Elf Master: He is telepathic Kalium Dragon: Clemency: ... 2. A merciful, kind, or lenient act. 3. Mildness, especially of weather. Kalium Dragon: I like clemence already. Elf Master: Yes! Clemence good friend! Kalium Dragon: ::pets clemence:: Elf Master: Happy Kate! Kalium Dragon: I'm glad kate is happy. Elf Master: Andrew happy? Kalium Dragon: kate is making andrew happy. Elf Master: ::takes out clear blue wand Waves it around and huge bubbles appear:: Elf Master: ::shakes head excitedly, Meows, jumps into a large bubble:: Elf Master: :;starts licking inside of bubble:: Nyao! Nyao nyao nyao Kalium Dragon: ::smiles:: Elf Master: Bubbles taste like... Kalium Dragon: popcorn! Elf Master: ::pauses and thinks:: Umm... ::licks bubble again, bubble pops, Kate falls and lands back onto the giant rose:: taste! Yeah Popcorn! Kalium Dragon: .^_^. Elf Master: popcorn popcorn! ::jumps around:: Kalium Dragon: ::pat kate on the head:: settle.