SURE, GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN, BUT EVERYONE HAS TO MAKE A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE A FINAL COPY!
GOD MADE RIVERS,
GOD MADE LAKES,
GOD MADE MEN,
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!!!
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK AS BUSY AS A MAN-I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST
TIME!
MEN HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY THE EARTH, BUT WOMEN HAVE THE WISDOM
TO SAVE IT!
IF WOMEN HAVE 2 CHROMOSOMES AND MEN ONLY HAVE ONE, THEN THAT
MEANS WOMEN ARE 100% WOMEN AND MEN ARE 50% WOMEN.
I WISH MY MOM WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE SAME THING ABOUT GUYS AS SHE SAID TO ME ABOUT HORROR MOVIES WHEN I WAS FIVE-DON'T WORRY HONEY-IT'S ALL FAKE!
NEVER CRY OVER A GUY!
BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A GREATER WOMAN.
YOU HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS BEFORE YOU KISS A PRINCE.
WHEN GOD MADE MEN, SHE WAS ONLY KIDDING!
GOD CREATED DINOSAURS,
GOD DESTROYED DINOSAURS.
GOD CREATED MAN,
MAN DESTROYS GOD.
MAN CREATES DINOSAURS,
DINOSAURS DESTROY MAN...
WOMEN INHERIT THE EARTH!
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