| if you fear... | then you have... |
| Darkness.... | Achluophobia |
| Pain.... | Agliophobia |
| Spiders.... | Arachnephobia |
| Bogeymen.... | Bogeyphobia |
| Slime.... | Blennophobia |
| Cemeteries.... | Coimetrophobia |
| Insanity.... | Dementophobia |
| Demons.... | Demonophobia |
| Going to School.... | Didaskaleinophobia |
| Mirrors.... | Eisoptophobia |
| Cats.... | Elurophobia |
| Work.... | Ergophobia |
| Hell.... | Hadephobia |
| Blood.... | Hemophobia |
| Dead Things.... | Necrophobia |
| Snakes.... | Ophidiophobia |
| Friday the 13th.... | Paraskavedekatriaphobia |
| Ghosts.... | Phasmophobia |
| Tombstones.... | Placophobia |
| Shadows.... | Sciophobia |
| Halloween.... | Shamhainophobia |
| Death.... | Thanatophobia |
| Witches.... | Wicaphobia |
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-The Butthole Surfers
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-Yogi Berra
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-Dan Quayle
"Most of our future lies ahead"
-Harry S Truman
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-George Bush
"If I died in a hospital, I'd sue!"
