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           for the Discerning Psycho

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Ouch!!!

Im putting one of my songs that will be on my "Dog Day Afternoon" LP up soon. recorded in 1998 I Wrote it and played Frettless Bass on the track. stay tuned...

 

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As if.....

The Day you gave your daughter away used to be called a Wedding . . .
nowadays, its called "High School" = )

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Girls Gone WRONG!!!

Well, aside from my incoherent babblings of madness and my hypnotic psychotic, Psychidelic music making, I am a big movie buff. Me and my bud Josh have 2 cool things, bear share and a high bandwith DSL line and what fun it is to download 700 meg AVI files in a single night. So anywho, just downloaded Girls Gone Wild (A Kubrick film it ain't) and i swear i felt like a complete lack of romantic hope after watching it. A bunch of horny lustys at lake "have a screw" at spring break having everything done to them imaginable. Obviously we haven't evolved far enough from apes to stop acting like them. Yep im my view we are all apes with cellphones, morgages and car payments.These chicks are total sluts, i was totally discusted, and some of these girls were girls you would see in the mall and think, oh what a nice girl when in fact they are total lusty trash. One day these people are gonna regret throwing their self esteem away and dimishing the supply of real women out there playing "the Game" as for the film, if you are ingulfed in porno and your hand is your best friend, go to war, but if your like me who wants to evolve to another level and not live a life of empty promises, should think twice.

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Now This movie was a trip

American Psycho, a movie about the excess of the 80's and a self absorbed psycho, but it's ok, he works on wall street, vey superficial 80's = )

Now, what did the kitty ever do to you? = (

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Having Nightmares, again.

well, i though my really bad nightmares were ova, its been 2 weeks since my last really bad nightmare where i could look at everyones soul and they were auras. Well i looked at mine and mine was like, in a cage and then a huge swarm of flea sized bugs were crawling under my skin though my legs and body. Needless to say i screamed in total terror when i woke up. Well this time i had a dream last night that the afgans were invading us and taking us and experimenting with our bodies with biological weapons. They exposed me to some bluish gas that was making my flesh rot and as soon as it hit the ground, burned into flames. Then all my flesh was off my face and i saw a reflection of my face with no skin, it was scarry!!!!!!

well time to go collect

 

--Cartaya

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Its a long ways off, but here is my album cover for my next project.........

The Album Is Themed around America Quest to go faster and higher. The title of the album Cover is derrived from the BMW insigia which is a rounded Checkered cross, BMW started out by making Aviation engines, they built cars after WW2, the symbol means "white dream Chasing a blue sky" white represents a propeller, the blue represents the sky.

The album, the music and all the videos are themed around the time of the cuban missle Insident and my charater, a drifter, accidentally ends up on the mirage disquised runway of Groom lake right when an A-12 (simular to the SR-71 shown above only single seater) takes off right above his head and tosses him like a feather, where he is captured by 3 CIA agents who are played by the 3 agents in "The Matrix" the story goes from there.....

Production stage: written, unrecorded and in musical development


Discography
1.White Dream Chasing a blue sky.
2.Regret.
3.Im on fire.
4.He died of pleasure.
5.What becomes of broken Dreams.
6. Elvis is dead.
7. If i had a plan.
8. They flew U-2's.
9. Dancing on a Sea of Clouds.
10. Suicide Girl.

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Death To Hookey con (Pokemon)!!

I Know Somewhere There is some old Jewish Guy Laughing his ass off running to the bank yelling "Those Fuckin Kids, The'll buy anything Ra hahahahaha. I was watching TV last weekend and they still have a Fuckin Pokemon show!!!

To Make things worse they have about 15 minutes of commercials to about 15 minutes of programing where they try to sell kids all kinds of shit. The Commercials look just like the fuckin toons man, and just as tasteless.

Now when i was a kid, things were different, sure you had your toons and your commercials. The toons were worth watching, toons like GI Joe, Batman the animated series and popeye the saylor man. They had deeper storylines and had some positive aspects to them. The commercials were much more hookey, but much more positive "well show em your a tiger, show em what you can do....."

Today we have the damn power rangers that cost MAYBE 2 Grand an epesode, and thats all for the actors to toak and sniff cocane all day long. and we have hookey con, which is the crappiest animation in the world.

Almost as bad is what they have done with the batman/superman show, crappy animation compared to the original animated series which was done with dark backgrounds.

Now what i do like, is spongebob square pants, cool show, and the thornberrys, because i like the little woman who can talk to the admidables and donnie the crazy monkeyboy.

My links dont work yet, but be pacient i am gonna get them up soon, as well as a comment page for each entry, so you can all talk smack. Be sure to visit the link below, it is my happy place and i post there all the time,

till next time, go blow some shit up!!!!

Tootles...

--Cartaya

 

 

Visage of the Madman

Name: Chris Cartaya. Half Cuban Descent.

AOL IM: "Mad FenderBender"

Nickname(s): "Cartaya", "Simon Phoenix", "Mad FenderBender", "Clapton's Greatest Adversary", "Jr. Gilmore" and "The Ugly Cuban"

Age: 26

Height: 6 feet 1 inches

Weight: 193 pounds

Originally from: Valencia Califorina.

Currently: Columbus Ohio.

Religion: Ex Mormon, Currently none (that one is a really dramatic story)

Schools attended: College of the Canyons in Valencia and Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. studying computer science and Mechanical Engineering.

Interests: Musician, Slowhand Blues lead Guitarist, Singer, songwrighter and Sound engineer. Also a screenwriter, storywriter and Aviation engineer.

Main Guitar: 89' Custom Shop Fender Eric Clapton Blackie Stratocaster with Three Gold Fender Lace sensors and Active Circutry.

Current Projects: (Albums)A White dream chasing a blue sky, A Dog Day Afternoon and Camille all currently in production.

Diseases i've had: Dysemic Depression, Chronic Sinutitus.

Experience that has changed me the most as a person: The Shauna Incident. (more dramatic than the Mormon story)

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