From the Mouth of Mulder

Season One

  • iwantto-- Conduit

    •     "I want to believe."
  • safer-- Ice

    •     "In here, I'll be safer than you."
  • greysuit -- Tooms

    •     "Think they would've taken me more seriously if I had worn the grey suit?"
  • itsover -- The Erlenmeyer Flask

    •     "It's over, Scully."
     
  • Season Two
  • hide -- Irresistible

    •     "I just don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me."
  • mistake -- Humbug

    •     "I could be mistaken, maybe it was another bald-headed, jigsaw puzzled, tattoed, naked guy, so..."
  • size-- Humbug

    •     "You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring."
        "You'd be surprised how many men do as well."

    Season Three

  • theory -- Oubliette

    •     "Okay, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me, it's just a theory."
  • bath -- Revelations

    •     "You never draw my bath."
  • latex -- Syzygy

    •     "I know how much you like snapping on the latex."
  • perfume -- Syzygy

    •     "This may not be anytime to mention it, but someone is wearing my favorite perfume."
  • turnedon -- Piper Maru

    •     "I just got very turned on."
  • gwoman -- Pusher

    •     "Let's go, G-woman."
  • mangokiwi -- Pusher

    •     "Hey, Scully!  Check this out.  Mango kiwi tropical swirl.  Now I know we're dealing with a madman."
  • look -- Pusher

    •     "Hey, your shoe's untied.  Made you look."
  • playboy -- Pusher

    •     "Think I get the Playboy channel?"
  • kicked -- Hell Money

    •     "I didn't get his name. I was too busy getting my ass kicked."
  • howhell -- Jose Chung's From Outer Space

    •     "How the hell should I know?"
  • whoo -- Jose Chung's From Outer Space

    •     "Whoo!"

    Season Four

  • uberscullys -- Home

    •     "Well, just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little Uberscullys."
  • ene_mene -- Never Again

    •     "Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak?"
  • moosesquirrel -- Never Again

    •     "So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of moose and squirrel?"
  • poaching -- Memento Mori

    •     "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."
  • truthsav -- Memento Mori

    •     "The truth will save you, Scully.  I think it'll save both of us."
  • bestshot -- Small Potatoes

    •     "Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber."
  • fbi_fbi -- Small Potatoes

    •     "F.B.I...  F... B... I..."
  • officialfbi -- Small Potatoes

    •     "That's official F.B.I. business."
  • chinaptn  -- Small Potatoes

    •     "Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?"
  • lookatme  -- Small Potatoes

    •     "You lookin' at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be lookin' at me. Want a piece of this?"
  • afraid2 -- Elegy

    •     "I know what you're afraid of.  I'm afraid of the same thing."
  • hidetrth -- Elegy

    •     "You can believe what you want to believe, Scully.  But you can't hide the truth from me, because if you do, you're working against me... and yourself."

    Season Five

  • fbiwoman -- Redux

    •     "Keep goin' FBI woman."
  • sob -- Redux II

    •     "One sorry son of a bitch speaking."
  • kill_now -- Detour

    •     "Kill me now."
  • hemorrhoidal -- Detour

    •     "Have you ever been to a team seminar, Agent Mulder?" (Other agent)
        "No, y'know, unfortunately around this time of year I always develop a severe hemorrhoidal condition."
  • tailhook -- Detour

    •     "Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully, I'll kick your ass."
  • wrestle -- Detour

    •     "I don't wanna wrestle."
  • boyishag -- Schizogeny

    •     "Hey Scully.  Is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?"
  • grab -- Bad Blood

    •     "How does that grab ya?!"
  • idid_not -- Bad Blood

    •     "I did NOT!"
  • laughing -- Bad Blood

    •     *Mulder laughing while on "magic fingers" bed*
  • littlegs -- Bad Blood

    •     "C'mon Scully, get those little legs moving.  C'mon!"
  • largemarge -- Bad Blood

    •     "Prison, Scully. Your cellmate's nickname is going to be Large Marge.  She's going to read a lot of Gertrude Stein."
  • oh_sh -- Bad Blood

    •     "Oh sh--"
  • shaft -- Bad Blood

    •     *singing*  "Who's the black, private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?  Shaft!  Can you dig it?  They say this cat, Shaft is a bad mother- shut your mouth!  Talkin' 'bout Shaft."
  • nuthin -- Bad Blood

    •     "Don't say I never did nuthin for ya."
  • drugged -- Bad Blood

    •     "I was drugged!"
  • yeeha1 -- Bad Blood

    •     "Yee-ha!"
  • shoot -- Patient X

    •     "One more anal-probing, gyro-pyro-levatating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story and I'm gonna take up my gun and shoot
    somebody."
  • seencoming -- Folie A Deux

    •     "5 years together, Scully. You must have seen this coming."
  • grownman -- The Pine Bluff Variant

    •     "Well, you… you might wanna put that hood back on me, unless you want to see a grown man cry."
  • baywatch -- The End

    •     "What's wrong with Baywatch?"
        "You've got a dirty mind." (Gibson Praise)

    Fight the Future

  • 86

    •     "It looks like 86 is your lucky number."
        "You know, one is the loneliest number."
  • 5billion

    •     "You're my one in... 5 billion."
  • savedme

    •     "But you saved me. As difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamn strict rationalism and science have
    saved me a thousand times over. You kept me honest, you made me a whole person. I owe everything. And you owe me nothing. I don't know if I want to do this alone. I don't even know if I can. But if I quit now, they win."
  • driving

    •     "Five years together Scully, how many times have I been wrong? Never. Not driving anyways."
     
    Season Six
  • feelit -- The Beginning

    •     "You … you were there Scully! You saw it. You heard it. Why can't you feel it?"
  • peanut -- Drive

    •     "It's Mister Mulder to you, you peanut picking bastard."
  • topgun -- Dreamland II

    •     "Hey Grandma Top Gun, will you shut the hell up?"
  • gaze -- Rain King

    •     "I do not 'gaze' at Scully."
  • hate

    •     "Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful."
  • paramtb

    •     "Paramasturbatory?"

    Unknown

  • rubber

    •     "Pardon my rubber."
  • chill

    •     "Ooh!  I just got a chill down my spine."
  • unxplnd

    •     "Status: unexplained."
  • pinch

    •     "Pinch me."
  • 900numbr

    •     "Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 900 number?"
  • defox

    •     "Well, they tell me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man."
  • bandstand

    •     "You're obviously not a fan of American Bandstand."
  • bumper

    •     "Either you come back here on your own, or I drag your  sorry ass back on the bumper of my car."
  • comingontome

    •     "Scully, are you coming onto me?"
  • excited

    •     "Scully would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was excited right now?"
  • gloves

    •     "Even if the gloves do fit, you can still aquit."
  • michaeljackson

    •     "There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere but I can't quite find it."
  • pepsi

    •     "Ohh, is this the Pepsi Challenge?"
     

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