The Blessing Way (part 2)
"With all due respect, sir, I think you overestimate your position in the chain of command." - Scully
"You are the memory, Fox.  It lives in you.  If you were to die now, the truth will die, and only the lies survive us." - Bill Mulder
"If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes, or bathe for four days." - Albert Hosteen
     "That's really going to cut into my social life." - Mulder
"We predict the future, and the best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Well-Manicured Man
"You've got the rest of your life to give me answers." - Scully

WOW!  CSM actually loses his temper.  hehehe...
Meet the Well Manicured-Man
Meet the 1st Elder

NOTE:  Scully gives the meanest eye to Skinner after she's suspended.

Paper Clip (part 3)
"I was a dead man.  Now I'm back." - Mulder
"You're going to have to wait a little longer for my video collection, Frohike." - Mulder
"Lotsa files." - Mulder
     "Lots and lotsa files." - Scully
"What is this?" - CSM
     "This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass." - Skinner
"You were right. There is no justice." - Scully
"I've heard the truth, Mulder.  Now what I want are the answers." - Scully

Napier's constant = basis of all natural logarithms = 27828
Mulder's birthdate = 10-31-61
Samantha's birthdate = 11-21-65
Melissa Scully becomes 3rd major death of the show.

NOTE:  Okay, why didn't Mulder and Scully take their files???

D.P.O.
"Now can you make me a little cherub that squirts water?" - Mulder
"Are we supposed to charge him for assaulting a cellular phone?" - Scully
"C'mon now, you're pissing me off!" - Darren Peter Oswald

Schuman Resonance = when lightning emits radio waves at the same exact frequency, which is eight cycles per second.
Acute Hypokalemia = a severe chemical imbalance characterized by high sodium and low potassium levels.

WARNING:  Beware of video game fanatics.

Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
"Now if you don't mind, I have to get an A.P.B. out on a white male, 17 to 34, with or without a beard, maybe a tattoo, who's impotent." - Det. Cline
"Mister, you really need to work on your closing technique."
"Ooh, I just got a chill down my spine." - Mulder
"I'm suppose to believe that's your real name." - Clyde Bruckman
"Oh, so now you're psychic?" - Scully
"Oh, sometimes it just seems that everyone's having sex except for me." - Clyde Bruckman
"Mr. Bruckman, there are hits and there are misses, and then there are misses." - Scully
"Allright, so how do I die?" - Scully
     "You don't." - Clyde Bruckman
"You do it because you're a homocidal maniac." - Clyde Bruckman

Anthropomancy = the belief that you could divine your future by vivisecting a human and studying the entrails.
Tasseographer = one who reads tea leaves

WARNING:  Take heed of an insurance salesman's predictions.

BACKGROUND INFO: Peter Boyle earned an Emmy for his guest appearance on this episode and Darin Morgan earned an Emmy for writing it. Yeah!

The List
"You mean I only get five?" - Scully
"When a woman gets lonely, sometimes she can't wait around for a man to get reincarnated." - Scully

Green Beetle Fly = lucilia cuprina = a fly that can lay eggs within a minute after death occurs.

GROSS OUT FACTOR = 6/7

NOTE:  Maggots, maggots everywhere!

2Shy
"The dead are no longer lonely." - Virgil Incanto

Hydrochloric acid = similar to stomach acid, but twice as acidic
Pepsin = digestive enzyme
Adipose = fatty tissue

GROSS OUT FACTOR = 10

WARNING:  Beware of meeting chatters IRL!!!

NOTE:  Why on earth did that landlady go into his apartment.  That's totally illegal!
NOTE:  I absolutely love how Scully handled herself towards the other detective's "honesty" about her.

The Walk
"He won't let me die." - Lt. Col. Stans

Astral Projection = where the astral body detaches from the corporeal body

NOTE:  Scully really knows how to work the military personnel. You go girl!
NOTE:  Well, if anybody knows anything about the military S.O.P., you know that you don't salute indoors.

Oubliette
"That's spooky." - Scully
     "That's my name, isn't it?" - Mulder

Glossolalia = incoherent speech

Nisei
"Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox Network." - Scully
"What am I onto here?" - Mulder
     "Monsters begetting monsters." - Sen. Matheson

NOTE:  Hmmm... is it really possible to operate computers using brain waves???

731
"Apology is policy" - opening caption
"Why did I study French in high school?" - Mulder
"I know most everything about you, Dana." - 1st Elder
"But I'm not a very good shot, and when I miss, I tend to miss low." - Mulder

Exit code = 101331

Revelations
"You must come full circle to find the truth." - Mr. Kryder
"Mass on Christmas.  Fish on Friday.  You think that makes you a good Christian?" - Owen Jarvis
"They give bona fide paranoics like myself a bad name." - Mulder
"[I'm] afraid. . . that God is speaking, but no one's listening." - Scully

Incorruptibles = bodies that don't decay and have a faint floral odor
Jerusalem Syndrome = when people who visit the Holy Land suffer religious delusions induced by the journey
Forau = one of the devil's disciples

War of the Coprophages
"I'm not going to ask you what I think you just said, because I know it's what you just said." - Scully 
"Mulder, are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?" - Scully
"I'll say! It's hung like a club-tailed dragonfly." - Bambi
"Greetings from planet Earth." - Mulder
 
Anyphylactic shock = a fatal reaction due to being allergic to cockroaches
Ekbom's Syndrome = where a person cuts himself/herself in an attempt to extract imaginary bugs burrowing into the skin, usually a drug user
There are 4,000 known species of cockroaches!  Ugh!

WARNING:  Beware of cockroaches!
WARNING:  Don't strain too forcefully!  You may suffer a brain anuerism!

SCULLY'S OFF DUTY DUTIES: Cleaning her weapons. Bathing Queequeg. Reading 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.' Solving X-Files type mysteries.
MULDER'S OFF DUTY DUTIES: Searching for UFOs. Solving X-Files type mysteries.

NOTE:  So, first Scully carries around a skeleton-type key.  Now Mulder?  Do they just carry these things wherever they go?

Syzygy
"Hate him. Wouldn't want to date him." - Terri and Margi
"I doubt she's even a blond." - Scully
"Sure. Fine. Whatever." - Scully, and Mulder

WARNING:  Beware of best friends with the same birthdate.

Syzygy = an astronomical alignment of three celestial objects: the sen, the Earth, and either the moon or another planet.

Grotesque
Avoid strange men with drawings of gargoyles all over his place.

Piper Maru (part 1)
"I didn't kill your father!" - Krycek
 

WARNING:  Get as far away as possible from people with black goo in their eyes.

Apocrypha (part 2)
"Where is it?" - Krycek, sort of

Pusher
"Suggestion is a powerful force." - Mulder
"So, he's a killer and a golfer." - Scully
     "Rings a bell, huh?" - Mulder
"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy." - Scully
"Your shoe's untied." "Made you look. How do you do it?" - Mulder
"Mango-Kiwi-Tropical Swirl.  Now we know we're dealing with a madman." - Mulder
"Can I get the Playboy Channel?" - Mulder
 
Ronin = a samurai without a master

NOTE: Who's Mel Cooley?

Teso Dos Bichos
"Personally, if someone digs me up in 1,000 years, I hope there's a curse on them, too." - Mulder
"It's nice to meet people who really believe in something, isn't it?" - Mulder
"Ladies first?" - Mulder
 
Amaru = female shaman
Yaje = vine of the soul = hallucinogen

WARNING:  Stay away from the yaje.

Hell Money
Hell Money = symbolic offering to ghosts

WARNING:  When gambling with your body parts, make sure it's a trustworthy company.

NOTE:  Hmmm...  a Chinese CSM?

Jose Chung's From Outer Space
"I'm a Republican." - Roky
"Mulder, you're nuts." - Scully
"You never saw this.  This didn't happen.  You tell anyone, you're a dead man." - Scully
"Roswell!  Roswell!" - Blaine
"I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons & Dragons and not learn a little something about courage." - Blaine
"That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your 'bleepin' UFO." - Scully 
"Truth is as subjective as reality." - Jose Chung
"This is not happening. This is not happening." - Smokin Alien
"For although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own seperate way, on this planet, we are all. . . alone." - Jose Chung
 
NOTE:  So, Mulder's a ticking time bomb of insanity?  *lol*
NOTE:  Did you notice how Lt. Shaeffer plays with his mashed potatoes, sort of like the scene in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

BACKGROUND INFO: 'Reynard' is the French word for 'fox.'

Avatar
"At least they were having safe sex." - Mulder
"I was no choirboy. I inhaled." - Skinner

Succubus = a spirit who visits men in the night, usually in the form of an old woman, and usually for sex.

Skinner suffers from R.E.M. Sleep Behavior Disorder
Skinner is married!  Whoa!

NOTE:  So, is Sharon still alive?

Quagmire
"You can't turn your back on nature, or nature will turn its back on you." - Dr. Farraday
"Has anyone ever told you two you have a great problem coming to the point?" - Dr. Farraday
"Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later?" - Mulder
"Scully, do you think you could ever cannibalize someone?" - Mulder
"What was that?" - Scully
     "I don't know, but it ain't no duck." - Mulder
"People want to believe." - Scully

NOTE:  Boy, does Queequeg have a wimpy bark.
NOTE:  Sorry, but I have to note the 1st major pet death as Queequeg.
NOTE:  The stoner and the funky chic from WOTC are back again to watch another friend die.  Apparently the new friend has the same name as the old friend:  Dude.

Wetwired
"Studies have also shown causal connections between cow flatulence and the depletion of the ozone layer." - Mulder
"All I know is television doesn't make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy.  Not even 'must see TV' could do that to you." - Mulder
"Hold onto your hat, dude." - Frohike
"You're in on it. You put that thing in my head! You killed my sister!" - Scully
"The truth is, you need me Agent Mulder." - X

Tachistoscopic images = visual subliminal messages (?)
WARNING:  Don't tape everything you see on TV. 
 
NOTE:  Mulder is red-green color blind.

Talitha Cumi (part 1)
"He was a good water skier, your husband.  Not as good as I was, but then, that could be said about so many things." - CSM
"Men can never be free, because they are weak, corrupt, worthless, and restless." - CSM
"You can't kill their love, which is what makes them who they are, makes them better than us, better than you." - Jeremiah Smith
"I knew your mom before you were born, Fox." - CSM

NOTE: Uh oh. Mulder's mom and CSM doing the deed??? Not good. Not good at all.
NOTE:  Mrs. Mulder knows more than she has let on.

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